FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A GINORMOUS PACKAGE FROM FERRET RECORDS

Thursday, December 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm by Vince Neilstein

The winners of the Coheed & Cambria signed Music Skins from last week’s funny photo caption contest are:

Duff: “Writing process behind Slayer’s albums revealed.”
Chief: “When going green turns black.”
Poopenshaft: “This is actually the cover of the next Municipal Waste album appropriately entitled ‘Kill Your Parents, Recycle Your Plastics’.”

Well done, guys! This week the folks at Ferret Records have bestowed upon us a massive package including one CD copy of EVERY album Ferret released in 2009! That includes new music from Underneath the Gun, Chimaira, The Devil Wears Prada, Poison the Well, Revolution Mother, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Shadows Fall, Hellmouth, the 36 Crazyfists DVD and Lovehatehero. We’re guessing most of you will pass on the Prada CD, but that’s still a damn fine haul.

Simply come up with a witty comment to the below photo [sent in by Greg Klein] and we’ll choose the winner in 2010. Make sure you comment with a real email address, not Facebook Connect (as we’ll contact the winner by email). For a chance to win even more CDs, also check out our Antichrist Christmas contest.

Tags: ferret records,

http://Www.hibernum.net Hibernum

Who would want any of these albums?
http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

karl sanders – the early years

Future Ruins

Win!

Brendan Greene

I understand Jack Black so much more now…
MedwestMetal

The source of Cobain’s angst
6infinite6hatred6

Even when he was a youngling, Dave Mustaine wanted all the attention but still no one gave a shit.

Vakarm

epic win

Chet Stedman

While his son belted out Christmas tunes to the delight of his family, Todd had two burning questions:

1. Why aren’t there any presents for me under the tree?
2. Why is there a lump of coal in my undies?
Devon Czekaj

“The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code,The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code, The Binary Code”

I win now, right?

Ziltoid

XD
Vakarm

seriously
Master Chah

I don’t get it.

Josh Leifer

Just in time for Christmas, the makers of the rape whistle are proud to present….the child abuse guitar.
*strings, tuner, and child sold separately*
Craig D

Kid Rock finally reaches his target audience.
Wyzt

I’ll pass on everything. That’s my caption.
SHOCKTROOP

that kid shreds so good , his dad literally shit his pants.
josecarnage

zack wylde as a kid
http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Heffner/100000289780879 Michael Heffner

“The adults couldn’t stop laughing as he announced the title of his first album “Heavy as a Heavy Thing” ”

that’s mine.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Heffner/100000289780879 Michael Heffner

shit, I forgot I can’t follow directions. my e-mail is heffnermichael (at) gmail dot com
person

young child about to be raped by father for his shitty jack black impression
http://www.carnagecrew.net Casey Carnage

“who dropped the ball on the blue rug, hunnnnnnnnnny?”
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

No, Dad, the Pick of Destiny isn’t in your pants.
Gunnar

Photoshop – Because real life isn’t funny enough!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Ledin/1234800512 Tim Ledin

Kurt Cobain got the idea for “You Know Your Right” after his father was checking himself over when asked by his girlfriend if he had a red rash too

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Ledin/1234800512 Tim Ledin

Damn it I hate when I press LOG OUT and it doesnt do it…..

redtednation5924 (at) yahoo dot com

meat mincing machine

The origin of the song “Rape Me” by Nirvana actually comes from Kurt Cobain’s early life, when his father would pull down his pants in mixed company and troll for treasure in Kurt’s shorts. On a related note, in what would become a future Guiness World Record, Kurt started his heroin habit at the age of 7.
Chief

Some wanna dance. Others wanna die. Behold the power of Godsmack.
kylemurder

Baby Brutal Legend?
J blood

cant hear him, but you know hes still better than nickelback

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Ledin/1234800512 Tim Ledin

ya and Living Colour too

Noel

what you got against living colour???

Pete

Even in his youth, Matt Pike refused to wear a shirt to any event, including Christmas Dinner.

http://hookinmouth.net Scott

LMAO! That was great, though few people will get it!

Coby

epic win.

http://www.themetalreporter.net iRoar

LMAO!!!!
Nate

Holy Win!

Huzzah

funny, dunno if that’s the best one though.

nolavann

I know this is late as hell.. but that shit was funny PETE..

Facebook User

A portrait of Karl Sanders’ home life as a young man.
Steve Reilly

Little Farley could sing the pants off of anyone…
Francis Ittenbach

We finally see why Kid Rock turned out the way he is today.
d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

TMZ discovers an old photo of dinner and dancing at the Durst house.
Captain Blacklung

“Killswitch Engage Recording Sessions – The Bootleg DVD.”
wormdrive

A young Kurt Cobain writes his first tune: “Grandma Take Me Home, Grandma Take Me Home”
Emmanuel Quinones

yes son, the itch is right there

scenekidsarethesex

50

key

Rob Halford rocking his way through a traumatic childhood.
Alex Mothafuckin` P

Ah, the old “You Embarass Me With Your Childish Rockstar Antics, I Scar You For Life“, eh! Yup, good proper parenting.
Sin and Death

“Junior, quit that damn racket! Can’t ya see that I done pissed my pants a’gin? Woman, stop laughin’ at me, and pour me another drank! And Grammaw, how many time do I gotsta tell you to not mix your medications with booze? Ya’ look like a dern fool!”
Sven

Alexi Laiho’s diaper full of shit, voice full of rage, and father full of Grey Goose.
Andy Muthafukkkin Bonney

In an early photograph, Karl Sanders proves that being a fat douche isn’t something that is acquired, it is something that people are born with.
Clayton Michaels

It’s all fun and games until dad starts taking the phrase “rock out with your cock out” a bit too literally.

http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

well played, sir. best one so far
Ty

Hahahaha, I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

josh

i thought my dad burned this picture.

Duff

This. Win.

TimFlames

Mini Kiss . . . Making music for old people to fuck to
metal squeecher

Oh the dragons balls were blazin’
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin’ cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!

izzo

Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!

Zorbs

This is a screen shot from the alternate video of Rammstein’s “Pussy.”
Facebook User

I will shred your fucking pants off dad! You’ll see!
The Ogre

“He might be able to shred the guitar, but I still have a bigger penis!”
Sambo

Well this explains why William Murderface hates his family.

FlyingDadBomb

Speaking of Murderface, isn’t it apparent that he, Lady Gaga, and Moe Howard are all separated at birth?

Jim

(insert name of musician) as a child!

I’m so original.
http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

a young chad kroeger finally finds the means to attract the kind of groupies he’s after.
Vakarm

The first known family photo of Skwisgaar Skwigelf
cat in the hat

Grandma, make Mom and Dad get a fuckin’ room already! I’m trying to do my best Jimi Hendrix impression here.
http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

Sumeriancore in the household.
benj

After years of searching for a new branch of metal, from viking to folk, came country metal, full of mom, apple pie and ne’er-do-well cousin Bob.
Moyles

“Kerl Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Actually Has Pants On”

Moyles

Karl**

Jake

Kyle Gas recalls the fond memories that inspired much of his songwriting for Tenacious D.
Fernando

Early tryouts for “Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny” did not go well
Gaia

In soviet russia, we roll and rock you!
Mutt Weiler

C’mon daddy it’s time to rock out with your cock out!
Creek Johnson

Yep, Now I finally understand why Adam Lambert turned out the way he did.
earthsherm

mom and grammy quickly gathered round as daddy prepared a suprise punishment for baby billy corgan.
Darumian

Brent Hinds circa 1985
Ike Clanton

Kirk Windstein from Crowbar, The Early Years!
Johnny Ringo

Finally, we know why Vinnie Paul gave up playing the guitar. Wouldn’t you, if this is what happenned the first time you played guitar.
MetalJesus

So it this what Chuck Mosely refers to as an “Arabian Disco?”
Nick

A rare glimpse into the childhood of Scott Hull.
dudeiknowmetal

that kid is totally photoshopped……but still…wtf is going on?
PatrickSTL

Glenn Beck screaming “hail hitler and drop your pants, and sell them for gold” even at a young age.
Sim

“you may be a young rocker, but my cock still gets me more chicks”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Loss/640432315 Tom Loss

Nirvana reunion 2019: From L to R: Courtney Love, Dave Grohl, The first clone of Kurt Cobain (still in development), and Krist Novoselic
Sterling

When a young Stephen prayed to the metal Gods for riffs to please and undress all ladies, he must have worded his request badly.
Corey Borger

A young Yngwie Malmsteen serenades his family with a soothing acoustic cover of slayer’s “South of Heaven”. Dad salutes him!
dale schmucker

dad tries to teach his son about the birds and the bees!!! the son not caring and wife and mother lauging, you wont teach him anything with that!!!!

dale schmucker

email dalern63@yahoo.com

The Amish Butcher

From a young age, Meatloaf knew he was destined to rock.
Dash

Lil’ Matt Pike sure knew how to entertain his typical California family while growing up.
Timbodini

Little Karl didn’t quite understand what his father meant by “C’mon son, let’s sport some wood for these ladies!”.
MetalMeatHammer

And so the cause of Kerry King’s hatred of christianity is revealed: On Christmas eve 7 year old Kerry finds out the hard way that Uncle Stan doesn’t really have a squirrel in his pants.
akeldama

That kid played such a br00tal breakdown his dad shit his pants and his mom learned to ‘two step’. Instantly.

Sqealies rule.
Rachel

Attack Attack!’s new vocalist. He already fits right in the band, because they all have the same maturity level.
akeldama

Juggalos4Jesus Sunday Brunch.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Javis-Davis/732759369 Aaron Javis Davis

Disney presents: The Birth of a Jonas
Utmu

After finishing the writing phase of his future movie, Jack Black began rehearsing early on… after all, practice makes perfect.
Harold

and Tenacious D is born…
nuno caldeira

The usual xmas in England, me singing the number one xmas single RATM “Killing in The Name Of”, my mother stares at my daddys pants, while my grandmother thinks ” my stepson is kinda hot in pants”!
hawkk

The equivalent of being at a Godsmack concert.
lkgf09

A young Skwisgaar Skwigelf witnessing his mother going at it with another random guy and a random grandma.
Scourge441

Billy’s father wanted to spinkick and windmill to the oh-so-brutal breakdown his son was playing. But alas, his pants would not cooperate.
Facebook User

the little boy is clearly shopped in
FlyingDadBomb

Shown in this picture is the early home life of Varg Viekernes, which therefore explains why he hates on everyone else in the world.
mouIchido

This is actually a poster for a ‘sucks less edition’ of “The Rocker”
Nick

A rare glimpse of Metallica’s writing process.
Zac

this is where the phrase “rock out with your cock out!” came from.
rogue

So this is what happens when Rage Against the Machine gets the number one christmas single…
GunMetalGrey

The Kid Is So Fucking Metal, His Dad Wanted To Go With Tradition And Throw Panties At Him.
DG

Laugh all you want now but in 20 years my deranged parents are going to provide me with enough material to ensure that I’ll become a rock star with more groupies and money than I can count.
http://myspace.com/fromallwithin in5150wetrust

anal!
http://soupisgoodfood.deviantart.com/ pelin

whiskey, connecting people…
Connor

Condemned to the sight of his father’s naked penis at an early age, Kerry King slowly began to hate the world and to show it by playing random, dissonant strings of notes that were later called Slayer solo’s.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

Ah, the wonders of Photoshop.
http://www.carnagecrew.net Casey Carnage

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!!!!!!!
http://www.carnagecrew.net Casey Carnage

Imagine how big we are in Japan!
http://www.nocleansinging.com Islander

First entry: “I don’t care who’s singin’ it, ‘Reign in Blood’ always makes me wanna get nekkid!’

Second entry: “Baby, will you make that brat shut the fuck up so I can finish what I came here to do!”
WowWee!

High Class White Trash!
Mark

You know you’re a redneck if . . .
Mark

RUNnnnnnnn Tooo The HIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLS Runnn FOR yourrrrr LIVESSSSSSSS!
Mark

The only known live performance of Korn’s “Daddy”
King Cheezit

If “Charlie bit my finger” had a metal music video…
pigchop

Another dysfunctional, angst ridden situation insuring the future of rock n’ roll is well in hand.
Chase

“honey, we got the next Lynard skynard”
Dom

Every time Junior plays this Cannibal Corpse song daddy shit in his pants !
Geekbeater

DAD? IS THAT YOU?
alex

“Wylde Family Christmas card 1973″
Sacajawea

Black Tide’s backstage party.
soup

unleash the focking fury
tomaashamilton

Baby-making without Andy, the Blonde Baby Music Maker, is about as good as a grandma walking in. But in this case, not even grandma could making cumming feel like rubbing her corn-covered feet.

tomaashamilton

Whoa, drunk a little.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Timothy-Scott/1196691346 Timothy Scott

LMAO wtf does that mean>? I’m stoned and that made no sence to me.

MetalMatt

In present times, a similar situation happened to Skwisgaar Skwigelf during William Murderface’s Christmas program when his mother gave him the terrible visual of giving Dr. Rockso a cahcahcahcahand job. This photo documents the first nasty image burned into his young mind. 30 years ago, it was his father who gave him a horrific visual. Disturbed by the images, he realized that he could block them out by doing intense scale work. Of course, he still needed the battle cry to assist, since he was forced to learn on a’s grandpa’s guitars and he didn’t have the technique mastered yet.
Ethan

Here we have the pedophilia remix of “bacon is good for me”
Scrambles

The Gold Cobra release party looks like a huge success.
villanj1

Ladies and gentleman, Dave Mustaine’s bris.
FurtherIntel

This is the birth of the popular band Anal Cunt. Yes, I believe that is Seth Putnam in the front.

On a side not: Blink-182′s album, Take Off Your Pants And Jacket, was released with this as the album art, but was later changed as the man was wearing no “jacket”.
Chainsword

Fred Durst finds his calling at age 6
Drunk Dude

Rock Out With Dad’s Cock Out.
anselmowitz

“Uncle Bob’s nefarious plan, seconds away from realization, is foiled when Grandma is allured into the room by Timmy’s rendition of Brown eyed girl.”
Facebook User

Thanks to dad’s advanced dementia, Jeff Loomis’ burgeoning guitar talent often went unnoticed.
Marcel

And the dragon comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!
dewayne

adam lamber,the early years,while playing wham and grandma caught them.
Skanes

And thus porno grind was born…
Brian Koz

Incest : Producing fine country music since the dawn of time.
Gary K

The Jeffrey Family’s first acid trip.
Little Bobby Jeffrey is rocking in Madison Square Garden.
Mother Jeffrey is doing the chicken dance.
Grandmother Jeffrey is giving hand jobs to two men on stools,
And father Jeffrey is about to poop on the floor.
Walker

and the agent says ” That’s one hell of an act, what do you call it” and the family says “The Aristocrats.”

Gabe

Damn it, too good.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Danger-Reisher/1362330027 Scott Danger Reisher

Dammit. I don’t think I can top this.

Poopenshaft

roflmao – we have a winnah!

ineptkid

The Gass household discovers that li’l Kyle has mastered the mythical “brown chord”.
B-dizzle

I WRITE SONGS ABOUT MY DADS LACK OF UNDERSTANDING ON HOW TO WEAR HIS PANTS. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.myspace.com/processionofaeons VeganJoe

Stoked on his new guitar, little Johnny didn’t realize that the real surprise was about to happen right behind him.
R. Joseph Smith

NAMBLA Holiday Cards.
Facebook User

The lead guitarist of Hot Buttered Anal gets his start.
http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

A long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo…
TC

If Karl Sanders and Jack Black had a child….
cam

simon cowell’s newest project for money, child metal!
Tayne Hughes

The only way kyle gass could play guitar in his house as a child, was when his parents were completely shit-faced. this was such an occasion.
Coby

Somewhere out there, Captain Sulu just got a boner.

Coby

damn…email is Mastodon05 (at) yahoo.com

http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

dont bother. I’m sure you wont get it this time.

Coby

thanks dude…you’re not a douchebag at all.
it would be nice to win…i would mail you the Devil Wears Prada CD.
a guy can dream.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

Does it bother anyone else that the women on the left looks like Dave Mustaine in a dress?
ColinJ

Dave Mustaine’s emotional maturity: Illustrated.
Poopenshaft

With the stage already set, it will be just minutes before pedobear finally makes his arrival…

MetalNutz420

roflmao, that’s sick

Huzzah3521

HAHAHAHAHHAHA that’s sick and hilarious at the same time!

Kevlard

LOL!

Adam

The kid’s fucking hilarious, but did anyone notice the guy in the background?
Gabe

A rare childhood photo serves to explain Sebastion Bach’s homophobia.
David

Burzum’s Varg Vikernes discovers the brown note at age 6.
Adam

Larry the Cable Guy, family gathering, age 6.

Is anyone really surprised?
Arti D

Jeff Hanneman’s pre-Slayer roots were decidedly more modest than those of his counterparts.
Corey S

The future of Death Metal : stripped down and younger than ever.
Brian Koz

The cover art of Metallica’s new B-sides and rarities album “Preload”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

Honey Please don’t Rock out with your cock out we have company over
Dan Zima

Eric Turner from Warrant writes his first single “Uncle Toms shrinkage”
jeff

I remember my first beer.
Dwarfskeet

Get em little German bastard! Get em!
skinnyeddy

What that Fred Durst guitar solo should’ve looked like.
skinnyeddy

The Guitarist wasn’t the only one tuning to Drop D.
Balls666

Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned; This is what happens when you give a naked fat kid a guitar
JClance

Exhibit A:
As we see here, young Daron Malakian left his family at age 5, mainly because his ex-sex fiend father just couldn’t keep his pants on, even at family gatherings. These occurrences eventually led to Daron’s excessive use of drugs, and joining the very eccentric nu-metal band System of a Down.
Tony Venditto

Bob planned for weeks to rekindle the romance in his relationship. When Chunk, the shirtless, guitar-wielding midget, showed up in place of the Italian violinist…he rolled with it. But, when his mother-in-law showed up, it was time to put the apples back in their bag.
scenekidsarethesex

why the fuck is there a napkin in a champein glass??
matt

With the new Esteban guitar, you’ll be making panties wet in no time
Jazmin Hernandez

Then God let us all witness the birth of James Hetfield
Brian Koz

Here we see the moment from John Gallagher’s childhood that inspired him to write the Dying Fetus classic “Kill Your Mother/Rape Your Dog”
http://www.myspace.com/5stringsubsonicrumble tr00

This picture has a couple things in common ;

A : They’re all the appropriate age for diapers.
B: These are the wrong ages for pounding back JB with the new Anal Cunt album.
http://www.myspace.com/5stringsubsonicrumble tr00

This picture has a couple things in common ;

A : They’re all the appropriate age for diapers.
B: These are the wrong ages for pounding back J.D with the new Anal Cunt album.
Zeraninator

A long ass fuckin’ time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin’ rockin’ all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.

Oh the dragons balls were blazin’ as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin’ cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
‘Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]

You’ve disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother’s ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll’s The Devil’s work, he wants you to rebel.
You’ll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You’d better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You’re going for a week with no telephone!
Don’t let me here you cry,
Don’t let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you’re in my home!

Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I’m askin’ for your guidance.
Won’t you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you’re evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil’s work,
It’s magical and rad.
I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.

I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father’s clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world’s most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

So he went from fuckin’ Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jorge-R-Valverth/521246222 Jorge R. Valverth

WAIT!!! the groupie is the boy with the guitar!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jorge-R-Valverth/521246222 Jorge R. Valverth

crunch240sx@gmail.com (I didnt read the -not facebook conect- part)

ryan

Dave Mustaine was shredding dudes pants off when he was eight.
tomaashamilton

Once the leather-panted, bulge-exposed shredder of a band called “Hated Snake”, now an arthritis-stricken, JD-addicted, passive-aggressive chronic sobber, Murray’s desperation exploded into an act of self-degradation that was sadly mindless to the notion that unlaundered tightie-whities and flaccid middle-aged junk won’t get you groupies.
WowWee!

My Gee-Tar controls ye, now dance you fuckers!

WowWee!

Hey bitch pour me some more whiskey! Thanks Mom.

Sterling

hurrdurr make comments about dave mustaine and you’re original, hurrdurr.
Jay-P

who says that you cant make ball crushing tunes on an acoustic.
BruisedMetal

Little Andy loves naked time with the family so much it makes him sing
enyggma

A child Kid Rock playing his first show while his mommy laughs at his daddies small pee-pee.
Loreli

Christmas in Louisiana: What happens when the gumbo pot and the whiskey bottles are all empty.
Heywood

Dad: Play that crap in my house? If you people want cock rock, I’ll show you cock rock!
Jon L

A young Meattloaf gets all revved up whilst his father pronounces “Right, I’ll do the blonde Bat out of Hell,… but the ‘dead minger’… I won’t do that!”
Nick

Honey, I think I need a new belt. That kid’s playing is so awesome, I shit my pants so hard, they couldn’t stay up!
Nick

Is Axl Rose auditioning new guitarists again? Those do look like Axl’s groupies back there.
wordmcface

Merry Christmas boy. HeRe ya go, a bottle of champagne and a cheap ass lefty geeetar. Go play. Now come here baby, let me show ya what daddy has in his britches…………… awwWW.SHIT granny get the hell outta here. LETS DANCE!!!!!
josh

Kyle Gass and friends in a scene from ‘Honey I Shrunk The Other Guy From Tenacious D’.
FlyingDadBomb

We return to the scene where J.R. Hayes learned to scream so loud he could be heard over the noise.
james

YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY!!!!! The birth of Blahmsteen
Elliot

Mom to Dad: Forget the sex Honey, our son is being a rockstar!
Dad: Dammit. (pulls up pants)
Brandon

Dad always told him playing rock and roll would get panties thrown his way, he just failed to mention they were his.
Oscar

The effects of too much sugar and a Cannibal Corpse album put on repeat.
Oscar

The effects of too much sugar and a Cannibal Corpse put on repeat.
Ian Zuckerman

Jack Black practices for his first wedding performance and shows daddy he fuckin’ rips harder than he ever will… hence the dropping of man-panties in shame. “NO thanks for the piano lessons POPS!”
http://www.myspace.com/processionofaeons VeganJoe

so we’re supposed to comment to win a “ginormus package”, are you sure the man in back didn’t win it already?
http://www.myspace.com/processionofaeons VeganJoe

to the person who said i don’t get it. it was a dick joke…
WowWee!

This is why they don’t let kids in the Metal Sucks Mansion.
Brian Koz

Junior’s new solo album will make you squeal like a pig…and then shit your pants
John Ray

The newest title for the Wii, “A Redneck Country Ho-down.”
Master Chah

The day that James Hetfield started to use his catch phrases, “Oh!” and “Yeah!”
Tray Brogdon

“You ain’t nothing but a Houndog crying all the time.”
Tray Brogdon

How the metal scream was created.After daddys pants fell down and scared little Timmy!

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