BRUTAL LEGEND CONTEST WINNERS

Congrats to the winners of our Brutal Legend contest! The following grand prize winner will receive the 17″ figurine pictured above:

• meat mincing machine: “Put it in my pee hole and swing my dick around helicopter style in a crowded Bed Bath & Beyond, forever ruining all the 2 for $15 discount shower curtains.”

And the following two runners-up will each receive a t-shirt:

• Dave B: “I’d chop the head off of the voice in my head.”
• Sweeney: “I’d bring it to the upcoming GWAR show and present it to Oderus. Then I’d probably get jizzed on.”

Congrats!