THESE ARMS ARE NO LONGER SNAKES :( :( :(

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 at 1:15pm by

these arms are snakesAccording to an official press release from These Arms Are Snakes’ record label Suicide Squeeze, the Seattle based four-piece post-metallers have broken up:

“It’s with a heavy heart we tell you that These Arms Are Snakes is no more. It’s been a great run and we’d like to send out a very hearty “Thank You” to everyone that we’ve worked with or anyone that we’ve toured with; anyone that lent us a floor, towed our van and/or trailer, lent a van, given us a listen, downloaded our records prior to their coming out, bought our shit, or asked us where our band name came from; everyone who cooked us food, made habanero-infused tequila, had a safety meeting with us, let Steve gyrate all over you, had to live with any of us, made us pay shitloads of money to get off your punk label, got us into LOST, found Steve drunkenly wandering the streets of Tokyo alone, played Madlibs in the van (plural nouns), lost money promoting one of our shows, took Chris to the hospital, put up with our drunken sorry asses, got into a fight with us, etc. etc.”

This band could not have been possible without all of you. We sincerely thank you.

Much love,

TAAS 2002 – 2009

Well, umm… this sucks. I’ve never been a huge fan of any one These Arms are Snakes record, but in a live setting the band absolutely smokes. Like, makes other bands look like absolute amateurs they are [were] so fucking good. These Arms Are Snakes ripping first-night performance was a highlight of my 2009 SXSW festival, and I had the privilege of seeing them again this Fall in a Bushwick loft.

The band hasn’t given any reasons for their breakup, but I suppose it’s some combination of the usual suspects… creative differences, dudes wanting to move on and do other things, dudes getting tired of the touring lifestyle, dudes wanting to settle down, dudes getting tired of smelling each others’ farts, dudes hating each other’s guts… etc. In the immediate future I suppose this means bassist Brian Cook will have more time to devote to Russian Circles who seem to be doing quite well for themselves lately (nearly packed NYC’s Bowery Ballroom last month). I’m not aware if guitarist Ryan Frederiksen is involved with other projects, but the dude can play. And as for snake-like frontman Steve Snere and uber-finesse drummer Chris Common… lord oh lord would it be an incredible waste of talent if those dudes didn’t join other bands.

So why the fuck were they called These Arms Are Snakes anyway? R.I.P.

-VN

  • dave

    does anyone care?

  • ferris

    “I got a snake, mang!” — Adam Sandler, the buffon

  • Genial Gentile

    Consider me bummed. Botch reunion, anyone?

    • drunkwithpower

      I wish

  • bucketochicken

    Fuuuuuuuuck. That sucks.

  • stu1

    I’m on the opposite page, Vince. I loved the first record I heard; can’t remember which one, but it was on Jade Tree probably back in 05 or 06. Saw them lived and was completely bummed on them. Not into the schtick at all.

  • Tonberry
    • Tonberry

      NSFW BTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Michael-Christopher-Hall/1131120176 Richard Michael Christopher Hall

    Frediricksen is in narrows.

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    Well, that sucks. This is one of my favorite bands outside of metal. Never had a chance to see them live.
    /bummed

  • kelfro

    The press release contains the longest sentence I have ever seen.

  • Blyan

    Yeah Ryan is in Narrows, but still… They were becoming one of my favorite bands. Their last album is one of my favorites in my collection. ajdbdhvbsdubvidsbf
    At least I got to see them live three times, two of which were headlining.

    RIP

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Felipe-Abreu/1292465106 Felipe Abreu

    BRING

    BOTCH

    BACK

    FUCKERS!!!!

  • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

    I give this news a big, huge “Meh.”

  • Sammy

    Or :) :) :)

  • Fufkin

    Some good news may come out of this, less schedule conflict for Brian Cook and the – brilliant – Russian Circles.

  • wolfgoose

    TAAS were the shit live. Outside of metal, probably one of the most entertaining shows I’ve ever been to. This really bums me out, all of their records were fucking quality.

  • KC

    Shitty news. At least I got to see them live a few times. The times I did see them they made the others bands on the bill look awful as far as stage presence went. Steve was a fantastic front man. Their albums never really managed to capture the energy of their live shows however. Not that they were bad albums, just after seeing them live it felt like something was always missing when I listened to their recordings.