ALBUMS THAT WILL FUCK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2010: THOU, SUMMIT

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm by

Thou
Summit
Label – TBD
Release date – TBD

Louisiana’s contribution to metal has unquestionably been doom. And not the stately, mournful, European variety, but the sludgy, sludgy, Black-Sabbath-queasy-and-dopesick-in-a-corner brand of doom that perfectly compliments that of a state known for swamps, humidity, and decades of political corruption. One could almost call it bluesy, were it not so righteously dragged through the mud and set on fire. The state’s past has graced us with such titans as the blackened sludge grind doom et cetera of Soilent Green; old school supergroup Down; and the ugly, violent yet still incredibly tangible sludge forefathers Eyehategod. But Louisiana’s best doom torch wielders are upstarts Thou, an insanely prolific band that in their relatively short period of time have managed to cover a broad spectrum of doom. Their upcoming third full length – Summit – will no doubt continue their journey to the dark corners of the soul, those most melancholy, filthy, and angry.

Hyperbole aside, Thou are pretty fucking awesome. Their last full length, Peasant, fiddled with melody, albeit buried deep in a foot-deep layer of sludge. In their softest and most nimble moments, they reach post-rock and post-metal moments of expansive beauty. But perhaps this is noteworthy because the band are capable of a ridiculous ugliness. On their considerable spread of EPs and splits, they display an almost unreasonable amount of bile and vitriol, whether it be a series of panoramic doom riffs or slowed down discordant hardcore chunkiness, all poisonously frosted by vocalist Bryan Funck’s throat-stripping screaming. With lyrics based in societal disgust (from “Don’t Vote”’s insistence that “Every four years the two-headed monster rises from its pit, and we have a choice between this head and that” or “The Work Ethic Myth” declaring “We are the accomplice class… spineless bastards all) and personal turmoil with almost hilariously evocative song titles (My favorite? “The Bleeding Genitals of Every Rapist Hang Bleeding From These Trees,” which also happens to be an awesome song), the band aren’t just another collection of latchkey mall kids who got bored with Lamb of God and stumbled on some Acid Bath albums. Thou are serious, and seriously fucked up.

Of course, what’s Summit going to sound like? Both Tyrant and Peasant, Thou’s first two full lengths, explored the band’s melodic and mature leanings. But their EPs and splits have possessed a dirty ferocity that it’d be a shame to shrug off. But whether they’re playing mean or slightly-less-mean, the band’s grimy-yet-soulful sound insures something great will most likely rear its head on Summit. Down have a new record coming out this year and rumor has it so may Eyehategod. But in just five short years, Thou have proven themselves worthy of being mentioned in the same breath as those guys. With an already-daunting discography (the uninitiated may want to start with their Malfeasance-Retribution EP or their split with Mohoram Atta, then move on to one of the full lengths), they’re not just a band to watch out for, but one to anticipate.

-SO

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  • bucketochicken

    Shit, sounds good to me.

  • Genial Gentile

    This is what I’m talking about. Where’s the guy who was bitching about you not covering southern metal?

  • builtforsin

    Fuck, I wish someone with some motherfucking taste was doing this.

    It sure would be nice if there was a link to some music links! I suspect it was because Sammy didn’t actually find any (b/c he is a shitty poster)

    Regardless, if you go to the link in the article, and scroll down, all of their music is free for download. I downloaded this song, and thought it was pretty sucky, give it a shot! http://noladiy.org/mp3/thou/Rendon/01%20The%20Song%20of%20Illuminate%20Darkness.mp3

    • Hand Banana

      You suck. Thou art.

  • I killed a Dunky

    RULES

  • Three_Hundred

    No seriously, Thou is a great, underrated band. The Peasant LP and Black Sabbath cover set they did were utterly bonkers. Worth hearing.

  • http://noladiy.org/thou Bryan Funck

    This post is hilarious. Thanks for all the compliments.

    Look for us on the west coast this summer on the Thou / Moloch Fuck Your Face Off Summer 2010 Three Week Sojourn.

    You can download all of our records here for free:
    http://noladiy.org/thou
    Right now they’re just linked by song, but I’m about to zip the albums and add those.

    • bucketochicken

      Fuckin sweet. Thanks!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

      Shits epic, seriously. I’ll hav to check my schedule, but I’m going to try to make that greensboro, NC tour date. You know where you guys are playing there?

  • David Garland

    “queasy-and-dopesick-in-a-corner”….Is that supposed to be attractive?!?! Like, “hey you queasy-and-dopesick-in-a-corner babe, let’s snog. Just make sure you start off by doing something really exciting first, like puking in my mouth, or going into respiratory arrest.”

    Sheesh…you journalists and your drug culture.

    • festernaecus

      since when is sludge metal supposed to be attractive at all, you limey fuck? do you even listen to metal?

    • yetzer hara

      exactly. sorry real life isn’t about riding the wings of dragons to epic victory. for most people, specifically those who make southern doom, life sucks. the music is a reflection of how shitty and depressing day-to-day life is when you ain’t got shit. and of course, louisiana would be the most prolific contributor to doom… only in the birthplace of jazz would this beautifully disgusting creature crawl from the womb and into our ears.

      • dr. doom

        bryan funck is a dope fiend.

  • S M

    Correction: Bryan Funck is an EX-dope fiend.

  • Loves2spooge

    This band rules, best band going right now. Everything about Thou is what I am looking for in a band. Keep up the amazing momentum you guys have.