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WORST TATTOO EVER OF THE DAY

 Friday, December 4th, 2009 at 11:30am by

patches[From Metal Injection]

-VN

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  • Driven9

    I’d bet money his wife/girfriend/sister/whatever is 250lbs + (just an assumption with this W.T. looking mother fucker)

    • Kevin

      I bet he watches nascar…

  • WowWee!

    The guitarist looks like my grandma and Guns and Roses got the Tramp stamp spot

  • fasshole

    It wouldn’t be very metal if they were good tattoos would it now?

    • Double D

      Those what your parents see when they look at your tattoos…

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    He obviously took off his stonewashed denim jacket and is holding his mullet up to take this picture.
    And if you’re thinking what kind of t-shirt was he wearing? Just stop because he doesn’t wear t-shirts with the denim jacket. Takes away from the flavor of Milwaukee’s Best.

    • Beard

      Haha. That last line was the shit.

  • orbital

    there’s no way any of those are real. Unless he had them all done by a down sydrom person with cerebral palsy

  • jf

    By ‘worst’ you mean ‘funniest’, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    Priest? Sabbath? Maiden? Testament? Some of these do not belong AT ALL

  • http://myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

    I think we’ve found the world’s sole remaining Tora Tora fan.

    • RobotScythe

      Who listens to a Tora Tora album and says to themselves, “Wow, that deserves a tattoo”??

    • Kuranes

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. This is not so much a tattoo as a CD inventory list.

      • Bob

        Ha ha ha

    • Eye of Newt

      Never heard of Tora Tora, but Holy Fuck, Britny Fox? This tool passed over Judas Priest and inked fucking Britny Fox?

      Britny Fox?

  • Extra_Nina

    True metal indeed :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I disagree, this wins my award for best tattoos ever.

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

    Do those tattoos come with a venereal disease?

  • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

    His back looks like a high schooler’s spiral notebook cover from 1989. Must be pretty loyal to the same shitty artist. Maybe the only one in his town.

    • FLA

      Hahaha… That was my thought exactly.

      • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

        Did I say “Artist”? He’s obviously only a shitty tattooist. Actual tattoo artists may be offended.

  • jason

    Say what you will, THAT is fucking commitment! (although there’s gotta be a tinge of regret for the Jackyl tat)

  • Kuranes

    He spelled Randy Rhoads wrong.

    • Kuranes

      Oops, maybe not – the big ‘R’ goes with both names and the ‘h’ just looks ‘r’-ish.

  • vigoda

    The centerpiece says it all. Randy Roads! Oops someone forgot an H.

  • chainer

    you’re doing it wrong man

  • lied

    When he wears a shirt it just says “The” on his neck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrs-Ruiz/692879149 Andrés Ruiz

    His chest is probably reserved for his ICP tatt.

  • cosk!

    im sure he doesnt regret those at all.

  • AATHD

    Might as well shave your head and get an anus and vagina tattooed on top. And a giant turd on your chest.

  • TooOld

    Should have been the photo caption contest photo.

  • TooOld

    A Sharpie shaming at the Mansion?

  • http://www.myspace.com/ihopeyourot DemiGod
    • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

      Man, totally forgot about Mr. Cool Ice. Priceless. I can’t wait until he grows old and fat and has to look at that shit in the mirror every day. Then again…he’ll probably still think he’s cool.

  • Natsquatch

    Just looking at this seriously made me lose my appetite. Thanks assholes, I just wasted half of my perfectly good banana.

  • gauche

    ooh, my favorite rock band, Testa!

  • justin

    how are you gonna have a tuff tattoo but not enuff z’nuff??

    • Binkles

      yeah, fly high michelle…sry am I gay now?

  • SHOCKTROOP

    I’b bet anything that this guy is from New Jersey. Just a hunch.

  • ////////////////////////////

    The Guns n’ Roses tattoo is near his ass. Well, that makes sense.

  • SonOF

    I think the “Tuff” tatt is enough to be considered the worst tattoo ever…when you add just about every hair/glam band from the 80′s it is almost too awful to believe. it’s like this guy and his tattoo artist grabbed an issue of “Circus” magazine, flipped through the pages, and inked as they went along

  • myke

    this guy is a tool of 80s metal

  • Ian P

    What would possess a guy to get a FIREHOUSE tattoo? He must have run out and got that tattoo during the one week in 1991when Firehouse was relevant.

  • no-ghost

    He is heavy metal……..parking lot.

    • Loomeytunes

      He was the drunken asshol* with the Denim Jacket, Mullet and went “WOOOHOO” into the camera. Damn eighties..Dont care what the tool from COB says 80′s metal sucks.

  • Legions: iron and steel

    It says House of hair at the top which is the name of Dee Snider’s radio show. Is this for real?

    • jason

      Wow…I thought it said “house of pain”…which was even more confounding. Thanks, I am slightly less confused now.

      • orbital

        same.

    • prives

      Na, I’m pretty sure it says “The House of Pain”, which is strange ’cause they were a hiphop group.

      But I think that he might be the sort of guy who refers to his back as ‘the house of pain’ – he just gives that kinda vibe…

  • Captain Blacklung

    Has no one else paid attention to the fact that this creme-de-la-douche has DANGEROUS FUCKING TOYS tattooed on his body? This guy must be selling promotion space for toast.

    • Captain Blacklung

      Though I’m sure Dokken are still truly flattered.

  • John

    I feel like i’ve seen this in person before.

  • better than ezra

    Wow, I’d go gay for that….

  • Nick

    Much better then 99 percent of the gay ass tats out there now. This guy probably got those tats in the 80s when most people had hearts or anchors or skulls on fire, sure today you think its gay, but I think its cool. I think all the kids with sleeves now look stupid.

    • Captain Blacklung

      Your him aren’t you.

    • Hugh

      Definitely the numb nuts in the photo. White Lion? Oh, God…

  • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject X101whiskeyramble101x

    ha… funny stuff..my favorite part is that he had a logo for all of the bands already except for the “Randy Rhoads” so the funniest thing is that someone had to come up with a super shitty logo and this guy was all “Oh hell yea, bro! Slap it on there!”…. goddamn…some people’s children…..

  • evilfatguy

    Is this like the American version of Mr. Cool Ice?
    His back looks like a thirteen year old’s english binder from the 80′s.

  • http://zoinks.tv Patrick Zoinks

    Looks like the back end of a Dodge Caravan parked outside a Wal-Mart in Riverside…

  • Adam

    I used to write the names of all the bands I liked on my knapsack in highschool but to get them all tattooed on my back…

  • Facebook User

    It’s one thing to decorate your junior high notebook like this, to tattoo yourself like this as an adult. It’s just screams METHHEAD.

  • \nn/

    I can’t spot Anthrax in the mix. But I can spot skin where it could be added…

  • prives

    I knew a bloke who had a similar theme on his back, but not as full. And I remember it included two Motley Crue album covers, along with the numerous band names and logos. Interesting, but not really for me.

  • Binkles

    Those were the days…firehouse tattoo? the humanity!

  • Binkles

    This needs to be like a scratch and sniff pic…smells like beer, cornuts, and b.o.

  • SourDeez

    Only the Rhoads tattoo is real. The rest look like colored sharpie.

    • Noel

      im with you. it does look kinda fake. thankfully..

  • Old Skool Metal

    This asshole actually put Maiden and Testament amongst all that bullshit?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grey-Price/1485185269 Grey Price

    i know you said worst tattoo (singular) so which one are you pointing out?

  • Gossamer Axe

    I think I saw this guy at the first Gigantour in San Diego. The one with Dream Theater and Fear Factory.

  • Brandon

    I think I saw this guy @ Metal Mayhem 2008… no bullshit.

  • BlakMetallistKrieg

    Judas Priest AND White Lion? Greatest ratio of good and bad bands ever.

  • Marcquito

    Between TESTA and RANDY ROADS, I guess he didn’t bother to check his spelling.

  • Marc

    He prolly got his 258 lb wife to do them for him..

  • OhDestiny

    i love how everyone is talking shit but which one of u would actually b able to go balls out n do this shit o wuts that none of u That’s what i thought!!. haha