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WORST TATTOO EVER OF THE DAY (PART II)

 Monday, December 7th, 2009 at 11:00am by

wwpadLast week’s Worst Tattoo Ever of the Day post — in which some sucker drew with crayons tattooed his back with logos of ’80s hair metal bands from the most popular all the way down to Tora Tora — seems to have struck a nerve. The post elicited a healthy number of comments while being spread on the Interwebs via Twitter and Facebook. Whether people were laughing at this poor chap or laughing with him really matters not — regardless of whether your skin is virgin clean or you’ve got a few bad tattoos yourself, this shit’s kinda funny, right?

MS Maniac Ryan F. sent in a photo of a bad tattoo of his own doing, pictured above. Explains Ryan: “I bought a tattoo gun online for about 50 bucks and my friends and I used to get wasted and tattoo each other. I decided one night to get ‘What Would Phil Anselmo Do?’ down my leg.” I can see Ryan explaining this one when his grandkids ask, “Grandpa, who’s Phil Anselmo?” “Well, Phil Anselmo sang for this metal band and sometimes ranted and raved about white pride… err, um, nevermind.”

This is fun. I could see it becoming a regular series. Got a funny/bad/embarrassing metal tatoo? Send ‘em in to news [at] metalsucks [dot] net, or better yet post ‘em in the comments for all to see/laugh/excoriate.

-VN

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  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    What would Phil Anselmo do?

    Heroin.

    • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

      Beat me to it.

    • anthony

      FUCKING LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amircito-Antonio-Palma/777253992 Amircito Antonio Palma

    What an idiot lol. Phil would walk off stage.

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

    phil anselmo would start another side project

  • orbital

    At least its legible and spelt correctly.

  • attackmole

    I’ve got an Eyehategod tattoo, but I’d like to think it’s not bad. Or embarrassing. Or funny. Looks alright, though.

  • proudofmyrace

    having seen Pantera 8 times back in the day and literally listening to Philip talking about pride i couldn’t help but feel inspired and even more proud of my race and heritage.
    it’s funny… millions of black people have pride in themselves and their race, hell there are shows and programs dedicated to it all over tv, music and groups all over the world that promote black pride… but heaven for bid anyone who is white should have pride in themselves or their race and be vocal about it because that would be racist, right?
    the amount of blatant left-wing propaganda bullshit being spread through this web-site is not only astounding but very disappointing as well.
    white people pushing white guilt on their own race… how sad.

    • proudofmyrace

      all that aside, the tattoo sucks.

    • Jamie

      Wow, do you have “retard pride” as well?

      • proudofmyrace

        go die of cancer

    • George Carlin’s ghost

      Pride means satisfaction in one’s achievements. Being born a certain color (or in a certain place, etc) is not an achievement, as it is totally out of one’s control. How can someone brag about something that is/was 100% not their doing?

      • Biff Tannen

        Thats one of Carlin’s best bits. I say that one to people constantly….especially these fucking douche bags with italian flags on their car, Italy or Mexico necklaces, Polish Chicken coat of arms, etc etc.

        Fucking

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

          Bill Hicks had a great line about pride in your country too: ‘Aren’t you patriotic?’ ‘Well, I guess my parents fucked here.’

      • proudofmyrace

        ask Vince you piece of shit. i don’t give a fuck what your definition is of anything.

    • Sammy

      The problem is not the IDEA of being proud of your white race, it’s that every single person I’ve ever seen with a “white pride” tattoo or bumper sticker or whatever is a racist white separatist.

      As for black pride, if you can’t see where that comes from – hundreds of years of forced, legislated, legal oppression that caused a cultural cohesion among that race’s members – then you need to bone up on your history. Of course, you probably are one of those guys who think the Holocaust didn’t really happen.

  • Biff Tannen

    As for the tattoo-

    O’DOYLE RULES!!! O’DOYLE RULES!!!O’DOYLE RULES!!! O’DOYLE RULES!!!O’DOYLE RULES!!! O’DOYLE RULES!!!O’DOYLE RULES!!! O’DOYLE RULES!!!O’DOYLE RULES!!! O’DOYLE RULES!!!

    PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!PANTERA !!!

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Easy Axl, its Phil Anselmo Not Varg Vikernes. Phil preached brotherhood on WAAAAAY more occasions than his idiot Heroin rantings.

    Everybody fucks up. Get over it

    I personally think thats fucking hilarious. Revolver should get that as a column and Give Vinnie the Pink slip. The first five years of “Eat pussy” answers to everyones questions was cute now its old.

    And fuck all the Phil haters.

    Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit B in ’10

  • Captain Blacklung

    Underneath that scribble should be a stick figure effigy of Rex Brown asking the same question.

  • SHOCKTROOP

    what would phil anselmo do? probably figure out a way to rig that tattoo gun to inject heroin and they babble about how awesome he is for the next three hours between nodding off.

  • proudofmyrace

    fuck every one of you and this whole left-wing liberal white hating website. you all deserve to die. i’ll gladly pull the trigger.

    • SourDeez

      Your race is a stupid thing to be proud of. Pride should come from accomplishments, things that you’ve actually DONE. If you haven’t earned your pride, it’s foolish pride. Be proud of a song you wrote, a job you’ve done well, money you’ve earned, shit like that. Not your race. Good for you, your parents fucked and they’re white. You must be really proud of something you had nothing to do with.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trip-Cahouet/706361037 Trip Cahouet

    Way to post this the day before Dimebag Day.

  • Sammy

    Why does the phrase, “I bought a tattoo gun online and me and my buddy tattoo each other” sound like about the worst idea ever?

    • Anthony R.

      Because it is. Especially since they would get wasted and then tattoo each other.

  • Primateforever

    I think the funniest part of the cute racial banter going on here is that there isn’t a single Caucasian person born in the United States that has a purely indigenous heritage.