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HANDS OFF, FELLAS, THE ONE IN RED PANTS IS MINE

 Monday, January 4th, 2010 at 12:30pm by

There’s absolutely nothing news worthy about this video, which was apparently filmed at the 2009 Gathering of the Juggalos. And I should probably feel bad for laughing at it. That being said, I don’t.

A ridiculous number of you e-mailed this to us over the break, which tells me that we’re all going to hell together. Somebody just remember to bring some smoke.

-AR

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  • Facebook User

    Want indisputable proof there is no such thing as intelligent design? There it is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

    You know why the healthcare system is crashing? Massive overweight Juggalos are clogging it up with their pre-diabetic jitters and high blood pressure from guzzling too much sugar watered Faygo and thinking it’s cool to smoke pot.

    Seriously, Hitler doesn’t seem like a bad guy while watching this.

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    The Gathering is a good thing, because they don’t judge people for what they look like…..
    No, I can’t say that. Nothing good is coming out of this video.

    • halloway

      i think it’s supposed to be an uplifting video… i definitely feel better about myself after seeing it.

      • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

        Knowing that I live in a world where there are hundreds of “people” that not only watched this but allowed it to continue, I do not feel good about myself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

    The sad thing is that this doesn’t even resemble an actual mosh-pit. I find it hilarious how Juggalos are always the ones that are ALWAYS TALKING LYKE DIS LYKE DEY HAVE A SHITLOAD OF MANIC-FUCKIN ENERGY AND WOULD OUT RUN YOU IN A MARATHON but when you watch the video it’s proof they wouldn’t have the energy to say….pull up their pants….go on a diet….get a decent haircut….finish highschool…putting on deorderant, etc.

    Just a crowd of fucking mouth-breathers. I do not feel sorry for the losers that choose to have those over-sized masses of whale fat as ‘girlfriends’.

  • atomicgarden

    I like how the video title refers to it as just “The Gathering” as if we should all know what it is and be aware of the great power it beholds.

  • http://www.fuckoffmyself.blogspot.com Jedsan

    This is why I hate today’s youth.

  • noobpotato

    sigh…humanity is fucked

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

    You know these walking piles of leftover protoplasma actually breed and reproduce right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    there is no god
    and my eyes have just been raped

  • Fasshole

    I genuinely thought that “juggalos” were a fictional creation of “teh interwebs”. America has got to be the most bizarre places on earth. How regularly do you actualy see these people out and about?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

      You don’t. They are either in the trailer parks getting high on meth or going from fast food joint to fast food joint because they don’t know how to properly cook actual food.

      A Juggalos diet;

      Faygo
      McDonald’s
      Burger King
      Wendys
      Pizza
      Faygo
      Sugar
      Donuts
      Faygo
      Crystal Meth
      Weed
      McDonalds
      Burger King
      Checkers
      Carl’s Jr.
      Hardee’s

      And this isn’t going to a fast food joint maybe once a month as a treat…..no…..every meal is fast food, everyday.

      • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

        Oddly enough, the careers of most Juggalos:

        Working at a carryout where they sell Faygo
        Working at McDonald’s
        Working at Burger King
        Working at Wendy’s
        Working at a pizza place
        Working at Walmart where they sell Faygo
        Cooking crystal meth
        Selling weed

    • http://www.easttexasunderground.net DaylightReckoning

      Go by your neighborhood Hot Topic. Shine a light in the deepest, darkest corner of the store, and you will se the native Juggalo in it’s natural habitat. Approach cautiously, as bright light and the smell of good hygiene (soap, shampoo, mouthwash) have been known to startle them.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Colbert/535041444 Dave Colbert

        haha, I love this, hilarious!

    • metalguy

      Theres one in my school all he wears is ICP t-shirts and NEVER washes his hair since i noticed he was a fan(an initiation right perhaps?) He raps at teachers and yells at everyone to “FUK OFFF EFF U ANT DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!” from the top off the stairs. Hes been addicted to vicadine or whatever since 8th grade and beat his ex-girlfriend(my girlfriends best friend) in his pre-juggolo days. so yah

      • Alex_P

        Wow. The simple fact that he could get a girlfriend at all makes me very, very sad. Hopefully the girl’s found someone better now.

  • evilfatguy

    Hahahaha that one guy that’s just standing there throwing his hand up and down is all I could look at. SICK MOVES, BRUH!

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    That shit was beyond weak…

    Also…so much jiggling…too much jiggling. The WRONG kind of jiggling.

    Jiggiling Juggalos….ew.

  • SHOCKTROOP

    can’t we find a way to get the gov’t to classify juggalos are terrorists. that way at the next gathering of the juggalos we can just drop a nuke on their filthy greasy asses and make the world a infinitely better place for all.

  • Nick

    Wow.

  • myke

    wow a bunch of fat pigs pushing each other i think i saw before in the south while 2 fat red neck cunts were fighting over some spam

  • Corey S

    Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen people so uninspired by their music that it practically appears as though they’re forcing themselves to mosh. I mean… they got TIRED at the end of it; now there’s some rage for you. Anyway, just to add a little zing to it, I never thought I would ever see a pit that my mentally-challenged little cousin could not only participate in, but dominate. What a bunch of fuck-tards. Oh, and there’s only, like, ten of them… at the whole concert.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    MY EYES! IT BURNS US!

    Wow… so much failure in one place… it’s amazing the earth didn’t just open up and swallow The Gathering whole.

  • WowWee!

    I think this is where the Swine Flu originated from.

  • Zoker

    Is this… real? Are these people… real?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amircito-Antonio-Palma/777253992 Amircito Antonio Palma

    Lmao. I just can’t stop laughing dude!

  • Jonathan

    …I am scared. Not of them. Of how they got so fat. The one with the red braids actually seems aggressive…
    …what am I saying?
    There needs to be a bio-hazard warning stamp before seeing this video.

  • Ian

    oh my fuck..and i thought chicks that dig metal were gross.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Giroux-Burroughs/574086565 Michel Giroux-Burroughs

    I saw an ICP t-shirt at HMV the day before yesterday. It’s all your fault, Axl… With that false number 1 album of the decade, you inspired a legion of new fans…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    This video inspired me to get a shower.

  • Ben

    What
    The
    Fuck
    Did I just watch? And why the fuck did I watch the whole thing? Goddamn I thought Mayhem Fest had some fugly ass chicks there but they should have quarantined this place. Now I understand completely why everyone hates juggalos.

  • AATHD

    Now I feel like watching Gummo.

    • http://verbalgymnastics.wordpress.com oratorfit

      my thoughts exactly

  • Tonberry

    Place 4 massive white orbs at the corners of the pit and we have the inverse of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

  • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

    40 Kiloton Nuclear Warhead + Gathering of Juggalo’s = Betterment of humanity

  • The M_F Beard

    I actually vomited seven times during this video.

  • Huzzah

    incredibly difficult to watch

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    this vid should have one of those graphic content warnings

    and to think that is only a taste as to how many jugallos there were at that thing… thousands

  • Jugglemonkey

    For some inane reason this makes me think of barney the purple dinosaur.

    Less whiskey for me I think….

  • russell

    Damn.. This was just terrible. This is why I hate most people.

  • Sarah

    have these girls no shame?

  • Malacoda

    There are definitely two in red pants.

  • Alex_P

    This video gave me erectile dysfunction. This is the most horrifically unsexy thing I’ve seen in my life. If I was 8, and I had seen this, I would have ended up gay (and yeah, I know that’s not how it works, but whatever).

  • http://www.smnnews.com big_metal_al

    No way Axl. The hottie in the red pants is mine!

  • Facebook User

    i weep for the future.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net iRoar

    Ahaha!!!

    “JUGG”PIT!