Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S PANTERA ISSUE

By: Ashlyn McMillan

Ashlyn McMillan — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 23:10:40 +0000

“If this is what we’re using on our wedding cake, imagine what we’ll be using on our honeymoon.”

By: Joni McMillan

Joni McMillan — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 23:05:36 +0000

“If you think this is big, just wait till our honeymoon!”

By: jon gladstone

jon gladstone — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:21:03 +0000

well its about damn time we found a knife!!!

is it just me or does the cake seem further away?
shouldnt have drank before my wedding ninja swords and barney dresses, what is going on!!!!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 02:38:02 +0000

Oh God, hopefully they didn’t forget about the stripper.

By: Bryan Brown

Bryan Brown — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:45:47 +0000

“I vow this will be the last time I play with my sword” he says, as she grabs his shaft for the first time

By: MARTIN

MARTIN — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:39:04 +0000

MAYBE IF WE HEATED UP THIS SWORD IT WOULD BE EASIER TO CUT THIS HASH CAKE BABE

By: Jake Pearce

Jake Pearce — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 07:34:30 +0000

Maybe they should have left out, “til death do us part”

By: Eric Carlson

Eric Carlson — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:13:52 +0000

thats great, best one so far!!!

By: Eric Carlson

Eric Carlson — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:12:33 +0000

You might be a redneck if; you and your cousin use a samurai sword to cut your wedding cake

By: kevin clark

kevin clark — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:44:14 +0000

this couple had TOO many black tooth grins.

By: Master Chah

Master Chah — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:24:19 +0000

Scott “Scunty D.” Hedrick at his wedding, order his wife to kill his mini-me so he will have connections down in hell. And soon learn the secrets to making the most blackest metal album ever.

By: Peter

Peter — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:43:30 +0000

At least she could talk him out of using the chainsaw …

By: Malcolm W

Malcolm W — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:42:55 +0000

No cash for utensils = pitchforks, shovels..and samurai swords. (Seating is limited)

By: Primateforever

Primateforever — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:55:25 +0000

In the name of Saint Vitus and King Diamond. I knight thee cake.

By: David Couch

David Couch — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:45:08 +0000

Fuck! I hope her sister is really a mute.

By: Facebook User

Facebook User — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:34:02 +0000

She then turned the knife on herself.

By: Roadkill

Roadkill — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:38:26 +0000

A young Bruce Dickinson couldn’t find his fencing sword! So he is his new bride resorted to using a katana sword to cut the cake!

By: Johnny Ringo

Johnny Ringo — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:17:13 +0000

Exclusive! The first wedding photo from Bret Michels Rock of Love 4, “Till Samurai do us Part”

By: kayn83

kayn83 — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:31:24 +0000

Psssssssssssssh samurai sword.. that’s tame compared to the Osbournes’ wedding.

By: zatoone

zatoone — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:23:17 +0000

You’r ninja buddy is one crazy redneck. Just look what he got us as a gift. But honey thats not as bad as the note on it,,” kill her with this”