DANGERS, WILL ROBINSON! DANGERS!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 at 4:15pm by

Hardcore has a template–musically and lyrically–which is why it’s always so gratifying when artists in that scene take this potentially limiting construct and do something unique with it. Dangers, a Los Angeles-based hardcore act, does just that on Messy, Isn’t It?, their potent and thought-provoking new album. Fronted by the eloquent Al Brown and featuring Graf Orlock’s Justin Smith, the band’s approach to the sound pops, fizzles, and explodes with eccentricity, angularity, and, yes, brutality. But don’t just take my word for it; TAKE A LEAK!

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“Stay At Home Mom” opens the album with a fucking scathing indictment of shoddy parenting and the disaffected children it yields. I’ve posted the lyrics below (along with a few tour dates) so you can scream and rage along with Dangers. Like what you hear? Then why not order the LP/CD combo right now before it sells out?!

“Stay-At-Home Mom”
Why didn’t you kill yourself today?
What cross, what coupon, what cathode ray
Put the joie de vivre in your diseased heart?
How Anne Hathaway
How Peg Bundy thou art
Hey, sugar:
Prove to me that the air you breathe
Wasn’t better served by the leaves of a tree.
You’re but a breeder, tax break receiver
With menopause sweats
A TV tray and a mosh pit son
Who wastes the marrow of his bones
Jumping into these drums.
Please tell him: Don’t stand so close to me.
See, I know your children because I’ve been your children
And us children, hopeful children
‘Cause we may sing these songs of protest,
Cast our ballots too, forego meat and
Ride our bikes and get our band’s stupid tattoo
But it means nothing – nothing – when we get eaten by the sun.
Que sera, Que sera
For, whatever there is will soon be all gone.
So what’s wrong with a song
That asks wherefore and why have you lived this long?
A purpose? You want a reason?
Stop believing or stop needing the answers.
There are no answers except the sun, the sun, the sun.
While you sit on your couch
And wait up for your boy
We’re polluting his mind with this

March 12th: 924 Gilman – Berkeley, CA (w/ Sabertooth Zombie, Drowning w/ our Anchors, Owen Hart, and Power)
March 13th: Fresno, CA
March 14th: Los Angeles, CA
March 18th: Victoria, BC
March 19th: Vancouver, BC
March 20th: Seattle, WA
March 21st: Tiki House
March 25th: The Smell – Los Angeles (w/ Narrows)

-GS

[Gary Suarez usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No. He is also quitting Twitter at the end of the week]

  • Lybrium

    Hmm, not bad at all, but it sure falls short of the album title, for hardcore, this sounds clean, tight, and…slow.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    I hate to be the Negative fuckin Nancy today but goddamn those lyrics are all over the place

    “It means nothing once were eaten by the sun?”

    Sorry, Pass.

    • themasses

      lern about supernovas.

      • http://www.myspace.com/metalmedicine KillaKyle

        Oceanography taught me that we are organisms based from ancient stars. Not just us, but everything on this planet.

        ANYWAYS, I love these lyrics. But I have yet to listen to the music. It’s kinda hard to get me away from listening to metallic hardcore these days. I love Integrity, Ringworm, Living Hell, Rise and Fall because of their brash playing styles that send me in to a hate induced trance.

  • MetalRod

    I liked it.

  • aids robot

    you should cover gaza and trap them, since im not a hardcore fan but i love those bands other people might like them

    • themasses

      wtf you tryna say? “since im not a hardcore fan but i love those bands other people might like them” ??? there are articles about gaza/trap them: lern 2 search

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dru-Morrison/1641060092 Dru Morrison

    The beat the dude has in his vocals remind me Ink & Dagger. It’s decent.

  • Sammy

    I do like how the lyrics “jump into these drums” does just that.

  • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

    Actually dig the music, but this line is especially funny to me:

    “Prove to me that the air you breathe
    Wasn’t better served by the leaves of a tree.”

    Uh, plants “breathe” carbon dioxide, dude.

    • moldytoast

      Technically you breathe in “air”, which is a combination of many gases..among them carbon dioxide. Your lungs filter the oxygen out from the air. Science lesson on a metal site. Who would’ve known?

  • Facebook User

    I ordered one, it will look nice next to my Doomriders/Disfear Vinyl.

  • Sacajawea

    The audience quickly turned on Dane Cook once they realized he doesn’t really have any good jokes.

    Oh wait, this isn’t the caption contest is it?

    • MetalRod

      +1,000,000

  • Shanx!

    This guy must have some serious baggage, cuz stay at home moms are probably the stupidest target to go after in your song.

    • kelfro

      YES! So, nobody is supposed to breed according to this lyricist?

  • JOnny fIve aces

    It wouldn’t be a “potentially limiting construct” though, would it? If anything it’s a “framework” since you were referring to hardcore’s “template” (whose very existence I would debate). The construct is what is constructed (obvious enough, right?), while the template is the model upon which the construct is based. Still, I wouldn’t use the term “construct” at all here.

  • Ian

    What???? Gary Suarez promoting shitty music on this site?????? I thought this was a metal website

  • change

    Dangers fucking rules. My friends’ band always plays with these guys and I really dig them.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    I like how it’s hardcore punk. As opposed to a bunch of assholes with digitech death metal pedals pumping aimless 1-finger-breakdown riffs.

    Well done. :) Also, a very good shot at suburbia. We need more songs like this.

  • http://vague-news.blogspot.com Clarky Cat

    I find it strange there are so many readers who can’t see a connection between hardcore punk, noise-rock etc with metal.

    It’s clear Gary’s not as big on the heavier end of the metal spectrum as he features a lot of hard rock bands. I don’t necessarily think this is a bad thing. I came from a scene where alternative music in general was grouped together. You’d go to a rock show and see a metal band, a punk band, a thrash band, a ska band etc. It was beautifully diverse and allowed you to see a plethora of alternative acts.

    This is why I could never restrict myself to just listening to metal. Some of the people here could use this approach to music. There’s some awesome shit out there in the rock/punk world.

    One of the best things about it is you usually don’t have to listen to a stupidly loud, triggered drum-kit.

  • djabthrash

    Cool song indeed !

    Reminds me of some early Vision of Disorder and some Glassjaw as well.