HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK!
Monday, December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Axl Rosenberg
Did you know that if you eat before you start slamming shots, you’ll get a little less drunk, but you’ll also have something to vomit up later? It’s true. Also, sometimes when you smoke weed, you get the munchies. These are just two great reasons why you should care about Hellbent for Cooking: The Heavy Metal Cookbook by Annick “Morbid Chef” Giroux. Showcasing “a varied menu of over a hundred recipes from thirty countries,” Hellbent for Cooking features recipes by members of Accept, Anthrax, Anvil, Armored Saint, Brutal Truth, Death, Electric Wizard, Eyehategod, Gwar, Judas Priest, Kreator, Mayhem, Melechesh, Nuclear Assault, Obituary, Repulsion, Saint Vitus, Sepultura, Sigh, S.O.D., Slough Feg, Thin Lizzy, Toxic Holocaust, and about a trillion others (you can get a complete list of contributing bands here).
MetalSucks is teaming up with Bazillion Points Publishing to give away three (3) copies of Hellbent for Cooking. All you have to do to win is create a picture that somehow connects metal to food and post a link to someplace we can view said picture in the comments section below. Use Photoshop to create an image of Lemmy eating a hot dog, use MS Paint to do a portrait of Metallica as the pepperonis on a pizza, whatever you want – it just has to be both food and metal related, and it has to amuse us. Vince and I will choose the three pics that make us laugh the hardest and those pics’ creators win the book.
This contest will end at midnight EST on Monday, December 14. Please note that this contest is open to U.S. residents only, as shipping costs are a bitch. And if you’re too lazy to participate, you can always just order a copy of the book here.
Good luck, and good eats…
-AR
yeah so, i dont have any funny pictures just yet, but tell me, why would i pay $27 plus shipping and tax for this book when i can get it for free here? lazy or not, if u want the book, participating is as good an idea as ever. just saying…
This will only be metal if Mayhem does a brain cake.
Well, it’s a lamb, good enough?
This reminds me of some guy I met years ago, “The Metal Chef”. I think his name was Adrian. He was on tour cooking for Pissing Razors, and I tried some of this curry that he made. Shit was to die for.
Did he happen to have a series on YouTube? I remember him as being pretty damn hilarious.
The winning entry will be Varg Vikernes and/or William Murderface eating something penis-shaped. I can’t enter the contest myself so please, someone, do those.
FUCK YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!! I guess if I do one with Varg now, it won’t be original!! hahaa
http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab32/inflames2121/?action=view¤t=nickoscrabshack.jpg&newest=1
fucking LOL
http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab32/inflames2121/?action=view¤t=HungryDino.jpg&newest=1
The Meaning of Life?
http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad178/GaahlDarnIt/StarchEnemy.jpg
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7148/39421019.jpg
If you don’t get the joke I’m disappointed
win
Double win, give this man a cigar.
God dammit, there goes my chances.
That is some fine layering, my friend. Gold star!
HAHAH YES! This one is BY FAR the best one I have seen
I highly doubt they’ll get this one. Axl didn’t even know who Bender was: http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/bend-it-like-townsend/ And another thing: indecent exposure is a class 2 felonyyyyy.
It looks like there’s 2 of Brent Hinds in this picture.
Brent Heinz?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c338/dj_jazzy_james/artist_main_hinds2.jpg
http://s805.photobucket.com/albums/yy332/MetalMeatHammer/?action=view¤t=slayer-live8.jpg&newest=1
I vote for the guy that made this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f5Hqy9lMiU
Electric Wizard is in the book? Haha, why do I have a feeling they will submit their recipe for hash brownies?
Oh and my entry.
http://img51.imageshack.us/i/motorcake.png/
I have the book already—the hash brownie recipe actually comes from Wino, bow down to the authority! Liz from Electric Wizard offers a very witchy Rook Pie. Not the most evil dish in the book, but pretty evil, and the photo is awesome.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7981/blackmetaltoast.png
If you have to add butter, you’re not tr00 enough. Blackest of crust is KVLT.
well done sir, well done.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7104/dinoatlunch.png
something similar was done, but fuck it, the joke deserved some more effort.
Sorry \m/Eluveitie\m/
I like that you used the same head…Dino’s eyes are just lit up like he’s about to eat. If I had the resources, yours is exactly what I would’ve come up with. Good job my friend and thank you for elaborating on the concept.
I didn’t notice I used the same one. Haha
http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/CarissaShaul/?action=view¤t=vegan_venom.jpg
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4302/highonpie.jpg
I LOVE THE COVER OF THIS BOOK
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/heartbleedsblackband/cheezeburgermetal.jpg
geez that kid scares the shit outta me
http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad178/GaahlDarnIt/Gelatinwitch2.jpg
thank goodness cannibal corpse hasn’t contributed hehe
(sorry for the bad english)
I can’t believe that to this day nobody has re-done the lyrics to FZ’s Baby Snakes as Baby Cakes with Dino in mind…
Goddamn Americans win all the cool shit; some consolation for living in a Nazi-esque Police State?
“Nazi-esque police state”
HAHAHA !! damn right. It sucks. I wish Canada would let me live there….
http://i46.tinypic.com/ofn784.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/5l7z44.jpg
love it dude!
Might just be some sort of reverse placebo, but if I eat enough to satisfy my munchies it makes me less high.
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http://i50.tinypic.com/2cdwcv9.jpg
Me Hungry!
Me want CookBook and Eat!
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/generalfonz/Crabclaw.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/GI_Manny/metal.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/291dxu1.jpg
Hmmm… probably should have spell-checked before I submitted. Fuck it, it’s late…. leave me alone and enjoy.
Version 2 – fixed the typo and changed the title.
http://i46.tinypic.com/2r5djbt.jpg
Damn, fixed the typo… but not the grammar mistake. I suck.
Version 3
http://i50.tinypic.com/ap6vep.jpg
The final version.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2045/nutritionalcorpse.png
i’ll admit I got the idea when that samot dude mentioned cannibal corpse
http://www.buythecase.net/uploads/products/200/7066201002.jpg
Well, I don’t know how to photoshop but what i can say is I am a Chef at a Hotel and I listen to metal all fucking day on my ipod…it’s the only thing that gets me through the day…
I don’t know why I didn’t think to write a book and i can guarantee i can write a better one w/o having bands giving me there own recipes….
Not very original but here’s my 10 minute effort
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3415/celticfrostedflakes.jpg
http://s97.photobucket.com/albums/l227/festermetal/?action=view¤t=BurgerKingDiamond.jpg
Epic win! ^
Nice job pulling an old image from Google.
Hey thanks it took me 2 minutes
Hey you can google search that and it comes up everywhere…. funny…. but not original…. Pahkmahcar has my vote right now
nickh101@gmail.com
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk13/beast_toaster7/DinoSandwich.jpg
mmmmm
OMG! Thank you so much for posting this! This is like the most perfect Christmas gift for my wife.
and I suppose I cant participate in the unreadable logos contest either due to where I live can I?
And another one
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/640/mockmetalmenu.jpg
hmmm I have no life
FUCK I just realised this is only open to US of fucking A
ahhh fuck their stupid rules
I’m entering anyway
This is Dimebag playin’ the Cakeuitar!!!
http://s837.photobucket.com/albums/zz296/jesses_jams/?action=view¤t=dimebagcakewithhat.gif
Ok. so my email isn’t working. I made a new one for this. so the entry that i am replying to is my own. psh. technology.
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy332/MetalMeatHammer/X-metallica.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/23w8q9s.jpg
Its not really food but ya
http://i46.tinypic.com/2hx3cwl.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/1606gj9.jpg
I’m a bored drunk on his day off who likes to cook. Any of you dicks got a problem with that?
http://i46.tinypic.com/x5xbt5.jpg
Cooking Sucks
I didn’t mean to put those tomatoes above the U.
http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab32/inflames2121/?action=view¤t=alexi.jpg
http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab32/inflames2121/?action=view¤t=deen.jpg
really stupid, I know, but its at least an entry
http://s607.photobucket.com/albums/tt157/sbs_will/?action=view¤t=poptarts.jpg
Hopefully you guys like this. It was a bitch trying to match the colors of the original, so its not perfect.
Whoops sorry, fucked up here’s the link
http://s588.photobucket.com/albums/ss327/metallicbrian666/?action=view¤t=SlowlyWeRotisserie.jpg
THE most frostbitten drink there is
http://s588.photobucket.com/albums/ss327/metallicbrian666/?action=view¤t=Deathslush.jpg
This one was a quickie but came out pretty good
http://s588.photobucket.com/albums/ss327/metallicbrian666/?action=view¤t=SomethingMild.jpg
http://images.quickblogcast.com/1/6/6/8/0/218897-208661/BehemothSub2.jpg?a=17
I had another title also in mind, “A Behemoth Sub”, but thought that was too obvious…so ultimately went with “Slaves Shall Serve Subs”.
Nathan Explosion at Dimmu Burger: http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/xero-owns-us/dimmu-burger.gif
Here you go, lol.
http://tinypic.com/r/2m4ul47/6