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ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED

Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm by

Christmas may be long gone but we’re always in the Antichrist spirit here at the MS Mansion. We’ve finally chosen the winners of our annual Antichrist Christmas Contest in which we unload upon you, our loyal readers, the dozens and dozens of promo CDs and swag we received throughout the previous year.

This year we asked you to tell us why you hate the holidays. The winners are:

Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton, DD, Uber-Suckalo groverXIII and Gecko.

We won’t re-post their winning entries here because some of them are pretty long, but you can always go and find them on the contest entry page if you’re curious.

Congrats and enjoy!

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  • Facebook User

    Congrats, although both Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton and DD used the same type of layout. IE, I hate the holidays because/next sentence/ I hate the Holidays because. Enjoy your stuff though.

  • DD

    Thank you Metalsucks.

    • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

      Ruh Roh! DD we used the same layouts! I guess we are a couple of hacks! Next time let’s bring more dignity to a internet contest! We are truly the Jeff Foxworthy’s of Metalsucks! “You might be a redneck if” (I hate the holidays because…next sentence!).

      Thanks MetalSucks! I can’t wait for the cd’s!

      • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

        Nice job, guys.

        • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

          And same to you my friend!

          • DD

            Thanks, Great job to you both and congrats as well.

  • Kuranes

    It’s a sad day when a viking-metal-themed rendition of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” doesn’t win a big box of random junk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

    Wouldn’t it just be “Antichristmas”?

  • Discipleofthewatch

    Congratulations, Grover! You are the shit!

    Yes, it would be Antichristmas, Mr. Powell.

    • Gaia

      Yeah, hating the holidays has never been so productive! Well done Mr XIII

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      Thanks, guys. I strive to entertain.

  • Deven

    Still waiting on that Surprise package from Century Media, unless theres a second Deven Simmons that reads this site.

    • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

      yeah man, whats up with that? im waiting 4 mine 2…

  • Ziltoid

    Congrats, guys, especially grover. Maybe one of the albums you get might have a cover that resembles 2 Girls 1 Cup.

    • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

      I’m hoping one of the albums I get contains the contents of the cup in question! Curiously I can conceive a chain of cups containing the contents of said cup in a cuckold involving the girls candidly caressing the cover of CD’s this Christmas contest has cast towards me!

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      That would be fucked up.

      And Zilty, you never did take up my invite to start commenting on my site. Tomorrow’s Shitty Music Saturday promises to be a fun one with Hollywood Undead stepping up to the plate.

      • Ziltoid

        I have set up a special new email address and avatar for this occasion!

  • SolaceInNothing

    Gecko doesn’t deserve a box of cd’s he is always knee deep in BOX!

    • Gecko

      Awww thanks dude! You know me so well! And thank you MetalSucks for the hookup!