ZSI: ZOMBIE SCENE INVESTIGATION
Thursday, January 14th, 2010 at 11:05am by Axl Rosenberg
So apparently Rob Zombie’s next directing gig isn’t going to be the long-gestating Tyrannosaurus Rex or previously-announced remake of The Blob, but rather… an episode of CSI: Miami. For those of who aren’t familiar with the program, it’s basically a forensic science-centric police procedural. It is also one of many shows on CBS that I do not understand why people watch.
I’d love to make fun of Zombie and say that this must mean he can’t get a feature off the ground… but there’s no evidence that this is the case. Quentin Tarantino directed an episode of the original CSI back in 2005, and whatever you wanna say about QT, you can’t say his career is hurting. And, if we’re being honest, I’d rather see Zombie do this than fuck-up The Blob.
Meanwhile, I hear that his animated film, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, is actually good. It went straight to DVD last year… anybody catch it?
-AR
Is this a remake of an old CSI: Miami episode?
Hahahaha that’s funny
LOL!!
Why watch it? Why watch it?!!?! It’s to see David Caruso and his AMAZING lifting of the head at least 45 times an episode while taking off his sun glasses and saying some of the best lines… EVER. That’s why.
“So her body was dumped in the ocean. Looks like this scene is a little… Fishy…”
Don’t forget standing at a weird angle to the person he’s speaking too. Not very polite, his momma didn’t raise him too well.
You forgot the “YEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!”
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is actually pretty funny… there were a couple of parts that had me laughing the next day.
H!! this body has semen in it’s ears!!
so
it seems
the y heard their killer coming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHGHHHHHHHH
Win.
Sad, Fuckin Sad.
Or better yet his wife will be cast as the white-trash serial killer, there will be a tired 70’s glam rock soundtrack and it will flashback to 1979?!
ZING!
You must be living under a fucking rock if you don’t know what CSI (The Show) is….
you people are fucking retarted. Rob Zombie is a brilliant writer and a pretty damn good director. Quentin Tarantino is also amazingly brilliant (I don’t understand how anyone could think otherwise). Superbeasto was fucking hilarious. Everyone who gets there panties in a bunch simply because Zombie remade halloween needs to shut the fuck up. He did a damn good job. I love how his version is intensely stylized. The only writer/director who owns both of them is Terry Gilliam. Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is THE greatest movie ever made. isn’t this a music site though? who really cares about your opinions on film?
oh and “fuck up the blob”? that movie was horrendous in the first place.
I guess if Cinema Scholar/Rob Zombie super-fan (but you can call him “chris”) thinks that something’s brilliant, it must be. I bet if RZ directed an episode of “Queer Eye,” you’d call us all gay for not watching.
And you misspelled retarded.
hmmmmmm, i wouldn’t consider myself a super fan, more of a fan of film who finds rob zombie to be something fresh in the world of horror films. and i am so sorry that i made a grammatical mistake when posting to a stupid website. i could really care less about my grammar/spelling/punctuation when online. i type fast and do not reread my post before submiting it. i hate people like you who try to pinpoint one mistake in a persons typing in order to make their whole point seem insignificant. get a life.
U know wut, u r rite. U dont need 2 rereed wut u rite to make a good poynt abowt how RZ, Taranteeno, and Monty Python guy are brillient and if peeple dont agree, they is retarted. I h8 peeple like me 2. Well sayd, guy.
wow man, i dont fucking type like that. i at least make full words. never once have i used numbers in the place of letters. you are simply picking a fight because apparently your bored and your mom doesnt have the time to suck your cock today. so sorry. dont worry, once she gets back from her corner in the red light district im sure shell get down on all fours and give you a reach around again.
Fresh?? are you fucking kidding me?
EL SUPERBEASTO is dogshit, just like every other movie Zombie has ever made.
As much as this show sucks, it pulls very solid ratings. I would say, if anything, this is a step up for Mr. Zombie’s directorial career.
I’ve liked several of Zombie’s films, El Superbeasto was not one of them. I have never been into sexualized (or in this case, OVER-sexualized) cartoons. There’s just something creepy about watching cartoons do “it”.
El Superbeasto is one of my favorite movies to watch when I’m wasted. Especially the “School House Rock” style song.
Also, “Why does a zombie need a scarf?”
The entire reason I watch CSI: Miami is evidenced by this example of David Caruso’s acting ability, from the film Session 9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY
Let us not forget that QT directed an episode of E.R. as well. Regardles of your opinions about Zombie’s directoral choices…they work. What, they don’t follow the outdated 80’s slasher asthetic you remember (late 70’s if you’re keeping track…which I’m sure you elitist snobs are)? Good. Those paths are tired.