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 Monday, November 23rd, 2009 at 10:30am by

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So I was perusing Blabbermouth this morning when I saw that there’s a band called Fuck Your Shadow From Behind. Now, that’s an intriguing band name if ever I heard one – I mean, what the fucking fuck are these wacky Germans talking about? Are they making a Jung reference? Do they advocate the rape of Peter Pan? Or do they just think it sounds cool? – so I decided to check them out.

Anyways, that concludes my interest in Fuck Your Shadow From Behind. They have an album coming out in February, but you won’t see it reviewed here on MetalSucks. This band is bor-ing. Oh well. Funny name, though.

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guzmn/570745539 Daniel Guzmán

    They sound a lot like TBDM but with lame breakdowns.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kirill-Zmurciuk/100000301731079 Kirill Zmurciuk

    Generic to absurdity

  • West Virginia

    damn, what a stupid fucking band name.

    still, helllyeah is the worst/lamest band name ever

    • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

      “hell yeah” by hell yeah on the self titled album.

      IT’S A VORTEX OF STUPID.

  • iwrestledyourmomtwice

    Is there anything worse than bands that try to be ironic? I hate going to check a new band and seeing some good graphics and then I see a picture of the band gathering around a table having tea and crumpets. We get it. There’s a lot of image and self posturing with metal. But trying to be ironic about it is lame. Especially when its been done a million times.

    Now don’t misunderstand. Their graphics weren’t cool. It looked like someone bought those fake crows you see during halloween and put a bunch of wackiness behind it. What a way to wake up this morning.

    Oh btw….they sucked horribly. I hope their mention here is the last time I see the name.

  • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

    what the hell was that? the first song goes from fucking ripping off the black dahlia murder to ripping off shai hulud with poison the well vocals?

    jesus. this is going to end badly.

  • Dysenteric

    Bloody hell, stuff gets old quick. I checked the link on Blabbermouth this morning. It’s just so lifeless and dull, it’s not even guilty pleasure music.

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    I didn’t think it was too bad, but then again I love generic music. There was a little jazzy interlude in the first song on the playlist… that was cool.

    • metalguy

      … But I Hate Oceano
      love generic music?

  • pigchop

    Don’t let your past fuck you; fuck your past. Be the ruler of your destiny.

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    Ok, so it’s nothing groundbreaking, but that doesn’t automatically make it suck. Several of the bands worshiped on here are nothing new. I like what I’m hearing from these dudes.

  • Grymmbear

    They’re still not as bad a bandname as the great We Butter the Bread With Butter, also from Germany…

    http://www.myspace.com/wbtbwb

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    When I saw this one Blabbermouth, my interest with them ended when the article started by saying “German deathcore powerhouse”.