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A HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH METAL

 Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 at 3:18pm by

I’m sorry, but a reader named Mike Garba sent this to us over the weekend, and I just got around to looking at it, and it’s fucking hilarious. And while I happen to be fortunate enough to have a blog that people read, I am going to use it to share this with as many people as I can. Because this is love. Pure love, all over your face.

So much better than Mike Shinoda.

-AR

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  • SourDeez

    I will add this to my list of “videos to show people who are peaking on hallucinogens”.

    • cosk

      hahaha yes

  • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

    I bet this kid lives on my block in Brooklyn. I love the Gameboy synth jams in the track. Everything about this is horrible and perfect. I hate Reggaeton.

  • Seb

    What are you talking about? This is the most metal thing you guys have posted recently! I mean he has fucking SKULLS on his t-shirt!

    • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

      And everyone knows that pink Yankees hats on 8 year old girls are kvlt as fuck.

      • Isaac

        Not to mention the fact that said 8 year olds are taking the position that “hoes” would in a rap video. *shudder*

  • Lady Death

    Don’t eat my burrito?

    • timmah

      haha that’s what i thought!

    • DustintheWind

      i dont know much spanish but it sounds like he’s saying the same thing the entire song hahahaha… made my day

  • Kàn I)))

    Fat Joe when he used to be a kid!

  • Horeshine

    Is that a kid or a midget? I can’t tell…

    • Lorenzo

      If it’s a midget then this becomes the most fucked up choice for back up dancers ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabsung-Lim/568375471 Gabsung Lim

    Cartman’s mexican twin?

    • Sambo

      FULL OF WIN!

  • jenderle7

    Is that a kid…or a Spanish Gary Coleman?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

      Fuck yeah! +1

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    HAHAHAHA 1:25 had me rolling.

    Someone should have been aborted.

  • andy morales

    watchin the fat underneath is his chin jiggle is worth watchin this

  • simplyhorrible

    ya know, the Mayans predicted this as one of the precursors to the coming apocalypse. even nostradamus made mention of the “slight but rotund harbinger of death.” just one more reason to pack your shit and bury yourself in a cave somewhere…

  • Manfred Nuggets

    Dino Cazares: Age 6.

  • metalguy

    DAAAAAAAMMMM! those is som fine bitchess.
    El nino mas burito= THE BOY WANTS MORE BURITOS HHAHAHHHAAAAAAA

    • Sandy n Papo

      nope!!! it means the cuttest boy, but yes, he wants more burritos

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Navarro/1025899902 George Navarro

    Sons of bitches like this child but adults, are the bringers of many Metalhead`s nigtmares on South America! There is nothing metal about this…… FUCK YOU METALSUCKS! FOR POSTING THIS SHIT!!!!!! I hope you all burn in hell……………

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    haha fat kid.
    and whats with the jailbait backup dancers?

    • Anselmowitz

      Man dem ho’s be bangin.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    I think….I had an aneurysm. Or s stroke. Not sure which.

  • Michelle

    Are those pre-teens his cousins or some shit? This is just wrong on so may levels.

    • Anselmowitz

      They are his meal.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

        epic win

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com shawnyouwillhate

    note the aeropostale gear….

  • Beeyotch

    “Habanero-naba-neato”

    Jose C.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

    God, rap sucks.

  • Brent

    Awesome. Just…Awesome. Best thing i’ve seen all day. Can’t stop watching. Thank You!

  • Bill Wasserman

    I weep for the future…

  • Winnieco

    The genre is called reggaeton…and the kid is saying “soy el niño mas gordito” “i’m the fatty” “soy el niño mas bonito” “i’m the most pretty” “Soy el niño mas llenito” “LOL i’m the most filled”…

  • akeldama

    That kid’s veins are going collapse.

    Therefore this actually IS metal.

  • Sarah

    those girls will be pregnant by the time they’re 14. hoodrats in the making.

  • Ziltoid

    This is wow.

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in AGES.

  • Name Not Applicable

    Everyone is commenting on how fat this kid is, but what about the annorexic 10 year olds behind him?

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

    dino? is that you?

  • Spike

    My god, Despised Icon really do suck

  • Trux

    this regaeton shit is like a plague here in mexico and southamerica…

    but hell… this is funny as shit….

  • Sammy

    I gotta ask, what exactly is that hand in the air, JO motion, anyway?

  • Jizzmaster3000

    What’s with the pedobait in the background?

  • http://www.philistineonthesidewalk.net Kodiak

    Oh damn, I didn’t know this kid had mad flows!

    http://www.fastfoodfree.org/Nutrition%20Obesity/fat-kits-eating-mcdonalds.jpg

    GIMME MAH BURRITO

  • Mitchell

    I wonder what NES game the producers ripped the background music off of…

  • Katia

    LMFAO!!
    im mexican and well, im ashamed of my country now!!