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BOO GET RAPED

 Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 at 10:00am by

Although I know of at least one groupie who probably would like to see the fellas in Born of Osiris forcefully lose their butt cherries, this article is actually about the below video, which Sergeant D. brilliantly included in his review of a recent Hatebreed/Cannibal Corpse/Hate Eternal/BOO gig.

The clip is noteworthy for two reasons:

  1. It’s just funny to see some kids in a deathcore cover band playing to fifteen people in their school gym. As Sergeant D. notes, when the kids start moshing at the 47 second mark, it makes you “wish you could spray everybody under 21 in the face with AIDS.”
  2. This band calls themselves “The Rapist.” What a charming band name. Clearly, The Rapist should be signed to Sumerian ASAP, so that they can rape rape rape all across this great land.

Fear for the future of our world, people.

-AR

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  • IAmTheClitCommander

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while… dear god….

  • Dysenteric

    I laughed at the three idiots just standing around like spare ones at a wedding and occasionally headbanging.

    • Dysenteric

      Oops, more than three. Doesn’t make it any better though…

  • Grymmbear

    See, if they took the band name and omitted the space between the two words, they’d be “Therapist”.

    Problem averted!

    • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

      “i’ll take the rapists for 200, alex.”
      “that’s ‘therapists’, mr. connery.”

      • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

        “The Penis Mightier”, Now that would be a great band name.

      • o0Stacey0o

        “I’ll take Ape Tit for 200″

    • Chris Berseth

      Analrapist – it’s a cross between an analyst and a therapist.
      Arrested Development was a good show.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

      According to the name of the video, there is indeed no space between the two words, so I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re going for.

  • myke

    oh those more and far even worse from these nubes!

  • Full Metal Whack-it

    AIDS would not be a powerful enough spray.

  • This Shit Sucks

    Gotta start somewhere.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

    This almost makes me want to go to one of those DIY shows at a skate park where the average age is 15 so I can sit back and make fun of everyone. Almost. I would probably get reported as a sexual predator though since I’m 30 and look it.

  • Elliott

    Did no one else notice the word omitted at the beginning?lol

    • ECDEU

      “******* Bow Down!” I hate High School…

  • xCOOCOOKALx

    i’d rape that chick in yellows back fat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Snow/514886363 Brendan Snow

    I love the guy on the right playing a telecaster…he probably has no idea why he’s there.

  • http://www.metalhit.com Mike Riddick

    Every band has to start somewhere. I have a VHS of my band playing with Brian Harvey (PIG DESTROYER)’s band in our school cafeteria in front of 15 people!

  • metalguy

    kids sitting look like the’re ready for story time

  • matty k

    well…this isn’t so awful to me for a few reasons. First, for a pretty technical song, these kids are doing pretty good. Second, this is a high school gym, not some full blown rock tour. That isn’t moshing, they’re just having a good time. Lastly, I’m pretty sure its not quite The Rapist, but TheRapist…ya know, like therapist which was a pretty funny joke from what I think was season 2 of Arrested Development. In the end the fact that a bunch of high school kids are playing heavy music in their gym is pretty cool to me.

    • gauche

      i agree with this except that TheRapist is from SNL.

      • Beereded

        And Squidbillies.

        • Santa Claus

          Speedmetal. Sure… technically it IS magnificent.

      • Your Mama’s Fartbox

        There was a “therapist/the rapist” gag on Three’s Company many, many years ago, too.

  • Hey_Yo

    It makes me happy i can play real music. I could gouge out my throat if i saw a live video of myself and it was like this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amber-Grant/1222855985 Amber Grant

    …I actually don’t know what to say.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/opeth027/ Kyle

    You damn kids get off my lawn!!

  • metalchick666

    well, at least they’re into some form of metal…maybe they’ll mature a bit? hopefully?

  • tothefourwinds

    I would still prefer this to actual school, or gym class. At least this is entertaining. In a “you fail so much that it made my day and i laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes” way.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    Lulz, I play in a two man technical, jazz-influenced porno-grind group called TheRapist. Started off as “Therapist.”

  • TheHardG

    I agree that everyone under the age of 21 should be sprayed in the face with aids. But It could be upped a notch or two by combining aids with every other disease out there while using a dog shit base to mix it all together. Stupid kids today….

    • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

      LOLOLOLOL A+++

  • Oscar

    it looks quite pitiful