MAYBE ALANA POTOCNIK WILL SHOW HER BOOBS SOMEDAY, TOO
Monday, November 23rd, 2009 at 2:30pm by Vince Neilstein
If there was any doubt as to whether or not Winds of Plague are a pure marketing gimmick, such doubts should be laid to rest by the revolving cast of female keyboard players that have graced magazine covers the ranks of the band. Metal Insider reports that Wikipedia claims [see what I did there?] that the band has now had SIX keyboard players, the last three of them female, and that Alana Potocnik — formerly of The Breathing Process and Abigail Williams — has just replaced Lisa Marx, who herself replaced Kristen Randall only two months ago.
Apparently Marx couldn’t learn the parts in time for the band’s “California Love Tour,” which is surprising because, ya know, the ability to play the music should be THE FIRST consideration for ANY band. But having a pretty face on stage is way more important than that trivial little nuance, right?
Maybe some day she’ll show her boobs like her predecessor Kristen Randall. That page is STILL in the Top 5 most-visited pages on this site over a year later, you fucking hornballs.
-VN
if they wanna regain credibility they should call Mustis, im pretty sure he’s not doing anything now
plus he does kinda look a bit girly
and also he’ll have a lot harder time selling WOP’s stuff than he did Dimmu’s
the best thing to come from the band was the boob shot
Apparently she cocked over Abigails Williams the day they left for a European tour to go join WOP.
God I love tits….
i doubt lisa marx couldn’t learn the parts as any monkey with a single finger could hold down a single key. she probably woke up and realize “holy shit i’m about to be in winds of plague wtf am i thinking”
you guys should give this girl props, shes only 19 and shes in a worldwide touring band. Not too bad. Hopefully she’ll last a while because I am probably the only Winds of Plague fan on this site.
makes 2 of us
Three!
okay, that’s gotta be all of them.. bring in the stun-guns, boys!
Hahahahahahahaa.
…just take them behind the shed and put them out of their misery already.
maybe id give her props if she didn’t constantly fuck over the bands she is supposed to play in.
I’ve also heard that she screwed Abigail Williams last minute to join WOP. Abigail are now touring with no keyboards.
four!
maybe you should stop linking if you don’t want people to look at it
Because Vince knows better than to deprive a man of an opportunity to look at boobies.
I saw Blackguard the other night, and I believe that they, too, have a female keyboard player. Now I prefer Janne Warman, personally, seeing as how I’m a straight woman… but to each his own!
LMAO, It’s a guy. They have a female drummer.
Oh, okay. I’m really not that familiar with them, but I knew I saw a lady up there performing. Indeed, it must have been the drummer.
Oh. My. Fuck. Blackguard is amazing!
keyboards and metal go together like peanut butter and pickles. sure there are some exceptions to the rule, but do keyboards belong in wiggerslamcore shit?
‘wiggerslamcore’
hah, yeaaah
no care till leaked boob pics.
Hot bitches in your band guarantees you at least a cover of Keraaang, that tabloid pile of shit.
Winds of Plague doesnt have lame keyboards. Decimate the Weak did a little bit. Mostly just chords and accents, but on The Great Stone War Kristen Randall definantly stepped it up. So Idk why everyone is saying that WOP is such a shitty band to play keys for.
kristen randall didnt write on the new record. some dudes from new york did. shows how much she really contributed.
check the cd
KRISTEN RANDALL DID NOT WRITE OR PERORM ON ANY WINDS OF PLAGUE TRACKS
PERFORM*
AND ALANA IS WAY HOT!!!
Yes she fucked over Abigail in a bad way. Yes she fucked over TBP. But is that really surprising considering she has fucked people from WOP, Suicide Silence, Motionless in White, Born Of Osiris, Last House On The Left, Rose Funeral, Woe Of Tyrants, the list goes on…
Now that’s quite the roster she should be proud.
Also dude from salt the wound and through the eyes of the dead fucked her in the ass… also dude from graves of valor… I will keep updating this as the info comes in.