AND THE WINNER OF THE BTBAM KNOXVILLE SHOW CONTEST IS…

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 at 3:44pm by

…some dude named Joey! He wins two tickets to see BTBAM at the Bijou Theatre in Knoxville this Friday night, two meet and greet passes for the same show, a BTBAM hoodie, a BTBAM t-shirt, and a copy of BTBAM’s latest release, The Great Misdirect, to have signed by the band at the meet and greet. Be jealous of Joey.

And in case you’re curious, here’s his winning entry:

I’ll be honest I really need to win.

Not just because I want to meet the band.

But because I am currently without any clothing.

So a shirt and a hoodie would be the bee’s knees.

Oh and I want to see Cynic.

To help with the decision making process I have included a pie chart to thoroughly illustrate my point.

  • Spanky

    Damn…that’s a great entry and he deserved to win

  • Ajax

    Shit, I guess I should have made a fucking pie chart and put as little effort into it as possible. Might have won then, hah.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Sterling-Rice/1030080162 James Sterling Rice

    damnshitfuckshit.

  • Lindsey

    that pie chart is a lie the only band he mentioned in his entry was fucking Cynic, shitasscockballs

    • JOnny fIve aces

      JOEY IS A LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

      • JOnny fIve aces

        sorry I meant “JOEY”

        • Lindsey

          I didnt say he was a liar…I said his pie chart was…which I guess would make him a non-truther, and thats some true facts

  • Discipleofthewatch

    Woo, nice pie chart, Joey.

  • Trux

    Hey Metalsucks… by that you mean that Joeys was really the only entry…

    because you know…. being the winning entry, that was pretty lame…

  • TXHellbilly

    Agreed

  • Ajax

    I mean, it was semi-funny..But you know they already have a contest for semi-funny enteries with their “Funny Photo Caption”. And we waited a day extra to be snubbed. Sweet.

    • Ajax

      Speaking on the waiting an extra day. This is what probably happened. MS staff totally forgot about the contest and after receiving a bunch of emails from people wanting to know who won they were like OH SHIT! WE FORGOT! So they went to the actual post and skimmed through to find the one that was the shortest/funniest(lol) and then noticed it had a pie chart. OOOH COLORS! I love colors! And pies! oooh and charts! So they probably didn’t even bother to read any of the other entries. And seeing as how this was posted at 3:44PM I would assume that this wasn’t an automated post.

      But, I could be wrong.

  • mickey luv

    btbm and not cynic or devy headlining is definite proof that life ain’t fair….