THE METALSUCKS MANSION MONKEYS’ TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009
Thursday, December 17th, 2009 at 3:30pm by MetalSucks
Axl and Vince really kept us busy this year with all the great stuff coming out, but it was worth it; those guys really feed us THE best bananas money can buy. We’re not kidding… Grade A stuff, perfectly ripe, and full of flavor.
It was tough, but we’ve narrowed down the year’s metal releases to only twenty. Here they are:
1. Slough Feg – Ape Uprising
It doesn’t get any better than this. A successful simian insurrection against a race of enslaving humans? Come on. We love Vince and Axl, and like I said, those bananas are top-notch… but a monkey can dream, can’t he?
That is all.
Sincerely,
Higgins and the rest of the MS Monkeys




