DUDE FROM VOLBEAT FALLS DOWN, GOES VOLBOOM

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 at 10:00am by

MetalSucks uber-Maniac Josh Kidd has recommended we check out Volbeat, whom he described as “Elvis metal.” (“Elviscore” would be inappropriate, since there’s no core whatsoever to the band’s sound.) I find that description about as enticing as the prospect of sitting through Metallica playing the entire St. Anger album live, but out of respect to Josh I did give Volbeat a listen, and, yeah, they’re not good. I hate Michael Poulsen’s vocals. Hate ‘em. It’s like someone took a moose rock singer and stuck him in a slightly more interesting band than, say, Nicklesuck or Theory of a Dead Suck or whatever. Not. For. Me.

Still, I don’t wish any will upon Mr. Poulson, who made headlines this week when he collapsed on-stage. Apparently the dude is okay and just has the flu or something, but still, that sucks.

Of course, it’s not gonna keep anybody from rubbernecking! So here’s video of the collapse. Skip to the 2:30 mark to see Poulson hit the stage (literally). And, by all means, feel free to tell me why I’m missing the mark on this band in our comments section below.

-AR

  • Seb

    Who the fuck whistles when something like that happens?

  • Trux

    good band overall. However I agree with the ” moose rock singer ” comment…

  • Caspar Colderson

    I actually like ‘em, but that’s just me.. But I can’t exactly blame the people who doesn’t like the sound, not everything they do is pure gold.

    they are kinda like national heroes in Denmark, as is Lars Ulrich for that matter.

  • Frampler

    They suck, caught a bit of them at the Download festival and I can confidently say that all their fans are cocks.

    • evilfatguy

      Your ad hominem is showing.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    I like psychobilly, and I like metal… so I should probably like Volbeat… but I’ve never really listened to them extensively. I think their album titles sound retarded and that’s probably affected my judgment of them. And yeah, the vocals definitely seem out of place.

  • wordmcface

    I dont know bro, I think you hit the nail on the head. why would anyone want to rip off st. anger? these guys tried and accomplished “ELVIS” “METAL” UNQOUTE…HAA. what i like is how the dudes in the band didn’t seem to care about their boy out on the ground. What about MEATLOAF5000 metal

  • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

    I was at that show, and I wish I had never witnessed something like that. The guy (and it’s Poulsen with an E, btw) just fell and stopped moving for several minutes. At first people thought it was staged, then we didn’t know if the guy was alive or anything. He moved a little when people carried him away, that’s how we knew he didn’t die in front of us. I was there so I like the band, but that’s not the point here. That was just a very bad experience I wish I never have to live again.

  • timmah

    I had a brief phase with them, like a couple of their songs, but it kind of all blends together after awhile. Sucks the dude collapsed on stage, hopefully some rest will have him feeling better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fritz-Pettersen/536945538 Fritz Pettersen

    This band is DNA proof that Lars Ulrich is that danish woman that James Heatfield raped him back in the early 80′s.

  • Sammy

    It is officially time for writers to stop putting periods between words for added emphasis. really. tired. exercise.

    • Litterati

      What a thing to bitch about. Haha alright then, what should they do to put added emphasis? My vote goes to: \m/

  • o0Stacey0o

    I can’t get enough of Volbeat ever since I found out about them around this time last year. They are something different. Rock-a-billy meets metal. And it works. Two thumbs-up for these guys.

  • Kuranes

    I really like this band. I think the vocals are great. The last time you mentioned them on this site there were comparisons in the comments section to Life Of Agony, which was appropriate because they share a lot of qualities.

  • Aaron R A

    Yeah, sorry. Volbeat is awesome.

    • Zoker

      Indeed.

  • Zoker

    Too bad Poulsen hangs out with Hetfield cause he’s one of the best singers out there. I hope he doesn’t take any singing advice from him…

  • Viking_xxx

    Sorry, but I like them. It takes a while for them to grow on you.

  • SolaceInNothing

    Yeah they are definitley a particular taste, but i dig these guys. I like the crooner sound.

  • alliaphagist

    Yeah this band is terrible. And they’re like the most popular metal band in Denmark.

  • joshkid

    ha. sucks for you dude. I saw them open for Metallica and I was pretty impressed. To each their own I guess.

  • kazz

    I love this band, and I actually found out about them through this website. In fact, they’re one of the best bands this site has ever written anything about that I was unaware of at the time, go figure. His vocals are reminiscent of Peeter Steele’s, though obviously more upbeat, so if you don’t like Type O’s vocals i guess you wouldnt like Vobeat’s either. But everything they do is catchy and well put together, plus they’ve got a unique sound. No, its not the most groundbreaking thing ever, but its fun to listen to. Hopefully the guy is alright.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    i like em but its definitely one of those bands dumb metal chicks end up liking like the ones who follow slipknot and korn. they can get a bit formulaic at times

  • evilfatguy

    Distortion + double kick ≠ metal.
    I do have to admit that the vocals, while not something I’m personally into, do make this band at least somewhat interesting.

  • Discipleofthewatch

    I am not too familiar with their music, but my friend loves them, and he got tickets to see them next week in LA, so I’m going to go with him and check them out. I have heard a few of their songs from his cds.

    Metal chicks don’t like Slipknot and Korn. We like Megadeth, Testament, Slayer, Scar Symmetry, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Shadows Fall, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Anthrax, and Kalmah. Speaking from experience, here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

      i did say dumb metal chicks i wasn’t generalizing the gender lol. you do like some good bands at least

      • Discipleofthewatch

        Yes, true. (Those are only a few bands that I love! There are many others.)

  • DustintheWind

    Best…Headline….Ever!

  • brookh

    saw them at wacken and they killed

  • http://URI Will

    they rip!!! get some good taste

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Livingston/25310975 Robert Livingston

      I second “get some good taste”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Livingston/25310975 Robert Livingston

    Quality band for fans of GOOD country, 50′s/60′s/70′s music, and metal. You’re officially gay.

  • Erik

    Seriously give Volbeat time. I hated his voice the first time I heard it but as I listened more, he sounds a lot like Danzig and if you mixed Misfits era Danzig with Black Album Metallica, that is Volbeats sound. The “Elvis Metal” thing is lame. They are much more than that.

  • Sir Notappearinginthisfilm

    Who the fuck likes this shit?
    Total PUS.
    Geez; even the Here Comes The Krappen was better than this talentless trailer-park/mall metal.

  • Mitchell

    I saw them open for Metallica too and they were crap. I know it was the first night of the tour, but the vocals were TERRIBLE

  • Umillacle Noose

    The vocals are reminiscent of Keith Caputo/Elvis/Glen Danzig. Their riffs are tight and chunky. Their songs are well written. This is a breath of fresh air compared to a lot of the tripe that is being released today.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Demigod1 Tyler

    I’ve only heard one song, “The Human Instrument”, which I love, are any of their full albums worth looking into?

    • Andy

      They are all about the same. I really like the band because they don’t force anything. It’s just good music. It’s fresh in a time of really, really SHITTY music out today.

  • DC

    GREAT BAND…. Can’t listen to Cookie Monster all the time!

  • choker

    Great band that I have followed since they played for 50 people at small clubs in Denmark. Their road to success is amazing and they are an inspiration for many Danish acts.
    To all you haters. Fuck U all. There are other things than growl and braindrilling music.

  • Sofa Anders

    Ridiculous band. The author is right.. It sounds like someone took a bullhorn n shoved it down the Lead singer’s throat, then proceeded to flail his tongue with old cracked Elvis records till he started moaning.. This was recorded. Music was added. Volbeat was born.

    I’d rather listen to Barbara Streisand singing the entire St. Anger album than ever listen to this crap again!

    (Yes, I know this is an old post, but as long as Volbeat is still making music, it’s valid)