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Please Kill Me

SERIOUSLY, PETA?

 Monday, November 23rd, 2009 at 9:00am by

But not Cristina Scabbia, huh?

Fine, fuck you. I’m gonna go club a baby seal to deah, and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy with yourself, Peta. I hope it was totally fucking worth it. Assholes.

chesterpeta

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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  • Fufkin

    He just re-jumped the shark during the victory lap from the first jump.

  • J-Ho

    That dude has got some fucking awful tattoos.

    • RobotScythe

      I was going to post “the only thing offensive abou this is that crappy tattoo-work.”

      • Peeter

        LOL! yea. look at that Koi, that poor thing. i bet my tattoo looks better. LOL!

  • SourDeez

    I say Mink not Link (in Park).

  • Facebook User

    Great.Now a bunch of kiddy idiot linkinpark fans are going to get crappy tattoos

    100 bucks says they shopped all his rolls and fat out of the picture

    • stu1

      I’m not a fan at all, but I’ve met the dude and he’s skinny as hell.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    PETA should be classified as a terrorist organization, if for no other reason that this.

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      *than

  • soup

    ya know, i’m all for treating animals nicely. But this goes too far. I want to see Cristina Scabbia side boob!

  • John

    Peta: “Take us seriously because idiot musicians do!”

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    This, quite frankly, is worse than that stupid “sea kitten” stunt they tried to pull. MUCH worse.

  • Johnny Death

    So thanks for the help in letting me know he’s in Linkin Park, but can someone tell me what he does? Is he like the dj or one of the singers? If hes a singer is he the whiny one or the rappy one?

    • http://lexiconofsound.wordpress.com Meta

      He’s the the whiny one.

      • Johnny Death

        Thanks!

  • Benito

    i pledge to kill, eat, and skin at least 5 cute creatures today as a result of this ad.

  • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

    I too am all about not abusing animals…but fuck Peta.

  • builtforsin

    Sucky tattoos SUCK.

  • SHOCKTROOP

    damn yo! this dude is jacked! I bet he can bench in the triple digits with ease.

  • Me

    all tattoos are gross. that’s why megan fox went downhill with the excessive tattooing (and increased pastiness).

  • bert

    Chester has no chest. He is small like bitch.

  • Blashyrkh

    I have a sudden strange urge to slaughter red pandas with a flamethrower. thanks to YOU peta!

  • PatrickSTL

    You know you can actually stand up for animals, and not like PETA. You guys are just shutting out animal rights because Peta bothers you. That would be like not liking a band because of their fans.

  • Fong Chung

    PETA = Domestic Terrorism, and I’m surprised the FBI hasn’t investigated further into these clowns acts.

  • jason

    “Chester” is what they call pedo’s in prison…just sayin’

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

    i just bought a new fur coat the other day after my white fox fur coat wore out. :)

    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Gwynne Dougenie

      Sick.

      • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_language Henning Wehn’s Stopwatch

        Fucking Canadians.

        • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1853_in_Wales Dougenie

          How’s it hangin’?

          • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_F._Taylor_Science_and_Technology_Academy Henning Wehn’s Stopwatch

            Low. I have hang-balls now because I still refuse to wear underpants.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        what would be sicker is finding my half-frozen carcass next spring after i froze to death because i didn’t have my beloved fur coat.

        • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat Space Captain McGee’s Second-Hand Thrift Store Sold Me a Shoddy Second-Hand 14-Inch Dildo and Now I Want My Money Back

          True. You’re not as cute as a fox.

    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Gwynne Dougenie

      That’s disgusting.

      • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Roney King Missile

        You too.

        • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube This Reply System is Fucking Stupid

          Kiss my ass.

          • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_64 Ninny

            I already have.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        at least i’m making good use out of a dead animal. and who knows? maybe someone else made further use out of it by eating it. i mean, there are so many men who go out and hunt deer and don’t do anything with them other than mount their heads on the wall.

        • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly Screw You, We Don’t Take Returns

          When you die, can I wear you around my neck? Would that be a fair compromise? I swear to God I’ll only wear you with my best jeans and t-shirt. And hey, at least I’m not asking to kill you first and then skin you (like they actually do with every other creature), you’re already dead I’ll be making good use of a dead animal.

          • Alex_P

            Actually, sure. I really don’t give a rat’s ass what happens to my carcass.

        • Chestie McCough

          Are foxes and pythons halal?

  • Thriceloststory

    Yet another topless person for the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals…
    What? Thats not what it means? Oh… >_>

  • loganarchy

    wait, how come people find this offensive? don’t like seeing shirtless guys? haha

    …no, but really, why are people threatening to kill baby seals now?

  • charan

    because it looks so fun in Overlord II :P

  • josh

    he should off himself

  • tim

    I’m gonna go and get a burger with a side of chicken fingers.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    I think I’m going to go eat someones dog now.

  • problemwithfire
  • anthony
  • Stabitha

    Ugh. If you’re going to show off your ink in an ad, at least spend more than the house minimum on your shit. He should definitely have kept his shirt on and put a naked lady on there instead. BOOBS, NOT BEEF.

  • krunulor5000

    hahahhaha what will peta do when we no longer have to slaughter animals cause we clone the parts we want? muahahahahahahahahahahahh! (lightning&thunder)

    • Mike Arose

      Seriously what’s worse PETA or Emo’s im having a hard time deciding. Both are fucking annoying but PETA had Eva Longoria ass shots so I guess there the lesser of two evils.

  • http://jas09.deviantart.com/ JAS09

    Thanks Chester. You have just doomed untold numbers of innocent critters to senseless deaths at the hands of angry, misguided metalheads.
    I never had respect for PETA, but this has got to be their lowest point.

  • Alex_P

    .Even when I was a vegetarian, I hated PETA. Their opposition to medical research really pisses me off, and their efforts to stop seal-hunting have been disastrous for the already damaged economy of maritime Canada.

    On a side note, I’m glad to know I could beat up Chester Bennington. That might come in handy some day