CRISTINA SCABBIA RESPONDS TO METALSUCKS

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

Last week I bitched and moaned because, unlike some other celebrities, Cristina Scabbia does not get naked in her new Peta ad. Now loyal reader Greg Heerdt tells us that Ms. Scabbia has responded in a posting on her Facebook page:

Picture 13Now please allow me to respond to Cristina directly (and by “directly,” I mean via this blog post):

Hi, Cristina.

If read this site – and it would seem that you do – then you are aware that we actually have the utmost respect for you and your band. I am sorry that your God-given beauty has continued to call attention to itself. I’d suggest you go the Slipknot route to hide your face and keep the attention on your music, but I don’t want some of your less intelligent fans to worry that masks can be sexually transmitted.

Anyways, to help you cope with this incredible burden, I suggest you familiarize yourself with this. If you need anything else, you know how to reach me.

Arrivederci,

Axl



139 COMMENTS on “CRISTINA SCABBIA RESPONDS TO METALSUCKS”

  1. RockOutWithMy...YouKnow says:

    She obviously wants your junk. That’s how girls let you know right? Now you gotta go over to the water fountain and push her face down when she’s drinking.
    I’m still in 2nd grade aren’t I?

  2. Chimp-0-Neg says:

    “If read this site”

    – me Metalsucks you sexy metal lady…

  3. Nate says:

    She might be comfortable in her sexuality, but is she comfortable in her musical intelligence? Her band is fucking selling out, their last album was utter trash. I believe I read a quote somewhere where she (or another band member) said they want to be more like Evanescence. In response to that, I would say that, yes, you do need to show your naked body to the world if you don’t want to lose metal fans.

    • eldest says:

      They’ve NEVER EVER EVER said that, and I know it cause I’ve been knowing the band since they started… and you heard them after Evanescence cause Evanescence got popular in US first…but Lacuna coil were already known in Europe… long time before that.

  4. d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. says:

    The only thing PeTA is serious about is being a bunch of domestic terrorists hiding behind a supposed cause.

  5. B-dizzle says:

    Less bitching, more tits

  6. wtfhax says:

    SHE SHOULD STILL GET NAKED

  7. noobpotato says:

    lmao, well played sir

  8. BTK666 says:

    All this moral high ground from someone who writes a Sex Advice column for Revolver.

    And yes, maybe I would stop bludgeoning neighborhood pets to death with large chunks of concrete it she’d flash just a little of the proverbial gash.

    • eldest says:

      She’s not giving “SEX” advices but general ones! Plus she didn’t say she doesn’t like nudity, only that this was not the case to do it!

  9. Biff Tannen says:

    Anyone who supports PETA should be beaten with hammers and left bleeding in the moonlight.

  10. Caspar Colderson says:

    I thought you were gonna link to that post with the guy from Winds Of Plague showing some chest

  11. deathbyCTC says:

    what the hell, Christina? this is the only site that likes your band. way to be a jerkwad.

  12. i still think youre just jealous shes fucking your man-crush (james root)
    but yes she seems to have missed the point that nothing on this website should be taken seriously, ever, starting with the name

  13. John says:

    Listen, guys, the last time Lacuna Coil started a trend we got evanescence. This shits gotta stop now.

    • i dunno. i think it was the other way around. i’m not saying evanescence was out before lacuna coil by any means. but i know i heard that fucking ‘wake me up!’ song on the radio about a million times around 2002ish and still haven’t heard much lacuna coil on the radio.

      • Josh says:

        Lacuna Coil had their chance. What do they have, like, 10 albums? All they have left to do is sell out and try to be Evanescence, so they can suck, then break up, and do a reunion 2 years later. It’s the cycle of life.

  14. Shinaain says:

    I will only say it’s interesting to read that kind of rant off of someone whose band once headlined a “Hottest Chicks in Metal” tour. All the pictorals, hot lists, and what-not she’s been chosen for, nevermind – she actively participated in a tour called “The Hottest Chicks in Metal.” Like, for real. Her decisions are her own and I won’t take that away from her; regardless, it’s interesting that she doesn’t seem to realize she’s already compromised her own credibility and artistic integrity with some of the more questionable promotional decisions she’s made in the past. Allowing that English isn’t her first language, I imagine it’s not surprising she didn’t understand the MS.net piece was a joke. But still: interesting, indeed.

    I guess it’s a low-down, dirty game and that just about anything it takes to get your band noticed is probably the best strategy. I will acknowledge that I don’t know about the music industry firsthand. I can’t stand her band and resent having to hear about her/them all the time, but then as a woman long resigned to having to constantly fight for respect and credibility in various traditionally male-dominated professions and interests, I respect what I believe she’s ultimately trying to achieve – success and recognition in a genre historically hostile to any significant or meaningful female contributions. I wonder if she shouldn’t switch tactics, but then that’s something she has to decide – the same as everybody else.

  15. THRASHETTE says:

    I honestly would’ve reacted similarly. Just because a girl’s beautiful doesn’t mean they constantly enjoy jokes being made about their sexuality. How come you’re never telling James Hetfield to get naked?

    • g says:

      not responding until you post naked pixxx

    • BTK666 says:

      Because James Hetfield is a man. and as such possesses neither a vagina or a set of boobies.

    • g says:

      also james hetfield is an ugly dude pushing 50, scabbia is one of the self proclaimed “hottest chicks in metal”

    • g says:

      also you’re 16 and go by “trashette” so dont talk about degrading sexual jokes

      • BTK666 says:

        Yeah, we would all go to jail for looking at your boobies so your opinion doesn’t matter.

      • rachel says:

        You can still be 16 and have common sense. Thrashette is absolutely right. If we don’t defend ourselves, and give in to what men want, we get called a whore. Women who listen to metal rarely rant and rave about a hot guy in metal or ask for pictures of that man naked. Some women in metal try to get some respect for having women in metal, but there’s always stupid groupies who show up to shows and try to fuck the frontman. That gives an image to the rest of the men in metal who think we should all show everything to them all the time. Although, I will mention that Cristina’s past Myspace profile pictures have probably seemed ‘teasing’ to a guy, and her Revolver column does make me lose a little respect for her.

        • BTK666 says:

          I think I speak for all of us when I say “Shut up and get your tits out Whore”
          .

        • 5T4LkER says:

          OH COME ON! Every time I hear a “new” Lacuna Coil song, I swear to God (or any other higher power that you prefer) that I’d heard it in a previous album. The same fucking music! Now I’m no artist but I think they can do something different by showing some front-woman boobs.

          BOOOOOOOOBIES. WE WANT BOOOOOOOBIES!

        • Tracie says:

          Hey Rachel, Google Images for “Type O Negative Peter Steele Playgirl Photos”. You’re welcome.

    • Biff Tannen says:

      Wow, I’ve never seen a girl with so many pictures of herself on myspace…..and girls on myspace LOVE to look at themselves.

      To your credit, at least you didn’t look like a whore.

      • BTK666 says:

        What? Now I’m confused, I thought we wanted whores? Aren’t whores the ones that DO show their boobies? I think your being booby-viewing counter productive.

    • SourDeez says:

      Because women are better looking than men. Obviously there are exceptions in both sexes, but for the most part, everyone can agree that Christina Scabbia’s naked body would be a much nicer thing to look at than James Hetfield’s tiny dick. Women are called “the fairer sex” for a reason, that’s why men buy women drinks when they want to bang them, and not the other way around. There’s not too much that’s attractive about hairy nutsacks and schlongs flopping around, but the female form is like a work of art. And I know plenty of heterosexual girls who would agree with me on that.

  16. g says:

    lacuna coil is awful horrible shite. possibly worse than mnemic.

  17. WowWee! says:

    With all do respect your music sucks so make it up to us by showing us your tits.

  18. earthsherm says:

    man the testosterone level is high today

  19. Milkman says:

    Lacuna Coil is shit and she isn’t that hot.

  20. Jon L. says:

    Peta is good with hummus.

  21. troe says:

    Regarding the “formality” of your statement, you should’ve concluded with the formal: “Arrividerla”. ;)

    Got a nice laugh over the passed few days, thanks guys.

  22. Misogynist says:

    She does realize that she is a woman and women are meant to be objectified.

    Or didn’t she get that memo?

    Gonna go find the biggest streak and eat the shit out of that son bitch.

  23. pariah says:

    good thing this woman never uses her looks to promote her band in any other ways!

  24. rachel says:

    Being a women in metal is a catch-22. We either show men what they want and get called a whore, or we don’t and get made fun of for being a conservative tease (see link to original article). Aren’t we LISTENING to music, anyhow?

    • pariah says:

      i love the girls who get featured in “hottest chicks of metal”, then they demand to be taken seriously as musicians. makes me laugh every time.

      • i think that whole issue of revolver is bullshit along with all the other shit that’s quickly making that magazine “Metal” Teen Cosmo. like what the singer from underoath is wearing, stupid “advice” from vinnie paul and cristina. what a waste of paper.

      • eldest says:

        Hey that’s an idea of the magazine though….

    • BTK666 says:

      No it’s not, and if it were it would be a Catch-33, (These womens don’t know snakes from dildos abouts metals). Seriously though, you bloody women make all this drama for yourselves, because as usual you can’t make up you minds about what the hell you want. Don’t ask us to think of you as more than just a lump of fuck meat, when I know your bitching to all your little living dead doll collecting friends about how all men are the same!

      We men are simple folk, you confuse the issues and blame us for not respecting you. Men WORSHIP Women. You amaze, amuse and control us, and we would do anything for you. Your frailties are as beautiful to us, as our strengths are to you, it’s genetic baby. There is no fighting it. We like to fuck.

    • SourDeez says:

      Men who call women whores for getting naked or being sexual are a disgrace to manhood. You’re only a whore if you suck tons of dick every week. And I don’t mean one dick, I mean dicks all over the place. We’re humans, we’re sexual creatures, and that obviously includes women. It sucks that society encourages women to downplay their sexuality for fear of seeming “slutty”.

      • 5T4LkER says:

        ummmm you left out the part about being paid for sucking all those dicks all over the place.

        • eldest says:

          You must have a very frustrating life, you sound so envious.

        • eldest says:

          Oh, and I love how people loves to know about other people’s sexual life… But everybody knows Christina’s been dating her ex for 10 years and she still has the same boyfriend for like 4 years now… Instead, you CLEARLY need to get your cock or your ‘gina sucked a little more, you sound really stressed.

          • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R says:

            ummm in which part do i sound envious O’ Wise One? oh and my life’s just fine, but let’s not get into that right now.

            and i don’t give a fuck about “other people’s sexual life”. you on the other hand seems to do, since you know all about Christina’s fucking love life. but you’re right about one thing, i AM stressed – you know with the exams, assignments, projects and shit.

  25. Chris says:

    Only thing she should have pressed against her chest is a dicitonary

  26. iRoar says:

    I dont know why, but I could only imagine (not that I would want it any other way) Cristina topless while she types that facebook stat update.

    Anyway her body will keep getting her this sort of attention…. until she hits saggy town.

  27. Lacuna Coil Sucks And You Cant Just Save Animals By Appearing In An Ad Nude Or Not.

    If She Did Just Pose Naked For Any Ad That Would Be There Best Song Ever……:: )

  28. PaxlRose says:

    Chrisina = meh. I prefer Anneke.

  29. i’d like to be comfortable in her sexuality. hey-o! but seriously folks…

  30. Myke says:

    She’s beating around the bush! I wonder if she shaves her bush I dunno with these damn Europeans

  31. Rik Powell says:

    The fact that she had clothes on isn’t what bothered me. It was the fact she was in a PETA ad. Ugh.

  32. stu1 says:

    There’s some excellent use of the English language in her facebook post. Good mother of Jesus.

  33. Carbonthief says:

    She used “add” when she should have used “ad” and “trendy” when she should have used “trend.” That IS the last straw.

  34. Jonathan says:

    At least she’s semi-trying to be respectable. I don’t think she minds being sexual, I just don’t think she wants to be thought in that way 100%. Sure, some pictures of her are provocative, but is that her fault, or the photographers? Remember the magic of photoshop, fellows. I don’t know too much about this woman, but she seems to have some sense of self respect.

    Not that many of you care.

  35. Awful Offal Carnage says:

    You may respect Lacuna Coil, but I’m sure many readers don’t…or at least I hope not. Their music is utter shit, and not metal one bit. Also, who writes Lacuna Coils lyrics? Obviously can’t be her, otherwise they’d make no sense.

  36. I am eating some chicken right about nows.

  37. Anthony says:

    Gotta love the intelligent rebuttals in these comments.

    “Just because i’m comfortable with my sexuality doesn’t mean I have to show skin all the time”
    “OMGZ WE WANT TITS!!!!11!!! LAWL!!!11!11!1!111″

  38. 5T4LkER says:

    whatever the fuck has anything got to do with her sexuality?

  39. Facebook User says:

    yeah, i didnt see anything directly offensive about the comment lol, it was just a stab
    i saw them last week btw lol jolly good show

  40. Reaper-X says:

    Wait, I thought she didn’t care what critics thought of her?

    • Josh says:

      Anyone who responds with “I don’t care what X thinks” is a liar. They do care, otherwise they wouldn’t have responded at all.

    • eldest says:

      Uhm… to express an opinion about something doesn’t necessary means “caring” about the thing.

    • KaramaArmy_69 says:

      Everyone Has Feelings. Ofcourse it might get her. If someone was bashing you, would you say something. most likely. She kept dignity in herself by not stripping for peta. Save that shit for like playboy or something. I agree with peat to a point. Animal cruelty IS wrong, but eating meat isn’t that bad.

  41. timmah says:

    As numerous readers have already pointed, I’d implore Ms. Scabbia to do a bit more background research on the organizations she chooses to tie her name to. I hope that Christina reads these comments and actually does some checking into what PETA is all about. Someone above mentioned “domestic terrorists” and they’re bang on with that statement. They are liars, straight up. “Saving” animals, what a joke.

    http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/09/breast_is_best.php Asking Ben and Jerry’s to switch from Cow’s milk to human breast milk? Their absurdity knows no bounds.

    I sincerely hope Christina that you aren’t this naive. It’s normal for PETA to grab celebrities to endorse them, since anyone with half a brain already knows how twisted they are. Pamela Anderson was a spokesperson for them at one time, and I think we all know she never made it into the public eye based on her intelligence, so Christina, this is unfortunately the pool you’re being lumped in with.

    It doesn’t matter to me whether you’re showing skin or not, when you’re representing an organization like PETA. To me at least you can maintain some dignity by keeping your clothes on, when standing up for an organization that in my opinion is the standard of hypocrisy that so many other corporations aspire to. At least when you do the “hottest chicks in metal” thing in Revolver, we all know what we’re getting since it lives up to its stated goals. PETA, however does not. Not by a long shot.

    I hope this may help you reconsider, should you by chance read it.

  42. CARTER says:

    skin to win, christina

  43. dlux says:

    while peta sometimes has a decent “be kind to animals” message, some of the tactics they resort to remind me of “pro-life” people who bomb abortion clinics and end up killing people in the process.

  44. Frampler says:

    GET YOUR RAT OUT!

  45. KaramaArmy_69 says:

    She didn’t mention any names, so you realy shouldn’t be slamming her. You have no reason to. If she were to say like, “Yea Metalsucks said this”…… then that’s another thing. People need to grow up. We aren’t 5 years old anymore.

  46. Fong Chung says:

    Her band sucks, and she isnt very hot either, and maybe about ten years ago when they made actual music it was better back then.

  47. 5.T.4.L.k.E.R says:

    wow, seriously, wow. It’s not that hard to understand. let’s list out the facts.

    1. Lacuna Coil SUCKS
    2. Christina cares about animals
    3. Christina didn’t show enough skin (WHICH IS SO NOT COOL)

    OK that’s about it. deal with it. we’re not humanitarians, or fucking animalitarians (haha i just made my own word). we’re METAL HEADS!

    • Sandy n Papo says:

      so being a metal head is not compatible with being a animalitarian??? have u heard about gojira or Cattle decapitation?

      • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R says:

        hey i care about the living things as much as the next guy, but you see, some of them are FOOD; as in we eat them. but that still doesn’t change the facts. be a humanitarian all you want; but for fuck’s sake, go do it somewhere else.

      • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R says:

        oh and uh yes, i’ve heard of Gojira and Cattle Decapitation, but just so it happens, i’m not a fan of either.

  48. AATHD says:

    Well maybe Christina doesn’t shave. And she figured “fuck it, I’m not shaving for these assholes!”

  49. Benjamin says:

    Thank God for sluts or else I’d never get laid.

  50. KaramaArmy_69 says:

    She didn’t mention any names, so you realy shouldn’t be slamming her. You have no reason to. If she were to say like, “Yea Metalsucks said this”…… then that’s another thing. And later if you were to have rad her facebook profile, Cristina said she was only joking. People need to grow up. We aren’t 5 years old anymore.

  51. Just passing by... says:

    I bet she’s not comfortable about the idea, that some no lifes are wanking front of her naked pic every night, ’cause they don’t get laid enought.

  52. DifferentPerspective says:

    Yeah, what was that about Liv Kristine being stupid for drawing attention to women in metal being beautiful?

    “Benjamin says:
    November 28, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Thank God for sluts or else I’d never get laid.”

    Thank God for simpletons or else I’d never get smart.

  53. Cobrainyourface says:

    thank god for porn.

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