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POSSIBLY THE GREATEST LIST YET

 Thursday, January 21st, 2010 at 4:30pm by

Taking all this list-making business to new levels of silliness is The Gauntlet, who have posted a list of… the Top Ten Rivalries Involving Dave Mustaine.

That’s so ridiculous I can’t believe we didn’t think of it first.

Unfortunately, MetalSucks did not make the list (although there is a general heading that did make the list that I guess we’d fall under). But that’s okay, since it’s come to my attention that while a lot of cool musicians do read our site, Dave Mustaine is not one of them. Seriously. He has no fucking idea who we are. I can say anything I want with no consequence. Hi, Dave. You’re very popular and we all love you very much. So take a Xanax and calm down already, m’kay?

Read the entire list here.

-AR

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  • Caspar Colderson

    Two weeks from now, and Dave Mustaine will be a guest-writer for this site.

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

      Oh God, we can only hope so.

  • AATHD

    My guess is that Dave kicked off suicide shit sandwich because they were stinking up the tour.

  • Fixation

    They forgot Dave’s tiff with Jackson Guitars.

  • Discipleofthewatch

    Not like when Sharon Osbourne forced you to rescind and apologize for getting Ozzy’s information wrong, eh? You’re under Dave’s radar.

  • ColinJ

    Mustaine is a fucking cunt. So many people can’t be wrong about that.

    But he is also a genius and he should keep his fucking mouth shut and just concentrate on making great records.

  • Dave

    There are plenty more fueds than that involving Mustaine. I’d forgotten about the Mike Muir one. Typical Dave though, all bark and no bite. if he was such the martial arts badass he’s always claimed he would’ve accepted Muir’s challenge for an on-stage fist fight. Muir would’ve KO’d Mustaine in humiliating fashion. “And the Lord knows Muir ain’t going down”. LOL.

  • Jake Miller

    You guys rule! This is hella funny and I love Mustaine! Here is to ten new feuds in 2010. Maybe starting with the Girl Scouts because Dave had an allergic reaction to their cookies laced with coconuts.

  • Killer Kovarik

    I still love Dave and his music

  • Dani

    Suicide Silence deserved no better. They forgot the Dani Filth fued.

  • gooksftw

    YES get mustaine as a writer here!! id be like “uuhm.. guys.. what the hell is the G-I-N-G-E-R doing here??” every fucking post! xD

  • Fufkin

    Suicide Silence makes the list but Jackson guitars don’t!?
    And Poland has to be in there – or does a love/hate relationship not count as feudin’?

    Dave’s the only interesting personality in metal… for all the wrong reasons. Long live Megadave!

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hookinmouth.net

    This list is far from original. A similar list has been on Wikipedia for awhile now.

    • Jugglemonkey

      Dammit, beat me to it.

      I still think it’s funny that his feuds have their own fucking wikipedia page though.

  • http://twoja-stara-gra-metal.blog.onet.pl/ Simon

    “Mustaine finally became a fan of Pantera after Dime’s death in 2004.” – hahaha! That’s beautiful. What a cunt.
    Too bad he hadn’t written anything really good since Youthanasia.

  • SourDeez

    I think Dave Mustaine has been involved in almost as many feuds as Tupac Shakur. At least no one got shot.