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THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO & SONG OF THE YEAR… END OF STORY

 Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm by

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Poetic Assassin’s “Inverti in Darkness.” I highly highly recommend you click the “read more” button below BEFORE you watch the video, so you can follow along with the lyrics as you watch. It’s way more fun that way!

After a few requests I give you the lyrics as best as I remember…

Too much blood-in my bathroom-too much blood-in my room-too much blood-too much blood-

I kiss the bloody chainsaw-I kiss the bloody axe-too much blood-too much blood…
(thanks bobbyconover for the good ear)

Sombody whisper in my ear

I washy my hands-over and a over-over and a over- I washy my hands-over and a over over and a ober-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m-a-innocent- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent

I was a very ordinary guy-I just a ordinary human being-

I killed him-I I-a-I-Kilt him-I washy my hands-over and a over-Oba and a oba-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocnet-I yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent-

Too much blood! Too much Blood! Too much blood! Too much blood!

…

Prison aint shit-I never saw anything-prison aint shit-prison aint shit-he was an empty-empty soul-prison aint shit-prison aint shit

She said the moment she was born-always-prison aint shit

Something didnt fit-prison aint shit

Tell your brother nothing-nothing-nothing-nothing-prison aint shit-I washy my hand-ober and a ober-

Too much blood in my batharoom-too much blaaaaaaaaaad!

Please help me-help me from my… hole

Please help me-please take my hand-I wahsy my hand ober and a ober-I’m fucking innocent-I’m fucking innocent!

-VN

[Thanks: "Devin Townsend's Lost Skullet"]

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  • brookh

    TOO MUCH BROOD

  • Gaia

    Fuckin’ A

  • Mario

    Speechless

  • Tanner

    Sounds like a Rammstein song that just DIDNT quite make the cut on the new cd.

    • jason

      1

  • Michelle

    Amazing.

  • Martin

    haha, I saw thing a long time ago. Priceless.

    • joshboshkoosh

      Oh YEAH! Well… I saw the ORIGINAL video back in 99 BEFORE dvds. So there.

      • vaste burai

        OH YEAH? I WAS THERE BEFORE THEY FILMED IT!

        • Mike

          You my friend win the award for funniest reply. Good job

          • magooseph

            it wasn’t that funny…..

  • Bob

    This is masterful prose.

  • Future Ruins

    That was utterly retarded.

  • Polska

    NO……… WAY.
    He’s right though. If you kill someone, you gotta washy washy your hands and let everyone know you’re innocent.

    • Grymmbear

      +1.

      WASHY-WASHY!

  • Cameron

    Thank you for making my day.

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Prett good Engrish Midi-metal

  • Polska

    On the same youtube page I also found a behold the arctopus video with the title “worst band in the world”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgNhR9oisM&feature=related
    It has almost a million hits.
    Umm I actually don’t know what to say about this….

  • Jason S.

    Will Rahmer would be proud

  • o0Stacey0o

    Wow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    DaaaHAAAAMN!

  • dudeiknowmetal

    The chick in the back is thinking “fuck my life”

  • Zoker

    Bad lyrics but the singing was quite inspired I gotta say…

  • Elliott

    I seriously feel he sounds like a overly drunk Hetfield…anyone else getting that?

  • Ziltoid

    What a shock…another really old video. This was funny two years ago.

    • joshboshkoosh

      Yes, and because YOU saw it that long ago means it’s not a worthy post. Fuck if anybody else saw it.

      You should get bum-raped by a stapler. No kissing.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

        For once I’m right there with Ziltoid. This fucker has been around the block more than Courtney Love on a 151 bender. I’ve even seen it on a show on E! and on VH1 and that was well over a year ago. So this one should have been discovered by MS long before now. But, it is still so goddamn funny…

        • prives

          …and I’m right there with joshboshkoosh:

          Ziltoid should get bum-raped by a stapler!

  • tom

    Herman Lis first attempt to ruin metal, before he learned how to fake playing guitar

  • dudeiknowmetal

    I do not understand what is going on here.

  • SHOCKTROOP

    too much blood in my fucking ears after listening to that fucking abortion.

  • WowWee!

    When does his album come out I can’t wait.

  • http://www.youtube.com/DuncanDonuts3 Benjamin

    I don’t understand what is going on here EITHER.

    Fuck my life.

  • Drakodan

    Now THOSE are Cookie Monster vocals.

  • SonOF

    The Japanese are always afraid of being too loud…gotta love the whisper screaming..

  • Pete

    I don’t care if I’m late to the party – this is without a doubt one of the greatest videos ever made.

  • BioNerd

    i thought he was singing “too much bra” the entire time.

  • prives

    Did no-one else notice him checking his watch – at the 2:22 mark, when he’s chanting “Too much brud, too much brud…”, and then repeatedly towards the end?

    Now THAT is fucking metal!

  • Vlad

    This is what I feel people think metal is.

  • Gibnausia

    reminds me of shitty wok in southpark

  • http://musicvideocms.com Jeevan

    The award for the Brutal song goes to __________! lol