NO(W) TOMORROW: THE RETURN OF THE CROWN

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 at 2:30pm by

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Though it was no surprise, The Crown’s 2004 break-up stung horribly not just for the loss of a classic and criminally underrated band, but the loss of one so obviously built to last. I think some bands succeed on pure propulsion, with great songs piled neck deep; within that class, the elite acts also master the album format: track order, intra-album dynamics, cover art and theme, and that intangible progression. Think of Led Zeppelin, who never made the same record and were only halted by death itself, as opposed to Metallica, who made one album repeatedly until they began to hate music, each other, themselves, and us. Well, The Crown was death metal’s Led Zep (and Deftones and Dandy Warhols and XTC), and once mature, just quietly set about releasing three distinct and definitive classics of metal: Deathrace King was exploitation death metal, the unstable brother to the good White Zombie record or alternate soundtrack to Death Proof with chainsaw fights. (See also: Goatwhore/Carving Out The Eyes of God.)

Then with the addition of Tomas Lindberg, then newly late of At The Gates, The Crown went supernova with Crowned In Terror. And for serious I’m trying to rein myself in here but I’ll still insist that no band has made catchier, more satisfying metal – not since Metallica went vaginal. Listening to CIT (and its remake, Crowned Unholy), I think of The Crown as a veteran gang of street brawlers: Tthe smaller guy throws gravel in your face and as you stagger around, scratching at your eyeballs, you get a 2×4 across the back and a wet boot to the nards. The truly ruthless gangs always have a knife guy, and sure enough you’re now missing an ear. As you stare down at a palmful of blood, your tears greatly amuse the one guy who hasn’t yet struck you but seems satisfied to aloofly mock your suffering.

That was Crowned In Terror, at which point The Crown was – to those who’d noticed – the band most likely to record the millennium’s best metal record. Then 2003 brought their swan song, Possessed 13, the millennium’s best metal record. No longer the scruffy street toughs, the men of The Crown had now Voltron-ed into a single merciless nuclear warhead with ten legs. Unfortunately, with scant promotion and a well-deserved aversion to sketchy tours, this weapon of doom and its operators were stranded on a desert planet with nothing to destroy. It would be the end of The Crown.

But fans had reason to live again last summer, when The Crown (minus screamer Johan Lindstrom) announced a reformation of sorts as Dobermann, and the search for a new singer. I was apprehensive: a new singer means altered chemistry, not to mention the bland band name. But maybe that was just a dodge (the vestiges of old contracts?) or a front to get the right singer (Jonas Stålhammar of God Macabre), not merely the most ambitious one (a stint with Deathstars singer Andreas Bergh, the failed Lindberg experiment). Either way, the shuck is over: The Crown is back.

- ADF

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  • Biff Tannen

    FUCK YES. it’s about goddamn time.

    Possessed 13 was good…but lacked the great catchy songwriting of their 3 previous albums.

    It think their golden trilogy was : Hell is Here, Deathrace King, Crowned in Terror….. with Deathrace King being their absolute best album. I caught them on that tour….fucking amazing live band. I also saw them on the Crowned in Terror tour with singer for hire Lindberg….it was a good show, but nowhere near as good as the the Deathrace tour.

    Also…I’ve never rally considered them to be a death metal band. More of a balls out thrash band, with ‘traditional/classic’ metal song structures/solo’s etc.

  • Double D

    I remember when they toured with Darkest Hour back when I was still in high school. That tour was THE SHIT! I think it was back in 2002 or something. Yeah, that was a badass tour and they be a badass band. I can’t wait to hear what they have planned for my earballs next.

  • http://Www.hibernum.net Hibernum

    Fuck yeah! The Crown were like a new version of Motorhead to me. Rickerbacker bass and everything.

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    THE BEST NEWS EVER.
    My favorite band is reuniting, and they better come to the states so I can fill my brain with intoxicating substances and headbang until I die. Cuz after I see them, I can die happy.

    And I hope they bring some great death/thrash bands and not bullshit deathcore. That would ruin the atmosphere.

    • Biff Tannen

      They are great live…sucks that the old singer ain’t coming back.

  • Kosmas

    Hell yeah !

    Criminally underated band ! I hope they gain more attention now (kind of difficult)
    I’d kill to see them live back in 01-03…

  • Nutjobb

    oh my god fuck YES! until now, i have been so disappointed i never got to see them. hope they don’t get stuck with a short set on some half-ass tour.

    now maybe i can get a goddamn shirt, too.

    DRUGGED UNHOLYYYYY!!!

  • NANCY BOTWIN

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH!! The way I discovered their music was when Mike Schleibaum did a guest blog about The Crown’s DeathRace King. TOTAL SATAN!

  • myke

    the new has a good voice. i saw this band twice once when they were touring w/ cannibal corpse and nile. then they were headlining w/ tomas. both great shows. im glad there back and one man army isnt bad.

  • exanimate

    Can’t wait. One of my all time favorite bands. My personal favorite is Hell Is Here, but I love them all.

  • Dysenteric

    It’s Lindstrand, Anso, not Lindstrom.

    Bit of a shame that Lindstrand didn’t join up with the others. Checked the new samples on ther website, the new guy seems to be doing okay.

  • iolanach

    Great news!! But to be fair, i think they peaked with Deathrace King. What a great fucking album.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/opeth027/ Kyle

    HELL FUCKIN’ YEAH! Such awesome news, I love everything The Crown has ever done, and the new guy on vox sounds great!

    They NEED to hit Detroit area if/when they tour the US!

  • Facebook User

    there wasn’t a coherent sentence in that whole, but I get where you’re going with it. Big ups!

  • Fufkin

    “as opposed to Metallica, who made one album repeatedly”

    What a bizarre, complete inaccurate remark

  • chaz

    awesome, would love to see them.
    ‘SATANISSST…HA’

  • krunkulor5000

    where have they been hiding all my life? just checked em out on youtube, deathinately some goodshit!!!!

  • Rick

    This is awesome, I was always a big fan of this band. I was amazed at how many so called metal heads never heard of this band. They’re “Death and Roll” version of death metal was so heavy and original. The street gang analogy was awesome.