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HAPPY DETHDAY TO AXL!

 Monday, January 11th, 2010 at 9:08am by

It’s unclear yet whether Axl will be able to un-bury himself from the cavalcade of hookers I’ve sent into the Axl Annex of the MS Mansion today. I think he said something about wanting to post a little bit today despite the depression induced by being one day closer to death, but he’s not returning my pneumatic tube messages and the smell of cheap perfume is so overwhelming I can’t get within 50 feet of his door. I’ma try and send Higgins over there to see wassup but at the very least you MS faithfaul will be able to enjoy some QT with good ol’ Uncle Vince today.

Happy birthday, Axl!

-VN

  • http://www.fuckoffmyself.blogspot.com Jedsan

    Best wishes, man! \m/ HORNS UP

  • WowWee!

    How old are you now?

    Happy Dethday you old fuck!

  • http://myspace.com/numidium Marc

    Ha! Happy B-Day Axl! Two days after mine! How old is he?! I’ll admit i’m in the last year of my twenties!

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    To quote NOFX (not especially metal of me, but applicable):

    “Happy birthday, you’re not special.
    Uou’re getting older, but not much better.
    We all want to embarrass you, that’s why we’re singing this song.
    So happy fucking birthday,you’re not special.
    You’re not special.”

    (You guys have pneumatic tubes at the mansion? Fucking sweet. We had those at the grocery store where I worked back in the day and we used to send everything we could through those tubes… cheese, lawn darts, gerbils… Good times.)

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    Happy Dethday man.
    I was talking to Cristina Scabbia the other day, and she said she wans to put her mouth on you. Exact words. yeah….

    Unrelated, because that’s what I like to do, I just hooked up my record player last night. Does anybody know of a good website to get vinyl for cheap?

    • Double D

      Yep, and I ain’t tellin’.

    • Genial Gentile

      Unfortunately, there is no such thing as cheap vinyl anymore. Your best bet is buying at shows or hit the flea market and try to dig out some classic gems from the piles of discarded disco records.

  • http://www.nocleansinging.com Islander

    Happy birthday dude! Hope you have a well-deserved, blissfully mind-warping “personal day.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

    Have a brutal one Axl. And I mean that sincerely.

  • Frampler

    Dethday: I’m stealing that!

    Many happy returns, Axl.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      You’re stealing a stolen term? Fail.

  • R. Joseph Smith

    Hey Vince, could you do me a solid? Take a nice, clean, fresh piece of stationary, the good stuff. Write down, “Happy birthday you Jew fuck!”. Blow your nose into it, fold it neatly and pass it under his door for me. Thanks a ton.

  • Double D

    Happy Birthday, Axl. May your bullets do a disservice to your enemies and your aim remain straight and true for another year.

  • bananakid

    Today’s my b’day as well and guess what? i just turned 18!

    SLAAAYEEER

  • http://www.reigninblonde.com Elise

    Happy Birthday, buddy!

  • Shinaain

    Happy Birthday, Axl! \m/\m/

    Hooray to quality time with Vince!

  • Bob

    Most metal of best wishes, mang!

  • Moyles

    No shit? its my birthday to… sweeeet. happy birthday bro

  • Tuhrkuhr

    holy shit axl and i have the same birthday haha happy birthday man

  • Marcus

    Metal fuckin rules you cock suckers!