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FOOTAGE FROM PATIOZZFEST ’96

 Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 at 11:30am by

The always-brilliant Sergeant D. found the below video of some dude giving a one-man black metal performance… on the patio. Of his trailer. In case there was any doubt was kinda person this kid is.

It would appear that the audience for the show is somewhere between small and non-existent, but clearly that’s just because this dude’s manager sucks and didn’t know better than to make sure it was in his contract that he is never to take the stage any earlier than 9 p.m. Mayhem would never go on 6:37, for fuck’s sake.

Anyways, I’d accuse this guy of just trying to one-up Steven Tyler for idiotic places to do a show, but this was a good thirteen-plus years before Tyler’s already legendary set at Home Depot. So many this kid is just some kind of visionary.

-AR

  • cosk

    hahahahahahaha holy shit……

  • Honeynutzz

    Can you blame him. America is so boring.

  • John

    Holy lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/corpse555 Corpse555

    III… HAATTTEEE.. PEEEOPPPLLLEEE…

    WOW.. THAT’S SO FUCKIN’ LAME AND I ACTUALLY FEEL EBARRASSED WATCHIN’ THIS SHIT LOL.

  • Horeshine

    The brutality…

  • Facebook User

    If this came out on Southern Lord or Hydrahead, hipsters would totally buy it!

    • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

      Haha EXACTLY

  • Sean

    Blake Judd circa’ 1996?

    WHITE TRASH IS KRIEG -I-

  • cougar party

    fuck you all you haters! This was my Woodstock!!!

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    Haha… spandex shorts. Awesome.

  • Rachel

    I hate people, too.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    I’m a little confused as to whether this kid is “Satan’s God”, as in the god that Satan worships (which is pretty metal I guess), or he’s claiming that Satan IS God and thereby getting pretty fucking up in your face with some theological issues.

    You were never this deep as a ten year old.

  • yonder

    From a brief listen to this, what sounds like it’s supposed to be “Satan is God” or some such thing actually sounds like “still living with mom.” How appropriate.

  • CountScottchula

    What the FUCK was that?!? What.The.FUCK!!!!!?????? Okay, I get the angry message, but what was with the other guitars, the drum kit….like did the rest of the band realize this kid was a fucknut and blow off the gig? Or was he going to mix it up, do a bass set, a drum set, a guitar set….that was the redneckiest sack of fucking shit I have ever seen….but for all that the kid has guts, to do that in front of his friends (or whoever those wasters were), the cops, and never once lose character….so horrible it is fucking awesome! They shoulda beat the hell out of him at the end, that woulda kicked ass….

  • Facebook User

    It’s the Black Metal version of J-Roc, from the Trailer Park Boys.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXOpKN6J72A&feature=related&fmt=18 I found the other video. This guy is serious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-See/726690352 Jay See

    There’s at least 2 more videos of this guy on YouTube

  • Sammy

    I think he must just hate his neighbors….and why is there a drum kit?

  • Carbonthief

    this guy is AWESOME.