Yes, we are all a bunch of negative, miserable fucks.

I have this one co-worker who I just can’t stand, and she leaves these little passive aggressive post it notes around the office. For the love of Chuck Billy, she’s probably 24 years old, you’d think she could manage to just say something directly if she has a complaint. And I feel like replacing one of the post-its with one in return saying something like “fuck you!” or, to follow in her style, “please note that work begins promptly at 8 am, not 8:10, 8:15, or 8:30. Thank you!” Because she’s constantly late and everyone back east calls us at eight, then I find myself answering five lines at once. But if I wrote one back, that would just be another passive aggressive post-it. I should probably just say it directly to her, right?