BOO GET RAPED
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 at 10:00am by Axl RosenbergAlthough I know of at least one groupie who probably would like to see the fellas in Born of Osiris forcefully lose their butt cherries, this article is actually about the below video, which Sergeant D. brilliantly included in his review of a recent Hatebreed/Cannibal Corpse/Hate Eternal/BOO gig.
The clip is noteworthy for two reasons:
- It’s just funny to see some kids in a deathcore cover band playing to fifteen people in their school gym. As Sergeant D. notes, when the kids start moshing at the 47 second mark, it makes you “wish you could spray everybody under 21 in the face with AIDS.”
- This band calls themselves “The Rapist.” What a charming band name. Clearly, The Rapist should be signed to Sumerian ASAP, so that they can rape rape rape all across this great land.
Fear for the future of our world, people.
-AR
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while… dear god….
I laughed at the three idiots just standing around like spare ones at a wedding and occasionally headbanging.
Oops, more than three. Doesn’t make it any better though…
See, if they took the band name and omitted the space between the two words, they’d be “Therapist”.
Problem averted!
“i’ll take the rapists for 200, alex.”
“that’s ‘therapists’, mr. connery.”
“The Penis Mightier”, Now that would be a great band name.
“I’ll take Ape Tit for 200″
Analrapist – it’s a cross between an analyst and a therapist.
Arrested Development was a good show.
According to the name of the video, there is indeed no space between the two words, so I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re going for.
oh those more and far even worse from these nubes!
AIDS would not be a powerful enough spray.
Gotta start somewhere.
This almost makes me want to go to one of those DIY shows at a skate park where the average age is 15 so I can sit back and make fun of everyone. Almost. I would probably get reported as a sexual predator though since I’m 30 and look it.
Did no one else notice the word omitted at the beginning?lol
“******* Bow Down!” I hate High School…
i’d rape that chick in yellows back fat.
I love the guy on the right playing a telecaster…he probably has no idea why he’s there.
Every band has to start somewhere. I have a VHS of my band playing with Brian Harvey (PIG DESTROYER)’s band in our school cafeteria in front of 15 people!
kids sitting look like the’re ready for story time
well…this isn’t so awful to me for a few reasons. First, for a pretty technical song, these kids are doing pretty good. Second, this is a high school gym, not some full blown rock tour. That isn’t moshing, they’re just having a good time. Lastly, I’m pretty sure its not quite The Rapist, but TheRapist…ya know, like therapist which was a pretty funny joke from what I think was season 2 of Arrested Development. In the end the fact that a bunch of high school kids are playing heavy music in their gym is pretty cool to me.
i agree with this except that TheRapist is from SNL.
And Squidbillies.
Speedmetal. Sure… technically it IS magnificent.
There was a “therapist/the rapist” gag on Three’s Company many, many years ago, too.
It makes me happy i can play real music. I could gouge out my throat if i saw a live video of myself and it was like this.
…I actually don’t know what to say.
You damn kids get off my lawn!!
well, at least they’re into some form of metal…maybe they’ll mature a bit? hopefully?
I would still prefer this to actual school, or gym class. At least this is entertaining. In a “you fail so much that it made my day and i laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes” way.
Lulz, I play in a two man technical, jazz-influenced porno-grind group called TheRapist. Started off as “Therapist.”
I agree that everyone under the age of 21 should be sprayed in the face with aids. But It could be upped a notch or two by combining aids with every other disease out there while using a dog shit base to mix it all together. Stupid kids today….
LOLOLOLOL A+++
it looks quite pitiful