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SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 14)

 Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 at 3:34pm by

Here we have a bunch of clowns in black clothes with vampire-ish makeup using 4th generation Swedish metal riffs, breakdowns and alternating between screaming and auto-tuned vocals. How horribly, awfully, unbelievably generic. Fuck this band. Fuck them hard in their scrotums. So help me God if this band ends up with a record deal.

-VN



[Thanks: Matt Mitchell]

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  • http://www.myspace.com/skeeterbeets Skeeter

    I hate the look of the band.
    The bass actually sounds cool.
    I hate the drum tone.
    I hate the breakdown.
    I hate the vokillz.

    Only thing going for them in the video is that chicks nice knockers.

  • John

    That band has to have a record deal, did you see the set they’re playing on and the pyro and shit? Either that or they’re from california and have rich parents. Though, that wouldn’t suprise me, an astounding ammount of garbage comes out of that state. Not that I can talk, my state produced both the devil wears prada and attack attack.

    • John

      YOU GUESSED IT, Hollywood CA

      • gibberish

        Yeah, my state needs to die already

        • Dimebag6sic6

          oooh. Devil Wears Prada is a horrible band to come out of your state. You should check out the bands The Contortionist and Amarna Reign. Both bands to come out of Indianapolis. Pretty good stuff too

          • pariah

            i’ve heard The Contortionist and they are pretty fucking sweet!

    • xCOOCOOKALx

      fuck them. skeletonwitch makes up for it all!!!

    • Chadofdisforia

      Dude, my state is home to the used. That is worse than both of those haha

  • http://ihatejade.com/?id=1japi3153329oacnd59ftmp5ve6x2l jesus on the dashboard

    they will definetly get signed
    Fake vox= great screamer and singer to dumb kids who argue that kanye can sing like that on his own but everyone can do it now so they are all amazing singers
    Fake drums= OMGZ BEST DRUMMER EVER DID YOU HEAR HOW FAST HE PLAYS DUBBLE BASS HES LIKE JOEY JORDESON ONGZ!!11!
    Breakdowns= WERE HARDCORE AND TUFF OUR MUSIC ATRACTS MORE INVISIBLE NINJAS TO FIGHT THEN ALL THOSE OTHER BANDS COME FIGHT THEM OFF AT OUR SHOWS
    all of the above= next devil wears prada

    • tyler09

      attack attack minus the fuckin techno

  • Mike Arose

    Well the girls in the video was hot so that counts for something. But generic as fuck none the less

    • Aeturnum

      that girls from real world las vegas

      • Grymmbear

        I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED HER!!!

        Rayshele, I believe? Total ho’bag, too!

        • AATHD

          She should give this band herpes

          • Alex_P

            Probably has.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Michaels/197402551 Clayton Michaels

    Noisecreep has been pushing this band lately. I don’t know why. Or why I still read Noisecreep, for that matter…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Edwards/100000527928466 Brian Edwards

    Do people even like that auto-tune voice?

    • Facebook User

      thats not auto tune that kayne type shit is a vocal processing

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Donnie-Graham/100000276684042 Donnie Graham

        they use auto tune to produce that effect.

  • ceth carter

    this band has major success at Hot Topic written all over them. Unfortunately this is not the last you will see of this band by any stretch.

  • Daniel N.

    God, I hate autotune-core

    • GrindcoreKaraoke

      agreed, auto-tune is worse than nails on a fucking chalkboard, and combine that with below mediocre whatever-core……..words cannot describe the fail

      • Jugglemonkey

        You know, I never could hear autotune (shit is shit, no matter how you dress it), but this guy sounds like a fucking game boy’s mono beeps….. how the hell can people like that?

  • Genial Gentile

    Typewriter bass drum sound!!!
    BTW- the chick is some reality tv fame whore.

  • Maudlin

    Twilightcore?

    • cougar party

      you sir, just nailed it.

    • Sambo

      +1,000,000

    • John

      Respect.

      • edSW

        True.
        I’m honestly surprised they weren’t sparkling in the sunlight…

      • ColinJ

        A new genre is born.

        And hated.

    • Hey_Yo

      Genre creation Win

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

      Twicore for short?

      • Dave

        how about ‘shit’

    • orbital

      well done sir

  • tyler09

    actually this band is genious…

    Girls like Twilight
    Girls Like Attack Attack!

    so make a band that combines both and you have a goldmine..
    (and this wasnt that bad)

  • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

    Bahaha, I knew what band you were talking about before I even clicked on the video. Worse news: They’re playing fourth on the bill of Coachella on Friday (assuming I’m reading the poster right). That makes me weep.

    • John

      I think thats vampire weekend

      • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

        Yes, that was the point of my post.

        • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

          Ah, fuck, I messed up and got confused. Blasted bands with similar names…

  • Shnaz

    Sounds like Atreyu’s “The Curse” updated with auto-tuned vocals and organ. The singer should totally get a gold vampire grille.

  • Sambo

    The music isn’t all that bad but if you just get rid of the God-forsaken auto-tune garbage and the vampire makeup then this band could do well in my books. But right now, NOPE!

  • William Grimmkvlt

    Since there about 300 million retarded fat chicks who like Twilight they’ll probably like this band so we’ll probably be hearing more about these douchekings. UGH!

  • http://www.myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

    DEATH TO ALL BUTT METAL

    • Dimebag6sic6

      +10000 Interwebz to you sir.

  • ColinJ

    I lasted until about three words into the chorus.

  • Isaac

    What.
    The FUCK.

    This is an even shittier ripoff of Attack Attack!. They’re Twilight mallcore. Just awful.

  • canea

    Can someone with some free time make a video mashup of alll the metal videos that feature a hot chick running in the woods? seriously tired.

  • iheartsnuggles

    That bitch is Trishelle from the Real World: Las Vegas. A quick GIS will certainly turn up her playboy pics.

  • metalhead7517

    Fuck, could they show that pussy of a singer a bit more? There’s more to a band than the vocals!
    Anyway, this bands licks hairy ass holes. I’m gonna listen to some Dying Fetus to get that shit out of my system…

    • http://www.metalmaniacs.com Mike Riddick

      That makes two of us.

  • GG

    Hahahah, that video cheered up my evening. Love these shitstain posts, keep it up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    I’m crying blood. Not the good, ‘br00tL’ way of crying blood but the one only a band this God-awful could cause.

  • Evan

    What is this, the fucking Lost Boys?

  • Dom

    Good lord. This is like Metro Station and Attack Attack!’s love child.
    Garbage. Total hot-topicore..
    How unfortunate.

  • gee

    atreyu?

  • orbital

    fucking gay shit right here

  • Davidian

    Twilightcore

  • http://www.myspace.com/officialkalima tom cash

    this singer is what, maybe 20? and he has his hands tattooed? it’s like all those dudes on stuffyouwillhate… young kids covered in tattoos. where do they get the money for this? they should think this shit out, because this whole sortametalcore thing isn’t gonna pan out in the long run. compared to these dudes, i don’t have much coverage, but i still catch shit at work and from the family for it. i guess it’s a different generation. either way, fuck these dudes.

    sean mccabe from ink and dagger is rolling in his grave. if you’re in a band and its name isn’t ink and dagger, you should probably lay off the whole vampire thing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joel-Bailey/1624089874 Joel Bailey

      +1 for the I&D reference

  • Geekbeater

    FUCKING CRABCORE. These kids need to get beaten up or something. This is awful.

  • IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE

    I lasted exactly 1:03 and then I had an extreme urge to stab these guys in the face with a chainsaw. I wouldn’t have lasted that long, but the chick was kinda hot

  • Facebook User

    Yay my first addition to the site!!!!

    Sorry it had to be on these terms.

    For the love of god , look at their myspace: http://www.myspace.com/vampireseverywhere , its a giant pile of fail right from the getgo. Their “Stage” names are even funnier than those transvestitves in avenged sevenfold. Theirs drummer is lightly more alive though.

    • politude

      ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL +1

    • orbital

      well done sir!

  • Facebook User

    What the fuck? I fast-forwaded three times during the song… and every time it sounded exactly the same! Literally, I thought my clicking was fucked up.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    I would DL these guys if they didn’t have the stupid vocals and lyrical themes. The drumming was actually really cool, and the riffs were interesting enough… for an unsigned band. Get a real vocalist in there, let them grow musically, and you may find yourself a talented up and coming band. Let the flaming of my comment commence!

  • hayisforhorses

    Funny to think vampires originated from ye olde perceptions of bodies decomposing, skin tightening giving the impression that hair and nails were still growing after death and that the body must still in fact be alive.

    Somehow that image is now more palatable than this bullshit!

  • Jizzmaster3000

    To be honest I think these guys look old enough to know better.

  • Fufkin

    I went to the haunted woods and all I got was this lousy band.

  • Who Gives A Damn

    ohhh god, this shit is just straight-up whack, gay fuckin’ chorus, stupid haircuts and look like they should all be gangraped by wolves. God vampire trends are gay in the first place. Stupid fucks.

  • Billy

    This shit sounds like if A Skylit Drive and Bring me the Horizon butt fucked each other and gave birth to this bastard child of a band.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    The best part of the video was all this buildup, buildup, buildup, then… piano. WTF?

  • Facebook User

    this band sucks bad
    i do like the bass tone though

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Shit sandwich