SLASH, TRASH, AND BASH: THIS IS HOW A ROCK STAR BOOK SHOULD BE WRITTEN

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 at 1:25pm by

My never-ending pursuit of rock star book excellence continues. This week it’s Saul Hudson of Guns N’ Roses fame with his 2007 autobiography Slash, co-authored by Anthony Bozza, and it is the epitome of a killer rock star autobiography.

I had serious doubts about whether or not I was going to like this book. First off, I have no love for Guns N’ Roses beyond Appetite for Destruction. I was one of the band’s biggest fans behind the strength of their Live ?!*@ Like a Suicide EP and AFD. Once Lies came out though, I was done. Couldn’t stand it (the non-Suicide tracks, that is) or them. So that was strike one.

Strike two came in the form of co-author Anthony Bozza, who also performed the same chores on Tommy Lee’s horrendous autobiography Tommyland (read my review here). What a terrible book that was; I lay much of the blame on Bozza’s shoulders.

Obviously, I was skeptical about reading Slash.

I’m happy to report that my skepticism was unfounded. Slash kicks ass!

This book weighs in at an imposing 458 pages, and not a one of them is wasted. Hudson, a.k.a. Slash, goes through the whole spiel: birth, parents, youth, drugs, BMX bikes, more drugs, girls, drugs, booze, guitars, more drugs, bands, GN’R, drugs, success, Axl, groupies, break-ups, more drugs, etc.

If you’ve read one rock star autobiography, you’ve read them all, right? The failure or success of such a book lies in the organization and telling of the tale, obviously. Slash succeeds in both categories and pulls off the unthinkable: turning the most enigmatic figure from Guns N’ Roses into a likable (or unlikable, depending upon your own personal frame of reference) character who you want to learn more about as you flip through his book.

Of course, most of the dirt is here. The drug intake, the booze intake, the groupie intake all permeate the work. What sets Slash apart from some of the other books out there are the smaller details. Learning about how certain songs such as “Mr. Brownstone” were recorded is just as fascinating as learning about how much he loved to insert a needle into his arm; even more so. Or how he recounts the Axl Rose peculiarities that led to the band pulling out of a concert and was a precursor for a full-scale riot.

Slash is also not shy about calling out names as he writes about everyone from Mötley Crüe (seems he was not as enamored of Nikki Sixx as the latter was of him) to Dave Mustaine of Megadeth to the late porn star Savannah. He also does not pull punches when it comes to management, record label personnel, and most of all, his bandmates in Guns N’ Roses, especially troubled drummer Steven Adler and, of course, Axl.

Slash is not perfect. He has a weird habit of mentioning a subject or someone’s name and then assuring the reader that he “will get to that in a moment.” Once or twice is acceptable, but it occurs at least a dozen times throughout the book. Slash also has a weird tendency to skip around chronologically when it makes no sense to do so. There is nothing Pulp Fiction-esque or remotely artistic about it. It just seems to come across as a bit discombobulated in a few parts.

Finally, I am not convinced that the explanation of the demise of Guns N’ Roses is fully addressed. Yes, he talks about Axl’s penchant for not going on stage on time during the Use Your Illusion tour and the shitty legal maneuverings Axl pulled against him and the other Gunners, but Slash seems to stop a bit shy of supplying us with a full-on, balls-to-the-wall explanation as to why they all got their panties in a wad and called it a day. Furthermore, he seems to shirk responsibility for the demise of GN’R with his own abusive, drugged-out behavior.

These minor quibbles, however, don’t lessen the quality of this book in any way. They simply prevent the book from being the definitive rock star autobiography. But it comes pretty damn close.

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(4½ out of 5 horns)

-CM

Corey Mitchell is a best-selling author of true crime books and founder of In Cold Blog. Join him on Facebook and Twitter. His next book, SAVAGE SON, can be pre-ordered now.

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  • gauche

    i totally dug this book, but i don’t think it’s got anything on The Dirt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      I own THE DIRT but have not read it yet. Right now, I’m plowing through as many rock bios from the library as I can get my hands on.

      • RobotScythe

        Have you read Lemmy’s “White Line fever”?

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

          Not yet. I own it, but have not gotten to it yet. Have you read it? What’d you think?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-He/749730660 Richard He

            It’s basically a series of anecdotes, written VERY conversationally. Worth a read, but very far from definitive – though I don’t really see Lemmy as the type to psychoanalyse himself, or even reminisce that much in reality.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Petrocelli/519197405 Sara Petrocelli

          That book is the master of them all.

  • Deven

    “Furthermore, he seems to shirk responsibility for the demise of GN’R with his own abusive, drugged-out behavior.”

    I might be wrong, but wasn’t everyone in the band in the band sober by the time they broke up?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      The quote you pulled is in reference to a time period of years as opposed to the simply the final axe. As for the band’s sobriety, I can’t remember when Slash supposedly got sober. His recent musical output leads me to wonder. ;)

      • Deven

        Thanks for clarifying

      • stu1

        Pretty sure neither he nor Sorum were sober during Velvet Revolver.

  • cougar party

    I really enjoyed this book too. I agree that Slash does seem somewhat guarded when giviing all the reasons GnR split up, but I felt he did a good job of expressing his personal reasons for leaving.

    Also, his excitement regarding Velvet Revolver seems pretty funny in hindsight now that they had such a terrible and public break up relatively soon after the book came out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      I felt he did a good job of expressing his personal reasons for leaving.

      But he really didn’t go into the personal reasons. He repeated (a couple of times at least) that his reasons were 1) Axl was late getting on stage too often; 2) that he was upset that Axl wanted to make him and the rest of the band hired guns; and I can’t remember the third reason. It all seems very legally worded as if his attorneys told him to be careful about what he wrote.

      • stu1

        Well, yeah.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

          @stu1: Well said.

      • cougar party

        Those seem like legitimate reasons to me; albeit carefully worded. Obviously he didn’t want to start up another spat with Axl.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

          I agree those are completely legitimate reasons, but they’re business reasons. I really wanted to hear Slash say what he really felt about Axl and how he completely drove him nuts (or didn’t). Instead, he ends up defending him most of the time. Just seemed like a bit of a copout after 350 pages of laying out the dirt on everyone else.

          • cougar party

            yeah, i hear you. He never quite lets loose. A nice honest rant from Slash would have been awesome…and probably therapeutic for him.

  • Facebook User

    great book . i read it. loved it. slash is one of the history’s realest rock stars. a living cartoon character.

    btw: how in the fuck do you not like Lies? are you on fucking crack?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      Easy. By the time LIES came out, I had already played AFD on my radio program a few hundred times, seen the band live at least 7 or 8 times, and was completely sick of them. I’m sure some of it had to to with being an elitist 23-year-old metalhead at the time. That and the fact that I already had half of the album several years before (L?!*@LAS). Too me, it simply felt like a stop-gap measure between albums dictated by the label to keep selling product.

      I gave up crack in third grade.

  • Mike

    Judging from what I read in the book, Slash seems to have reservations about Scott Weiland even at that point. I enjoyed reading “Slash,” which is probably one of the better, if not the best, rock autobiographies out there. Good review too, you pretty much covered how I felt about the book. I never knew how he felt about the members of the second incantation of Slash’s Snakepit, but that would probably explain why they only put out that one (mediocre) album.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      Thanks, Mike. And you are right abut the Weiland reservations. I’m not sure how smart it was for one “ex-junkie” to seek out another ex-junkie to join your band if you are trying to get clean. It’s like he was merely exchanging one problem manchild for another one — with a serious drug addiction.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joel-Bailey/1624089874 Joel Bailey

    Great book… I loved how he described the insanity surrounding the Use Your Illusion sessions… That would drive anyone bonkers.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      The thing that stuck in my brain was how Slash, Duff, and crew would record their parts, mix it, and then FedEx to Axl in his Malibu mansion, who would then dictate notes, send them back to the studio, and then mixing would commence until all parties were happy. Sounds completely ludicrous.

      • Facebook User

        yea. that’s no way for a band to operate. but they’re not the only ones who did that. Pantera did that with their last two records. recording all the music in texas and shipping the demos to Phil in new orleans.

  • http://deathstar330.blogspot.com Tom

    Dude, get into these books, these reviews are half assed. Slash’s rewriting of history is entertaining, but far from essential rock reading. The piece of shit should’ve done time after the bassist from Jetboy died in his hotel room, but ol slippery Slash got out of that one, huh? ps: the reason Slash left GnR? Two words, Paul Huge. Readers- MICK WALL’s W.A.R. book is the only GnR book you need.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      I’m writing quick internet reviews of rock books, not mini-dissertations. More words don’t make for better reviews. Just because you don’t like Slash as a person, or believe he should be imprisoned, does not make this book any less essential. Now run off and listen to Death Magnetic.

      • http://deathstar330.blogspot.com Tom

        I’ll run off and listen to Death Magnetic once you get off your knees
        and listen to Chinese Democracy.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

          You obviously have the monopoly on crappy music, so you can have both. Meanwhile, your mom tasted really sweet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Cunningham/100000167213200 Brandon Cunningham

    I really enjoyed this book. and if you did I highly recommend Motley Crue: The Dirt some of the shit in that book had me laughing out loud plenty of times! those guys antics make Slash seem like a normal person!

  • Peter

    I’ve just started reading this courtesy of a fellow metal fan at work. Liking it so far, and I’ve actually laughed out loud at one or two things. I’m not the fastest reader so I’ll be working at it for a while yet. But good stuff!

  • All Out War

    Can’t be better than The Dirt…impossible.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      Have you read it yet? I have not read THE DIRT yet, so I cannot compare the two.

  • Peter

    Read both. Both are good but The Dirt is so much better.

    Slash does get a bit wooly in places and still leaves a fair few gaps. The Dirt is great. Takes you through the lives of all four band members right from the start and even has accounts written by other people involved with the band i.e. Corabi and their manager. They don’t hide anything (or very little) and since it’s from accounts of all four members you hear about many incidents from each of their perspectives. In short read The Dirt, you won’t be dissapointed. It’s the best thing Motley Crue have released since Dr Feelgood.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Cunningham/100000167213200 Brandon Cunningham

      hahaha you got to love the double sided stories of all the fights between band members hahaha. and nikki vs ozzy snorting ants and licking piss. i would definatly give it a read corey im also interested in your opinion on it.

  • Owen

    The Dirt is definitely better written.

    Slash’s book disappointed me, half of it was just about Slash waking up and taking heroin ad nauseam, which whilst sounding exciting actually gets very dull half way through, when you’re looking for some actual content and not just Slash telling you repeatedly over and over again how he was a junkie.

  • Here

    Awesome book. Slash is one of the greatest guitar players of all time. If you are a big guns and roses fan and a big Slash fan, I recommend you get this book. He tells alot of trippy stories.