METALSUCKS’ FAVORITE METAL VIDEOS OF 2009

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 at 12:30pm by

In no particular order…

Mastodon, “Oblivion” and “Divinations” – directed by Roboshobo

This is why music videos exist, kids.


Suicide Silence, “Wake Up” – directed by David Brodsky

Yes, we’re huge Brodsky fans. This might be his trippiest video yet.

Chickenhawk, “I Hate This, Do You Like It?” – directed by Danny North

Satan Rosenbloom doesn’t watch many music videos, but he did enjoy this one greatly.

Alice in Chains, “A Looking in View” – directed by Stephen Schuster

Alice in Chains made three videos this year. One of them was good.




Baroness, “A Horse Called Golgotha” – directed by Joshua Green

“Have you ever seen the video for Baroness’ ‘A Horse Called Golgotha?’ Have you ever seen the video for Baroness’ ‘A Horse Called Golgotha’…  on weed?”

Behemoth, “At The Left Hand Ov God” – directed by D.Szermanowicz & M.Dutkiewicz

If you don’t like this video, you might get Bob Cock-slapped.

Gwar, “Let Us Slay” – directed by David Brodsky

Tommy Wee told us that he sincerely did not get the appeal of Gwar until he saw this video.

Chimaira, “Destroy and Dominate” – directed by Todd Bell

Bell channels his inner Danny Boyle. Awesomeness ensues.

Job for a Cowboy, “Unfurling A Darkened Gospel” – directed by Doug Spangenberg

Unfurling some great fuckin’ performance footage is what yer unfurling.

Ex Deo, “Romulus” – directed by Stanimir “Staca” Lukic

Maurizio Iocono is gonna get all ancient Roman on your ass.


Municipal Waste, “Wrong Answer” – Directed by David Brodsky

If you don’t agree with us that this video rules, you might suffer the same fate as the contestants therein.

Between the Buried and Me, “Obfuscation” – directed by Kevin McVey

“OK, in 9:15 or less tell a story about a kid’s experience at a magic show gone horribly wrong… go!”

Steel Panther, “Death to All But Metal” – directed by Brian Posehn (!)

“I brought my pencil… now give me somethin’ to write on!”

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  • Kuranes

    “Death to All But Metal” is great. “Death to all Butt Metal…”

    The Baroness video sucks though. Live the song, hate the video. They should have animated some of Baizley’s artwork the way the animators for “Little Einsteins” do with other famous art pieces (I have a three-year-old – I do not typically watch the Disney Channel for metal video inspiration).

    • Kuranes

      Also the Municipal Waste one is an instant low-budget classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I don’t feel tardy…

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Man Steel Panther gets old quick

  • george

    Brodsky is a hack..that video looks terrible. And just because Mastodon spent tens of thousands on their videos does not make them good. awful garbage.

    • Geekbeater

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    • The Ghost of D. Boon

      There are three videos directed by Brodsky in that list

  • Pahkmycah

    Behemoth’s At the Left Hand ov God, as awesome as that video is, I’m assuming you fucked up and meant to put Ov Fire & The Void. Hand ov God is from 08.

    • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

      I was about to say sorta the same thing, Ov the Fire and the Void is a far better video too

    • orbital

      xEleventybillion

  • http://www.fuckoffmyself.blogspot.com Jedsan

    The Ex Deo video is terrible and corny. Good band though, seeing as it’s just Kataklysm with a different name.

  • Sean Williams

    Holy crap does Gwar’s music suck, holy hell… it’s really good they got their sthick going, cuz if not noone would care. Still eagerly awaiting seeing them live. Anyway, fully agree on the Mastodon and weird as fuck Baroness video (gotta watch that one in HD).

  • gauche

    good list. i would have added HORSE the Band’s Shapeshift and the Every Time I Die video.

  • CJLsky

    Suicide Silence has a couple good songs…however, “Wake Up” is not one of them. Sweet video, though. And the BTBAM video kicks ass!

  • Ryd1ZZ

    What happened to the BTBAM video? I can’t get it to play since the first day I watched it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ville-Vuorinen/1377541396 Ville Vuorinen

    Where is Behemoth video of Ov Fire And The Void!?!??!?!?!?!? I just dont get it.

  • Chief

    What about Pussy!?!

    • Coop

      I concur!

  • Adam

    The new(ish) Black Dahlia Murder video should be up there. The one with them playing in a bowling alley.

  • J-Ho

    What about White Wizzard’s “High Speed GTO”?

  • Tim

    Where’s Isis?

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    WTF? How you could you leave Red Fang’s ‘Prehistoric Dog’ video off the list?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4

    • orbital

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    • http://www.metalsucks.net Vince Neilstein

      End of 2008.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        Awwww… I guess I missed that. The album was released this year, so that probably threw me off.

  • Geekbeater

    I am pretty sure the Behemoth video came out last year?? Were they trying to say they liked ov fire and the void? Whatever Behemoth are awesome its allowed.

  • heavy metal

    How can you pick Death to all but Metal over Community Property?

  • Sophus

    Man, Isis’ video for “20 Minutes/ 40 Years” was fucking awesome.

  • mat

    Unearth -”Giles” less is more

  • Malacoda

    At the Left Hand Ov God is off the Apostasy. Wrong video.

    And the Municipal Waste one sucks – but that’s probably just because I fucking hate the band.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tucker-Cook/1382425777 Tucker Cook

    *best video of the decade : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3NkhjsBf0

    fixd

  • Kevin

    Where in the fuck is “Battles and Brotherhood”?

  • OoB3ASTIALoO

    tbdm – necopolis
    htb shapeshift

  • Alex

    I just don’t understand how ANYONE can respect Steel Panther.
    That bullshit should’ve died in the 80′s. And stayed dead.

  • Moose_Knuckle

    Most of them are pretty good but none of them are as good as the video for 20 Minutes/40 Years by Isis. Thats what i call a cool video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fritz-Pettersen/536945538 Fritz Pettersen

    What?!?! No Miksha?!?! Fuck you bitches!!

  • i think
    • Malacoda

      uh…2007.