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HOW ANNOYING ARE METAL FANS?

 Friday, December 11th, 2009 at 10:00am by

metal fans are not annoying

[from GraphJam, via MS Uber-Maniac Josh Kidd]

  • therealmetalmatt

    Very true

  • Ryan

    Twilight fans sucks balls.

    • Ryan

      There can be only one…….

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

      I wouldnt mind a twilight fan sucking my balls XD

      and yea the books suuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

    myself included, metal fans are way more annoying than phantom of the opera fans

    • Slntpsych1

      Agreed, in between Phantom of the Opera and Hannah Montana for the most part. Although it really depends on the individual people as to whether they’re annoying or not.

      • hector

        So who are you?a hiphop gay?Metal is only for guys.which means youre not one.

  • Jedsan

    death to twilight.

  • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

    I don’t know. They’re are some real dicks hanging around the comments on this site. Especially those racist bastards who felt the need to express their hatred of black people when Mike Alexander died. But I guess that isn’t annoying; more ignorant than anything else.

  • Hot Carl

    I don’t know if we’re nice and polite but we are def mass hella chill bros and bras. We can certainly fuck shit up when necessary.

    • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

      “def mass hella chill bros and bras.”

      That was annoying just to read.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Vehemently seconded

        • Hot Carl

          apparently i am the only sargeant d fan on this site

          • The Ghost of D. Boon

            Noooope

  • Natalie

    Yeah, I like how Phantom of the Opera is just thrown in there.

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    Boston sports fans probably have their own chart altogether!

    • justin

      pittsburgh steelers fans are probably worse than twilight fans.

      • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

        Yeah Steelers fans are pretty awful too. I’m just mad that one guy who was talking a TON of shit about the Steelers going into the year just got a new job before they’re downfall. He had the nerve to come into my office in the preseason and say, “Ya know Mark, I can really see the Steelers going undefeated this year!” I told him to get the fuck out of my office, knock and try again.
        But Boston fans are the worst. I don’t think they knew they had a football team in the area until 2001.

    • John

      I think just people from boston in general

      • justin

        oh, i completely agree with the boston sentiments. that whole city and everyone in it could fall off the continent into the ocean for all i care, but their sports fans (teams & players too, for that matter) deserve something far worse. i’ve definitely kicked a roommate out of my house before when i learned that he was one of those obnoxious red sox fans. boston sports + boston hardcore = biggest douchebags ever.

    • Sin and Death

      I’m glad I’m not alone on this sentiment. I’m from Baltimore, so we get the worst of it. Effin’ Red Sox and Yankee Nation showin’ up to Orioles games at Camden Yards in the summer… Ugh… It burns me up.

      Not necessarily because of the fans who are crazy enough to drive down from NY or Boston to B-More to support their team. I don’t have a huge problem with that(even if it is annoying), because they’re freakin’ nuts for driving for hours on I-95 to see a baseball game. I sure as hell wouldn’t drive to Boston for… well, just about anything. Maybe if they were handing out free hookers and weed, that would be a different story. But I digress…

      What really irritates me are the people FROM BALTIMORE who root for the Steelers, Sox and Yanks. Root for your home team, even if they suck! It’s too easy to root for teams with the highest payrolls in sports, for feck’s sake. No shit they’re going to win all the time; they take all of the best players by outbidding other teams — yeah, that’s really fair.

      And don’t get me started on the Patriots. Brady, Moss, and Welker can all go to hell. I can’t even say anything about NY football, because they all THREE of their teams suck this year. Ha ha ha… how can you have three teams and still not have ONE that’s decent?

      O.K. I’ve ranted enough. I will now slowly back away from the computer…

  • Sophus

    Most metal fans are really nice dudes.

    But some metal fans (the tr00-ists, or what have you) are pretentious assholes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guzmn/570745539 Daniel Guzmán

    I’d put metal fans right next to Twilight fans, here in Venezuela at least, most metalheads are scum of the scum.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    This was rigged.

  • derp derp derp

    scene kids are the worst. with their bright colours and heavy music. you can’t mix fluorescant yellow with death metal (well deathcore which has been transformed from a respectable sub-genre to a shitstorm of utter shitty shit).
    but metal fans are nice. we’re critical of our own music more than any other fans, we’re horrible to each other but in the streets we’re nice and polite to everyone. except chavs.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    We’re obviously not doing our job properly. Where’s the category for indie hipsters?

    • John

      Watch it, those are my friends you’re talking about…

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        You poor Miracle-Whipped bastard!

        • Stiggs

          + on the hipster sandwich spread.

        • cougar party

          They will NOT tone it down!

          • ….

            WILL NOT!

            TONE IT DOWN!

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

    Funny, I would have ranked them in exactly the opposite order

    • Bolexle

      /MURDER!

  • You Don’t Know Me

    Juggalos and fans of the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be included in there somewhere.

    • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

      I can get behind some Nightmare Before Christmas fan-hatred

      • You Don’t Know Me

        yeah. don’t get me wrong. it’s an awesome movie, but all of the annoying mall-goths that are obsessed with it and worship the ground Tim Burton walks on because of it piss me off. they just make it tacky and stupid.

  • the benthic

    red sox fans in california, most annoying thing of all time, you know who you are!! boston fans who where the old faded boston hat, but you know you bought it that way so it looks like youve had it forever and your a trueee fan but really you just bought it that way, and ofcourse you have to wear your camo cargo shorts. seriously get the fuck out my state with that shit, you wanna be a boston fan, go back to boston, from which youve never been.

    fake boston fans who arent from boston>anything else

  • cougar party

    Seriously. Metal fans should at least be at the Shut Up, Please level. I mean, metal pretty much annoys anyone who doesn’t love it.

    • joshkid

      but metal dudes are the MOST NORMAL people in the world, am I wrong?!?!

      • cougar party

        I don’t know how to gauge what is normal, but most metalheads are pretty cool people.

        • joshkid

          word. me included lol

  • WowWee!

    There are some really annoying Metal Fans at concerts who yell for 10 minutes straight in between sets to try and get the guitarists pick and when they don’t get recognized they get all bitchy and try to ask the roadies for the guitartists attention.

    They reach the top of the list because I have to put up with them the most.

  • myke

    thank u, that is totally true

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    Except when metal fans bitch they are even more pissy than Twilight and Jonas Brothers fans combined.

  • Robert

    I’d have to disagree that metal fans are less annoying than Phantom of the Opera fans. In fact, Phantom… being thrown in is kind of random. The rest of the graph is 100% accurate.

  • Kye

    Yea…heavy metal fans are WAY more annoying than that

  • Discipleofthewatch

    Sometimes we can be annoying, I think, but we’re the best. My music annoys all my coworkers (except for my one metalhead friend here) and sometimes my mom as well. And their music annoys the holy fuck out of me, that’s for sure! Still, we are mostly good together, all of us metal fans.

    And our bands are the best! I have met so many down to earth band members who will totally give us the time of day and who will talk, drink, and sign things. Like Volbeat, just the other night. They were amazing and then they hung out at the Troubadour and drank and talked with us.

    • joshkid

      I met them Volbeat dudes after the Metallica show in NYC. I was just walking on broadway after the show and they were chillin outside a bar. Had a nice chat. Cool dudes.

  • Sammy

    This chart’s other name could be: “How annoying are tween girls?”

  • rachel

    Yes, Twilight girls are this annoying, with their stupid Hot Topic “Team Edward/Whatever the fuck” written on shirts. Twi-moms, who are 40 and act like they are tweens, are even worse. I read the books before they got popular, and they weren’t that bad. Totally not “tr00″ reading material, but whatev.

  • Ben

    The problem is that metal fans SHOULD BE LESS ANNOYING THAN THEY ARE.

  • cm

    Dir en grey fans, man.

    visual kei fans in general, are only a step below Twlight

  • cm

    and for real
    metal fans actually are nice, compared to indie rock fans
    you can actually talk to someone you don’t know at a metal show
    try that at an indie rock show

    (hardcore/metalcore kids? it’s hit or miss)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Heffner/100000289780879 Michael Heffner

    I’d say slightly less annoying than Star Trek nerds, while being more annoying than anime nerds.