BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: AXL REVIEWS IWABO’S IT’S ALL HAPPENING

Monday, December 21st, 2009 at 10:30am by

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If I had the world’s worst case of ADHD and one day accidentally swaped out my prescription meds for something much more highly hallucinogenic and considerably less legal, the ensuing fever dream might play out a little like Iwrestledabearonce’s first full-length, It’s All Happening.

And I mean that as a compliment.

This band comes pretty distinctly from the “Hey let’s just play whatever the hell pops into our collective brain at any given moment” school of songwriting. IWABO’s most obvious sonic predecessor might be Genghis Tron’s Cloak of Love, but their spiritual predecessor would be more akin to Mr. Bungle. Like that band, some of their key characteristics include not only a desire to perfectly execute every style of music ever created for at least fifteen to twenty seconds of the record, but a refusal to take themselves too seriously, even if they’re taking the music seriously. (Of course, this is the 21st century and IWABO are a grind band at heart, so rather than letting each song be performed in a different style as Bungle might have, IWABO just cram as many styles as possible into a four or five minute period.)

IWABO are often weird, and seemingly for no better reason than that to be weird amuses them. That can often have the effect of pissing people off, and I can see where the group’s willingness to get silly wit it might be irritating, if they weren’t so damn good at it. What separates IWABO from other bands trying (and failing) at a similar game is the artfulness of the transitions. There’s a sense of geography to the way everything progresses, so you never feel lost amidst the tornado of chaos.

Sometimes the slapstick quality of the whole conceit can be a little too much. It’s one thing to have a car horn signal an impending breakdown (the already infamous “Tastes Like Kevin Bacon”) or have a horse neigh for a similar effect (album opener “You Ain’t No Family”), but to do both seems a little redundant. And the band shows so much creativity elsewhere, you gotta suspect that they probably could have come up with something a little cooler.

But for the most part, this album works – like, really works. A lot of the credit lies with vocalist Krysta Cameron, who resists the urge to match the band’s zaniness with “funny” or “clever” lyrics, instead interpreting the band’s schizoid tendencies as an opportunity to excercise anxious fever dreams. The song titles may be Looney Toons-ish, but the lyrics, as far as I can tell, are deadly serious. To be honest, I don’t always understand what Cameron is getting at when she sings lines such as “Why do I find pieces of your teeth on piano keys?”, but if she’s joking, it’s some Andy Kaufman shit and it’s going way over my head.

Ultimately, it’s going to up to IWABO to prove to the world that they’re not just part of some passing trend, but I’m confident they can do it as long as they keep making albums as interesting as It’s All Happening. Whatever else you wanna accuse them of, you can’t say they’re just doing the same-old same-old.

metal hornsmetal hornsmetal hornsmetal horns

(four outta five horns)

-AR

  • Gunnar

    I actually gave this one a try.

    IWABO still fucking sucks.

    • Gunnar

      Also they’re a shitty excuse for grind. they’re trendy scenekid bullshit that has no actual merit and is hardly even listenable.

      • d00shc00gr

        um… grind is DEFINITELY not supposed to be listenable

  • fasshole
    • Dysenteric

      Nice one.

    • Zoker

      Actually, I take that as a compliment for IWABO.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    IWABO is not fit to hold Mr. Bungle’s dirty, skidmarked tighty whiteys.

    • Gunnar

      Grover, I love you on Fark and I love you here.

      • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

        I love you too, man… with my weiner.

        • Gunnar

          The only way to love…

          • ECDEU

            Ha, +1

    • justin

      agreed. axl, i’m disgusted that you’d even mention this band in the same sentence as mr. bungle.

  • John

    This is not grind. You know that, and I know that. This is the dillinger escape plan for fans of the devil wears prada. More power to them for making what scene kids want to hear I guess.

  • I’m not racst, but I hate Oceano

    I was just listening to this and wondering if you’d guys would ever get your balls and post the review. There’s 2 good songs on the whole album, and everything else feels like filler. And the two songs that are good, Kevin Bacon and Ain’t No Family, are way too similar.

    • chris

      dude if you like those, Danger in the Manger should be right up your alley, the intro to that song is just ridiculous. and what aout Eli Cash vs. The Godless Savages

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    I agree with a lot of the things you guys post that no one else likes i must admit.

    BUT

    this fucking blows IWABO is horrible i really dont know how you guys suck these guys cock so much

    • evilfatguy

      PUNCTUATION.

  • bucketochicken

    I’ve never listened to IWABO, and my curiosity has never been sufficiently piqued to warrant doing so, but I must say I overwhelmingly approve of this 4-horned review solely for the massive amounts of whiny butthurt it has caused (and will no doubt continue to cause) here amongst the commentariat.

    Well done, Axl, well done.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

      Fuck, you said it first

  • DemonicLemming

    Shitty band remains shitty.

  • Dysenteric

    As a grindcore band, IWABO is as bad as you’re going to get. If you’re going to do a grind record, the grind should be the main factor of the music, and all the other elements are meant to lay back and work with it, not fight with it to be at the front. The result is that the grindcore only takes up a small portion of the music, and what little grind that is present isn’t very good. There’s no catchiness to the album at all, it’s just a total mess that’s painful to listen to, and I say that as someone who listens to a lot of high-intensity grind, and bands who also dabble in this sort of experimentation.

    If IWABO had dropped the grind altogether, and decided to focus purely on electronic music, I wouldn’t have a problem. The end result may even be good, who knows.

    • d00shc00gr

      BAWWWW it’s not a good grind album becauze it’s not catchy and it’s weird and I don’t understand it. Seriously, what “hurrr… xtreme grind” do you listen to?

  • Brutalizer

    IWABO are fucking garbage. Also, learn how to review a cd you stupid fucking jew.

    • chris

      nice job with the completely uncalled for racist comment. it instantly makes your opinion on anything null and void. white trash piece of shit. go back to your trailer and keep fucking your sister, it’s probably hard to find anyone else who will munch on your tiny 2 inch dick.

      • DemonicLemming

        A religious slur isn’t quite the same as a racial slur….might want to look up the definitions on the two, then try again later.

        • chris

          fuck you im high, religous or racist it doesnt matter. it’s still pathetic that people have to resort to discriminating someone to try to get a point across. and why the fuck do you care so much? it must make you feel really empowered to go around the internet and correct someone over stupid little mistakes.

          • DemonicLemming

            You evidently don’t understand the meaning of hypocrisy, calling a dude out after making a religious slur, and then in turn insulting him. Maybe you shouldn’t post on the internet when you’re high if you can’t make logical arguments, and then bitch about people calling other people names.

            I’m bored and your comment was idiotic, ergo, mine.

          • DidgeryDo

            No to defend or disagree with anyone here but remember Jewish-ness
            is both a religion and an ethnicity.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            Sorry Didgery Do, but I gotta disagree. Judaism is a religion. If he had insulted HEBREWS he would have been racially insulting a group of people.

            Still love your comments though.

            Also, being stoned isn’t an excuse. I’m high as FUCK right now and I’m pretty sure I created a more intelligent post than you did.

    • bradylikesbigbird

      hows the hermit life up in the mountains treating you..still drinkin that shine and being out of touch with the rest of the world?

  • chris

    IWABO are fucking amazing. they are great musicians. they fucking destroy shit live. you can pan them off as trendy scene shit, but news flash, half the shit you listen to will at one point or another become trendy scene shit. being trendy and scene is not a genre or something that you aim for. if scene people like your music so be it, have a shit ton of other people at your shows to kick the crap out of those scene kids. you people that read this website are all too self concious about the music you listen too, “oh no, if I listen to that people will think i am scene/trendy/emo blah blah blah” you are all fucking ridiculous. i hope that you guys are more comfortable with your sexuality than your musical tastse.
    i personally would give It’s All Happening a 5 out of 5, some of the most creative metal i have heard in years.

    • DemonicLemming

      Unless a band designs their shit to appeal to the scene douchebags, which is the case here. Your argument is invalid and IFuckedaCarebearOnce is still a shitty band.

      • chris

        iwrestledabearonce are amazing and the fact that you can’t form your opinion on them based on the musicianship but rather the type of fans they have shows that you’re closed minded. who cares what type of fans a band has, aren’t you supposed to be listening to the music?

        • Kye

          I couldn’t care less who their fans are. If I cared about the stupidity of a fanbase, I wouldn’t listen to metal at all. I took the time to list to IWABO’s music…and then I promptly wished I’d spent that time having spastic diarrhea instead because I absolutely could not stand the crap that I’d just endured.

          So yea, some of us just hate their music.

        • DemonicLemming

          I don’t give a fuck about their fans, their music is utter shite, and that’s what I based my opinions on. Most of Dave Matthew’s fans are halfwit pothead hippies, but I still like his music. However, my contention was that music designed to appeal to a specific audience – especially one as pathetic as the scenester kid audience – is inherently shitty, regardless of the musical talent behind it.

          • masterjake5000

            Dave Matthews sings like he has a dick in his mouth. Fuck you demonicbitch.

          • DidgeryDo

            You know I tried to give IWABO a chance on several different
            occasions and I really hated it each time. Coming from someone
            like myself who ordinarily has a tendency to enjoy wierd or
            expirimental music that says a lot.

            IWABO freaking blows.

        • evilfatguy

          It’s called “ad hominem” and metal is full of it. My advice is to just ignore it and listen to what you like.

    • justin

      word !

  • Dysenteric

    Oh aye, the album cover looks like a druggie art student’s collage with complimentary vomit, it’s basically a typical fuck-up version of the Miss Machine cover picture you’d most likely find on deviantART. Terrible.

  • Sammy

    Krysta Cameron? Hell, I’d rather listen to Kirk Cameron.

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon L.

    IWABO > What you listen to.

    • Dysenteric

      So, according to you, IWABO > Carcass, Napalm Death, Bolt Thrower, Grave, Dismember, Asphyx, Portal, Anaal Nathrakh, Regurgitate, nearly the entire Razorback Records catalog, Coffins, Sigh, Nasum, Lykathea Aflame, Thergothon, Abhorrence, Funebrarum, Ulcerate, Suffocation, The Ruins of Beverast, Kill the Client, Insect Warfare, Captain Cleanoff, Disrupt etc. etc., right?

      Well, that objective assumption did made me laugh.

      • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon L.

        yes.

      • Zoker

        Maybe placing some good bands on your list would help…

        • Dysenteric

          Okay, Zoker, what would you consider to be good bands? Surely one of those bands have been considered to be good by at least some people in some way at some time…

          • Zoker

            C’mon man, you named Portal on the list… do you expect people to respect your tastes after that? Also, I’m pretty much into metal but some of the bands are ridiculously obscure… what’s the point in naming them? What in the name of god is Captain Cleanoff?? You know… you could have just named Iron Maiden…

          • Dysenteric

            (The ‘reply’ thing’s not under your comment, Zoker, hence why it’s up here…)

            I can understand why people would be put off after hearing to Portal for the first time, they’re the sort of band that needs multiple listens. I don’t believe the bands I listed are that obscure. Any obscure band can be discovered if you know where to look.

            Captain Cleanoff is an Australian grindcore band, they releases Symphonies of Slackness last year, it was one of the best grind releases of 2008. http://www.myspace.com/captaincleanoff

            And while I acknowledge Maiden’s historical relevance to metal, I just don’t like their music. It never did anything for me when I was growing up, and I’m not keen on them now.

      • chris

        i love when people fucking argue by bringing up the most underground bands out there so that they can seem like they have better taste than you. really, it’s okay to like music that other people like. every single band you named is fucking horrible generic bullshit. find something with an ounce of creativity and then get back to me.

        • fasshole

          Because Carcass and Napalm Death is “horrible generic bullshit”, that has zero musical quality, and in no way did anything original? You need to brush up on your metal history my man. Because your beloved IWABO would almost certainly not exist today were it not for the innovations of those 2 bands.

        • Dysenteric

          Chris, I make it no secret that some bands I have listed are very generic. There’s nothing wrong with being generic. And quite a few bands I’ve mentioned have influenced quite a lot of newer bands. Your poisonous attitude towards generic bands suggests that you’re the type of enlightened metal fan who looks down his nose at anyone that likes old-school death metal bands that choose to pay homage to the legends while putting their own sound in, instead of newer bands that go for highly complex song structures, complicated guitar chords and what have you. We can’t all like Dillinger Escape Plan, you know.

          Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against music that attempts to break new ground. I just don’t think that technical complexity and innovation always guarantees high quality music, if that was the case, I would be worshipping the ground that Meshuggah walked on.

          Have you ever listened to Lykathea Aflame at all? What about Portal, Sigh, Ruins of Beverast, Ulcerate, Thergothon? If not, listen to them, then have a good think about whether they are as generic as you say there are. You may not like any of them, that’s perfectly fine, but to write these few bands off as generic without giving them a fair shot is a bit stupid.

          And I don’t really care if other people like the same music as me. I don’t even care if the bands I like are underground or mainstream. Suffocation, Napalm Death and Asphyx aren’t really that underground. Sigh get a lot of love on this website, and I don’t feel any different from liking Sigh as a result.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

        Too long, didn’t read, but congrats on running through your Itunes for little apparent reason

        • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon L.

          My Taste > Your Taste = Because I said so.

        • Dysenteric

          Very funny.

  • Dilznoofus

    Here’s my review: You will like this album only if: (i) you have ADD/ADHD; (ii) you embrace your ADD/ADHD to the fullest; (iii) you don’t take meds; and (iv) you just saw something shiny and failed to read the rest of my review.

    I did see these guys live once and they are just as tight as the album. I hated their audience and their openers sounded sloppy as hell, but IWABO was actually quite impressive. They might actually be able to pull them selves out of the “scene” if they are allowed to grow and mature (assuming they want to). Having heard all the junk the kids are listening to these days, I would much prefer my children listen to IWABO over Devil Wears Prada any day. Coincidentally, IWABO were making some very harsh criticism on Devil Wears Prada and the band’s fans during the IWABO show. Krysta even told a couple kids in the front row that went to the wrong show. It was kind of interesting.

    • metalguy

      OR: You’ll like it if you (i) dont have ADD/ADHD and then took all of someones ADHD meds. then you’d be just insane enough to listen to this garbage

  • BoomBoomDoom

    HTB is my fav band ever so this band totally clicked with my taste.

    • chris

      HTB is the fucking shit!!! they are very underated. they are one of the most fun live bands, i’ve seen them like 7 times now and each time is better than the last.

  • Sean

    I think this review is spot on, I even agree with the statement about Mr Bungle being an obvious influence on this cd, something I had thought myself. I do like the disc, but its obviously one of those discs you’ll either love or hate, and the haters always post more. I think it’ll be interesting to see how they progress from this disc to the next.

    • DidgeryDo

      “The haters allways post more”

      No, I would have to say this is actually indicative of the fact that the haters FAR outnumber
      the five people that like this band.

  • Brownsound

    Look, I like this band, I have their LP on vinyl, and I want to love them because I “get it”. But something has to be said about the 40-60 second bridge in every song where the girl just sings/hums like Enya or something, and I can’t stand it!

    The singing during these bridges is just awful too.. it makes every song go from seemingly chaotic to pretentious or something. Why is it that almost every female vocalist must show off their most “feminine” singing traits somehow? There are great female metal vocalists out there, but I could take them much more seriously if the majority would stick to being METAL.

  • Rachel

    Wrestling a bear sounds pretty fucking terrifying, I think I could only do that once anyways… just sayin’…

  • Facebook User

    iwabo brings back the style of inserting samples in their songs before a breakdown, and i remember a ton of bands doing this all the timw when they were first starting out.

    its kinda cool to see a band that uses it as their trademark, because its easily identifyable with fans like me.

    w00t

  • Boob

    Internet arguments…. yep….

  • DidgeryDo

    IWABO is not even that creative IMO. They are just taking several different
    awful allready exisiting genres and jamming it all together in a way that
    has no apparent logic.

    Ever see the episode of South Park that explains how Family Guy is written? You know where the “writers” ( manatees in an aquarium) randomly assemble a series of a rubber balls with a word on them to make the concept of the new episode? This is really the way IWABO’s shit is written. It ends up so
    obscure, random and bereft of any sense whatsoever that the fans hail it as “creative” or “genious” when the truth is you could probably get a computer to randomly assemble horrible sounds into awful sounding songs and albums the same calibre as IWABO.

    Of course because it makes no sense you inevitably get people who dislike this which feeds into the egos of the fans who like to fancy themselves as connoisseurs of complexity and nuance when really they have no clue what’s going on either.

    Think about Axl’s supposition for why this band has not failed,

    “There’s a sense of geography to the way everything progresses, so you never feel lost amidst the tornado of chaos.”

    Really….care to expand on that somewhat? Maybe give some kind of example or supporting argument? It’s
    almost like he is trying hard to convince everyone that there is something worth paying attention to here
    but at the same time he is not sure himself what it is.

    • Tonberry

      Wow, I don’t think that I’ve ever heard a better allegory for the “genres” genre. +1

      • Tonberry

        Manateecore FTW

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

          Thanks :)

          Manateecore lol.

  • Timmy

    It’s funny how Axl goes out of his way to bash Metallica, a band whose music is at LEAST coherent. Then he goes and kisses the asses of god-awful bands like IWABO in order to seem ‘cool’ and ‘tr00′

    You can lie all you want and say that this music is ‘superior to anything most people listen to’, but really, all I hear is noise. The same excuse that angry parents in the 80s used to describe Slayer is actually true for this band.

    • Brownsound

      And the circle of life is complete.

  • http://www.myspace.com/pacifistmusic PACIFIST

    IWABO IS AMAZING!

    ALL GREAT PEOPLE! AND GREAT MUSICIANS!

    HATERS NEED TO TIE YOUR SHOES! CAUSE YOU ARE ALL TRIPPIN!!!

    <3
    PACIFIST

    • Dysenteric

      I wear slippers on my feet. When I don’t wear slippers, I walk barefoot. Your argument is invalid.

      • littlenicky

        i lol’d.

  • fuzzyshan

    why listen to IWABO when you could just listen to Angel Dust by Faith No More instead?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hoefer/25511007 David Hoefer

      1

  • IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE

    FUCK THIS BAND THREE TIMES IN THE EAR WITH A RUBBER DILDO SHAPED LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE

  • C.

    Axl, I look forward to the site pretending to fire you.

  • Facebook User

    Indorphine put out a “spaz metal” album a couple years back. It’s still better than IWABO.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    I’ll be positive here. This band sucks, but they COULD be good. The first step would be to learn to fucking harmonize. They’re trying to do a fucking diminished harmonization, but it sounds fucking horrible. If they learned some fucking theory, they might be able to pull their shit off. That, and if the drummer learned to match beats with riffs better. The kicker would be if that sexy cunt would stop trying to sing. She just can’t. It’s like listening to my aunt do karaoke drunk. It’s just nasty.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

      Her singing is allways the the last straw for me. It’s so off key and in general so bad.

  • Metalcelt

    Axl,
    your taste in music is fucking horrific. You should have to wrestle a bear, then be beaten severely about the head with a broken bottle, dipped in alcohol then shot in the head.

  • Scourge441

    Fuck this band in the ass with a rake.

  • Marcel

    If an album has soul or a sense of humor, that’s usually enough for me. If the people on the record really know how play an instrument, that’s just the cherry on top. IWABO fits in my ‘sense of humor’ category. True, I won’t be listening to the album very often, but it’ll take this band over any humorless, taking-youself-way-too-seriously metalcore band (are you listening, Trivium?), anytime. Also, girls with glasses +1.

  • SolaceInNothing

    - IWABO is hopefully the future of metal: Excellent musicianship (minus) ego.

    - This band shows that you can write absolutely crushing music that’s not necessarily themed with gore or Satanism. Not that the previous two are bad, it’s just a nice change of scenery.

    - If you can’t see the grind influence, then you are in denial.

    - This band isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, understandably so, but any anger on your part shows the kind of person you are, racked with jealousy and stupidity. Why would anyone be angry at a band? There are real problems to scream about.

    - This band does serve a purpose however for you haters. It gives you trve kvltists a chance to flex your muscles of musical obscurity, “I don’t listen to IWABO because I have some other shitty band that used to play a decade ago to listen to” Really? Like it matters?

    • d00shc00gr

      I completely agree

    • Jack

      in whole hearted agreement. i like IWaBO & if that makes me some how trendy, then so be it. i never claimed to be underground.

  • TheMightyBlue

    So, at what point in 2010 is this whole IWABO joke between you editors at MetalSucks going to stop being funny. I get it, you all call each other up on your iPhones, giggle like 12 year olds and jerk off into hankies about how you’re going to run another IWABO fanboy article to point and laugh at the haterade comments that inevitably follow.

    The band sucks, has no discernible songwriting talent. are fucking poster children for everything wrong with Scene Kids (and everything is wrong with Scene Kids to begin with) – which has absolutely nothing to do with anything remotely metal by the by – in terms of culture, history or music.

    Really, when do you guys stop getting off on this? Becuae honestly it’s fucking insulting to your readership. “Yeah, let’s rile ‘em up again with another IWABO article!”

    The band are douchebags, and you are even bigger douchebags because you can’t be serious about all this shit. It’s insulting to people who actually come to your site.

    It’s obvious that you’re entire editorial staff is in fact self hating metalheads. You somehow truly are embarrassed by metal so much that you have to so this little “We’re superior to our readership because we can yank their chain at anytime and they’ll just lemming along and we’ll snicker and stroke our tiny pricks behind our site’s CMS admin panel.”

    This stopped being funny about 6 seconds after you posted your first faux IWABO fanboy article. You guys continue to be absolute fucking dicks. Good work. Keep it up. You turds aren’t fit to wrestle Glenn Danzig.

    • SolaceInNothing

      Your false assumption about people who are willing to say anything good about this band is what propegates hate rants for it.

      Let me tell you something man. It was mainstream metal bands like Slipknot and Lamb of God that pushed me towards more extreme bands, but When I first got into extreme metal, I went right for the greats like Decapitated, Skinless, 1349, etc. I am a well rounded metalhead, I enjoy any and every subgenre metal has to offer.

      Point being, I may not be as “kvlt” as you, but I am the farthest thing from “scene” and I legitmately like IWABO for nothing other then their music and mentality. And as I’ve always said before, I totally understand why this band isn’t for everyone . . .

      but if you think that every IWABO fan is some 13 year old mop headed sister’s jeans wearing hipster then your absolutely wrong. A persons taste is as unique as their finger print and instead of spending your time thinking about all the reasons you hate a band, maybe you should take a minute and try to at least understand why people like it.

  • b-rad

    this band is amazing. one of my faves musically and some of the nicest and most genuine people that anyone could ever hope to know. as far from “douchebags” and “scene” as you can get – contrary to what nearly all of these people posting comments here seem to believe. then again, half of them simply use the word “scene” for anything that isn’t boring cookie-cutter horseshit like chimaira or devil driver.

    here is my idea: if you don’t like the band, fine. don’t fucking read the article. it’s amazingly simple. freedom of choice is a fairly new concept that when you learn about it, you will discover that you can actually not read what is put directly infront of your face. just scour the blog for your write ups of deicide and other bands that have nothing to offer and have gone unchanging for the last 20 years, crank one out in your own feces and go to bed having dreams of deepthroating kerry king’s custard chucking man-banana.

  • pariah

    this band is a passing trend.

  • d00shc00gr

    I really appreciate what IWABO has done here. They’re just a group of creative kids who are trying to have lots of fun and maybe get paid for it, and here they’ve got half the metal blogosphere up in arms about “but… but but but we CAAAAAAN’T admit that we ever enjoyed it!!! That’ll make us SCENE!!! OH NOEZ!!!” or “It’s not TR00 BR00TAL grind because it’s chaotic and not catchy and hard to understand and it’s loud and has weird sounds” because, y’know, Disfiguring the Goddess or Insect Warfare are orderly, clean, catchy music for your pop charts… wtf.
    Seriously, it’s just a good time. If you don’t get it, I’m sorry because there’s a lot to lol about here.

    • Gunnar

      Seriously, the reason we say we don’t like it is BECAUSE WE DON’T LIKE IT.

      I listen to fucking ALKALINE TRIO. I have NO PROBLEMS admitting I like music I’ll be ridiculed for – but IWABO fucking SUCKS.

      • SolaceInNothing

        No Gumnar, dont speak for everyone who hates this band like your on some “team.” The problem isnt that people say they dont like this band, Its the people who lash out so angrily at the members.

        People think that just because their anonymous they can say anything they want and get away with it, and Im saying thats bullshit. The people in these bands are human fucking beings that do read this site and dont deserve the harsh things being personally said to them.

        To those people I simply say, learn some fucking manners.

        • Gunnar

          God damn you’re so full of shit.

  • I killed a Dunky

    Only listen to this record once.. got me bored and lost it in my closet. Just my 50 cents

    • d00shc00gr

      this is a comment i can appreciate. “I didn’t like it” is fine, “i didn’t like it because it’s scenester and therefore not tr00 grind and i don’t care what it actually sounded like or that i’m completely missing the joke it SUCKS!” is unnecessary

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

    I think its a pretty solid album.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

    himsa rules

  • GG

    Not very good band. I appreciate being experimental in a scene so boring as metal or *core, but they’re simply just not musical enough to pull it off. When you’ve listened to it enough times it turns out to be just a pile of random wankery and chugchug shit.

  • Juan

    Normally, I’d attribute this to diff’rent strokes for different folks, but reading your articles, your reviews and whatnot, it really seems as if you don’t know what good music sounds like. I mean, it seems like you praise innovation and experimentation a lot more than actual listenability, which is fine if you want to make yourself look like a elitist douche, but not so much for actual reviewing.

  • Beelzebozo

    I listened to it all the way through, and although there is an attempt at innovation, it just didn’t work for me. I think that if they mature a little bit in the future (I’m not saying they should lose their sense of humor; they should keep that) and maybe not try to be so spastic, they have the potential to be a great band.
    At the moment though, I don’t care for them.

    But that’s just my opinion.

  • Mordecai 9000

    I really enjoyed this album. I look forward to hearing more from these guys in the future.

    So fuck you.

    That is all.

  • John

    I really dislike this band. To me it just seems like Into The Moat/BTBAM/A Black Rose Burial/etc.

    Plus I don’t like chick vocalists.

    Also: Sweeping and tapping, while technically proficient, is not what it takes to be a talented musician.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Goodman/1280811478 Patrick Goodman

    Before they made this crappy record, most of the members were in a band called statues cry bleeding. Kind of the same, but with less insanity and more structure in the song writing. I sincerely don’t like this cd (except the intro to The Cat’s Pajamas and Kevin Bacon). I haven’t caught them live (but most likely will when Warped comes to town) I heard the singer lip syncs live?

  • Alex

    I just love how much people are whining about this.

    I enjoy this album, and everything else that IWABO has put out. Liking them doesn’t make you have a terrible taste in music, it’s all opinion.

    I think elitist metal douchebags should memorize the famous Cicero quote, “To each his own”, and stop bitching so much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

    This band needs to stop.