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OZZY TURNED 61 YESTERDAY

 Friday, December 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm by

But it would have been so much sweeter if he’d died when he was 43 in 1991, the year No More Tears was released.

Anyways, here’s video of him when he was still cool.

Head over to Metal Insider for a retrospective written by someone who is not currently fighting a wicked hangover.

-AR

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  • hi my name is mark

    The Metal Insider article >>>>>>>> this one.

  • Ratdaddy

    Your a fucking idiot, wishing someone dead is disgusting just because you haven’t liked the music they have made in the last 18 years, Robert Plant makes shitty country music now, Do you wish he had died after Led Zeppelin broke up? Since your writing trash like this now maybe they are some of your readers wishing you had died before you wrote this when you used to be cool!

    • Sean

      If you think he really wishes he was dead you’re an idiot. Its merely a humorous poke at thinking his legacy would be better regarded if the last 15 years or so in Ozzy’s crashing career hadn’t occurred. Since when was this site so dead serious about stuff

    • DemonicLemming

      Teh intArwebz am srs bsinezz!

    • Trux

      I could not agree more with this guy !!

      wishing death to somebody is just fucked up, let alone if the music he has released has sucked for a long time.

      Pathetic and lame, Axl.

    • Captain Blacklung

      Are you seriously calling The Strange Sensation country music? Yeah and I bet metalcore bands like Kings of Leon really get your goat too huh. Deaf cunt go home. And stop being so goddamn touchy, it’s Ozzy for fuck’s sake everyone knows he’s going to outlive bacteria on this planet.

      • Ratdaddy

        I don’t know what the Strange Sensation is, I was referring to the Allison Krauss collaboration when I said shiitty country music(She is a Country Artist), and your Kings of Leon comment makes no sense, they must be your favorite band that you pretend to hate in public, and If their was ever something to be “Touchy” about wishing someone dead would be it, so why don’t you go home and fist fuck your ass while listening to your favorite Kings of Leon Song!

        • Captain Blacklung

          Your just jealous that my sex is on fire while you sit at home and mourn Ozzy Osbourne’s still beating heart. Way to get all emotional on a metal site dildo. Yeah and fyi The Strange Sensation is Robert Plant’s current mainline project and it’s a great little prog rock band so nice display of ignorance. And with that I’m going to wish for your death so you have something else to touch yourself over.

          Did I mention your a dildo?
          A rusty one.

          • Beereded

            Way to fail at spelling a simple contraction. You spelled you’re wrong twice. Talk about getting butthurt and emotional, look at YOUR above comment. Oh yeah, and Ozzy is still awesome, Happy Birthday to the Ozzman.

          • Captain Blacklung

            What’s with every cunt stain being so pedantic about spelling on this site. If that’s the only critique you can muster to impose your intellectual superiority over the neanderthalic mainstream metal populace than congratulations, YOUR an idiot and a self-aggrandizing wanker to boot. This is a forum not the literary society of Cambridge douche, stop being so fucking petty, leave that to the ravers.

          • Captain Blacklung

            By the way ass, just by you calling my comment a contraction shows YOUR mastery of the English language is that of an orangutan. And not a clever movie star orangutan, the ones that suck on power poles in Malaysia.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Perlovsky/100000069962315 Daniel Perlovsky

        you do know bacteria only lives for a couple days if even

        • Captain Blacklung

          …Gee thank you Mr. Botanist for that information I would remember to memorize it if you weren’t full of shit. There are strains of bacteria that can reproduce and continue living as the same genetic organism for hundreds of years. Not to mention that I was meaning bacteria in the encapsulating sense of evolutionary existence which anyone who has read any book besides Fox in Socks would pick up on. Just stop trying all of you and finish high school.

          My only question is is that what you tell your mom when you refuse to wash your hands after a big, greasy turd?

    • WowWee!

      These peoples is funny

      • Caspar Colderson

        this thread is everything this website officially tries to fight.

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

    me still likes ozzy

  • Frampler

    Wishing him dead? C’mon, that’s somebody’s father and husband.

    Wait a minute, his wife and children are awful, greedy and talentless cunts. Wish away.

  • http://www.metalinsider.net Bram

    oh you’re so wrong. i think i’m still drunk. i’d like to thank Jack Daniels, Corey Taylor and Chad Kroeger for my head still hurting.

    • Captain Blacklung

      My advice is go to the STD clinic first thing in the morning just to be safe.

      • http://www.metalinsider.net Bram

        To clarify, Chad and Corey weren’t there, but they money they made Roadrunner financed the Jack Daniels that made me consider vomiting on my keyboard this morning.

  • cyclicimpulse

    He should have died instead of Rhandy…… I´m just kidding ok?? fuckin bombs

  • skullsession

    :( I love Ozzy.

    Happy burthday Ozzy, and I wish you many more to come.

    • skullsession

      *birthday

      Ugh, here’s to hurridly typing @ work when the boss ain’t looking >.<

  • Ben

    Is anyone else surprised that Ozzy is only 61? And somehow still alive? That means he was 21 when Black Sabbath put out their first record and fucking partied hard for the next two+ decades. Fucking sick.

    Even if he sucks now, he’ll always have been the frontman to one of the best bands of all time. (I wonder who’s going to die first Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards….)

    • Bread

      Keith Richards is already dead. He just hasn’t stopped moving.

    • DemonicLemming

      I think it’s because, instead of blood, all the drugs he’s ingested over the years have turned into a sort of embalming fluid, thus keeping him preserved and in a zombie-like state long after his brain stopped functioning.

  • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

    Damn, you wouldn’t think this little post would warrant so much crying and whining.

  • Fufkin

    Easy to take a pot shot at the clown he’s become but then I hear Vol 4 and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath again so I shut my mouth and bow before greatness.

    • DustintheWind

      Agreed!

  • pigchop

    All hail Ozzy – it’s the right thing to do.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trip-Cahouet/706361037 Trip Cahouet

    If Ozzy had died in 91, there would be no Ozzfest, which pretty much was one of the better things to happen to rock and metal within the last 15 years.