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74 COMMENTS on “WORST TATTOO EVER OF THE DAY”
I’d bet money his wife/girfriend/sister/whatever is 250lbs + (just an assumption with this W.T. looking mother fucker)
I bet he watches nascar…
The guitarist looks like my grandma and Guns and Roses got the Tramp stamp spot
It wouldn’t be very metal if they were good tattoos would it now?
Those what your parents see when they look at your tattoos…
He obviously took off his stonewashed denim jacket and is holding his mullet up to take this picture.
And if you’re thinking what kind of t-shirt was he wearing? Just stop because he doesn’t wear t-shirts with the denim jacket. Takes away from the flavor of Milwaukee’s Best.
Haha. That last line was the shit.
there’s no way any of those are real. Unless he had them all done by a down sydrom person with cerebral palsy
By ‘worst’ you mean ‘funniest’, right?
Priest? Sabbath? Maiden? Testament? Some of these do not belong AT ALL
I think we’ve found the world’s sole remaining Tora Tora fan.
Who listens to a Tora Tora album and says to themselves, “Wow, that deserves a tattoo”??
That’s exactly what I was thinking. This is not so much a tattoo as a CD inventory list.
Ha ha ha
Never heard of Tora Tora, but Holy Fuck, Britny Fox? This tool passed over Judas Priest and inked fucking Britny Fox?
Britny Fox?
True metal indeed :-)
I disagree, this wins my award for best tattoos ever.
Do those tattoos come with a venereal disease?
His back looks like a high schooler’s spiral notebook cover from 1989. Must be pretty loyal to the same shitty artist. Maybe the only one in his town.
Hahaha… That was my thought exactly.
Did I say “Artist”? He’s obviously only a shitty tattooist. Actual tattoo artists may be offended.
Say what you will, THAT is fucking commitment! (although there’s gotta be a tinge of regret for the Jackyl tat)
He spelled Randy Rhoads wrong.
Oops, maybe not – the big ‘R’ goes with both names and the ‘h’ just looks ‘r’-ish.
The centerpiece says it all. Randy Roads! Oops someone forgot an H.
you’re doing it wrong man
When he wears a shirt it just says “The” on his neck.
His chest is probably reserved for his ICP tatt.
im sure he doesnt regret those at all.
Might as well shave your head and get an anus and vagina tattooed on top. And a giant turd on your chest.
Should have been the photo caption contest photo.
A Sharpie shaming at the Mansion?
Nowhere close to Mr. Cool Ice.
http://bodyartmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mr-cool-ice-demotivational-poster2.jpg
Man, totally forgot about Mr. Cool Ice. Priceless. I can’t wait until he grows old and fat and has to look at that shit in the mirror every day. Then again…he’ll probably still think he’s cool.
Just looking at this seriously made me lose my appetite. Thanks assholes, I just wasted half of my perfectly good banana.
ooh, my favorite rock band, Testa!
how are you gonna have a tuff tattoo but not enuff z’nuff??
yeah, fly high michelle…sry am I gay now?
I’b bet anything that this guy is from New Jersey. Just a hunch.
The Guns n’ Roses tattoo is near his ass. Well, that makes sense.
I think the “Tuff” tatt is enough to be considered the worst tattoo ever…when you add just about every hair/glam band from the 80′s it is almost too awful to believe. it’s like this guy and his tattoo artist grabbed an issue of “Circus” magazine, flipped through the pages, and inked as they went along
this guy is a tool of 80s metal
What would possess a guy to get a FIREHOUSE tattoo? He must have run out and got that tattoo during the one week in 1991when Firehouse was relevant.
He is heavy metal……..parking lot.
He was the drunken asshol* with the Denim Jacket, Mullet and went “WOOOHOO” into the camera. Damn eighties..Dont care what the tool from COB says 80′s metal sucks.
It says House of hair at the top which is the name of Dee Snider’s radio show. Is this for real?
Wow…I thought it said “house of pain”…which was even more confounding. Thanks, I am slightly less confused now.
same.
Na, I’m pretty sure it says “The House of Pain”, which is strange ’cause they were a hiphop group.
But I think that he might be the sort of guy who refers to his back as ‘the house of pain’ – he just gives that kinda vibe…
Has no one else paid attention to the fact that this creme-de-la-douche has DANGEROUS FUCKING TOYS tattooed on his body? This guy must be selling promotion space for toast.
Though I’m sure Dokken are still truly flattered.
I feel like i’ve seen this in person before.
Wow, I’d go gay for that….
Much better then 99 percent of the gay ass tats out there now. This guy probably got those tats in the 80s when most people had hearts or anchors or skulls on fire, sure today you think its gay, but I think its cool. I think all the kids with sleeves now look stupid.
Your him aren’t you.
Definitely the numb nuts in the photo. White Lion? Oh, God…
ha… funny stuff..my favorite part is that he had a logo for all of the bands already except for the “Randy Rhoads” so the funniest thing is that someone had to come up with a super shitty logo and this guy was all “Oh hell yea, bro! Slap it on there!”…. goddamn…some people’s children…..
Is this like the American version of Mr. Cool Ice?
His back looks like a thirteen year old’s english binder from the 80′s.
Looks like the back end of a Dodge Caravan parked outside a Wal-Mart in Riverside…
I used to write the names of all the bands I liked on my knapsack in highschool but to get them all tattooed on my back…
It’s one thing to decorate your junior high notebook like this, to tattoo yourself like this as an adult. It’s just screams METHHEAD.
I can’t spot Anthrax in the mix. But I can spot skin where it could be added…
I knew a bloke who had a similar theme on his back, but not as full. And I remember it included two Motley Crue album covers, along with the numerous band names and logos. Interesting, but not really for me.
Those were the days…firehouse tattoo? the humanity!
This needs to be like a scratch and sniff pic…smells like beer, cornuts, and b.o.
Only the Rhoads tattoo is real. The rest look like colored sharpie.
im with you. it does look kinda fake. thankfully..
This asshole actually put Maiden and Testament amongst all that bullshit?
i know you said worst tattoo (singular) so which one are you pointing out?
I think I saw this guy at the first Gigantour in San Diego. The one with Dream Theater and Fear Factory.
I think I saw this guy @ Metal Mayhem 2008… no bullshit.
Judas Priest AND White Lion? Greatest ratio of good and bad bands ever.
Between TESTA and RANDY ROADS, I guess he didn’t bother to check his spelling.
He prolly got his 258 lb wife to do them for him..