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METALSUCKS PRESENTS OUR BR00TALIST BR00TAL-LISTS EVER OF 2009

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 at 8:30am by

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Holy shit, has it really been another year already? And MetalSucks is still around? Who the fuck is reading this site? Don’t they know about None Louder?

Oh, well. If anyone is still paying attention to what these pussy boogers have to say, they surely won’t after today. For today, this most glorious of winter Thursdays, all the inhabitants of the MetalSucks Mansion present their lists of twenty – or sometimes twenty-one or, like, way less than ten – favorite metal albums of the year.

Bands you will read about today include Divine Heresy, Lacuna Coil, Dredg, and Anaal Nathrakh.

LET THE NEEDLESS BLOODSHED COMMENCE!!!

-The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys

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  • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

    IS THAT AN AN ACCIDENT OR AN ACT??!!!

    • djabthrash

      ROBOCOP movie

    • deanerhead

      Indeed, its from RoboCop. Its mandatory viewing, so get your ass to Blockbuster (if there’s still any around you) or reserve it from Netflix.

      The television edit of the movie is hilarious. In that version, Clarence swerves the car to avoid splattering him and that’s what makes him crash.

      • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

        RoboCop hmmmm sounds gay dude

        • deanerhead

          Well, you’re a guy who’s wondering if a two-camera shot is a real accident. Maybe movies aren’t your thing.

          • djabthrash

            THIS.

            Not to mention Robocop is an awesome movie (as most Verhoeven movies)

          • Brownsound

            Starship Troopers is the best! Go to overthinkingit.com if you want to read the craziest in-depth hilarious analysis of RoboCop, ST, and other classic Verhoeven movies

          • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

            dude it just sounds gay. and you have a point there with the two-camera shot thing.

        • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

          Sounds gay? I resend my previous comment, fucking youngsters, don’t know about good classic film……

      • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

        Fuck renting it, go buy the twentieth anniversary special edition with the outtakes of that guy saying: “i’d buy that for a dollar!” it’s fucking priceless.

        • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

          i will not fucking rent it. nor will i download it. it sounds fucking G A Y. GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

          • JOnny fIve aces

            you take it in the butt

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

            Your move, creep.

    • WowWee!

      Its real douche bags,
      Why would they film in 2 angles if it were fake.
      Fucking idiot

      • Double D

        HAHAHAHA! I laughed.

        • Matthew Grant Anson

          <3333 deanerhead.

  • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

    oh and uhhh, where are the lists again?

  • tiagón

    this post should have come with the first list. OR you could stop using the stupid half-assed RSS feed, so I wouldn’t have wasted my time visiting the site to read a useless announcement.

    • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

      fucking A G R E E D.

  • Alkahest

    Dredg and Anaal Nathrakh are cool, but Lacuna Coil and Divine Heresy? Get the fuck out of my office.

  • http://www.myspace.com/trials Fisting Andrew Golota

    Robocop is more metal than any of the bands mentioned on this site. Close your web browser, go watch this movie, and don’t come back until you’re finished with it. Jesus….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Lekberg/779008102 Jason Lekberg

    None Louder. Genius

  • Aaron

    Great I’m looking forward to the required Axe To Fall n every fucking list since you guys are still sucking that shitty albums cock ever since you leaked it. Really this isn’t even a Converge hater here but fuck it’s not even a good album. You Fail Me was better, Jane Doe was worlds away from it it’s just a shitty, shitty album that tapers off completely by the end into just a boring slog-fest. Stop feeling bad, every album leaks always just because those little bitches in Converge cried about it on Twitter is no reason to keep sucking their shit-cocks.

  • http://www.justkoozies.com/ Koozies

    The video is so scared