IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH
Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm by Vince NeilsteinMy car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking pissed. One side effect of being a pantsless blogger is that sometimes you get a little comfortable and forget to do things like move your car when you’re supposed to (and I swear, I didn’t poke any smot today!). Before I go pay $185 to get my shitty fucking 1988 Honda Accord back, I’ll recap what happened this week on MetalSucks. Fuck the world.
- You say to-MAY-to, I say to-MAH-to… when it comes to band names.
- We debuted a fresh track by Dangers.
- Trivium canned drummer Travis Smith causing you all to argue incessantly about the tr00/false metalness of Trivium. Oceano also lost a member, causing the MetalSucks Mansion to rejoice while Suarez wept in the corner. Meanwhile Periphery’s ex-singer joined a band that sounds just like Periphery and even includes one of their [key] members.
- We spoke with Ihsahn and invited all of you to speak with Dark Tranquillity’s Mikael Stanne.
- Atreyu’s drummer’s wife wants to save rock and roll but apparently doesn’t want to save correct usage of the French language.
- Sammy O’Hagar likee Fear Factory. Axl Rosenberg no likee Fear Factory.
- Eyal is conducting an experiment. Have fun sifting through 385 demos, buddy.
- White Wizzard released the best video ever of the week.
Bye.
-VN
And last but certainly not least Marta Aint no “Broke ass Kristen Randall” (atreyu drummer wifey)
Come together like buttcheeks
Only $185 in NY?! It’s almost $100 more where I live. I gotta get out of this fucking state!
I’m glad i dont live somewhere that requires me to remember to go move my car out of my parking space everyday. That shit is whack.
You don’t have street sweeping?
no, i have a driveway.
Sucks to be you!
You guys need way more unprofessional, late night posts that discredit any little amount of credence that you asses have. Booze should be as much of a late night muse as any early morning caffeine product should be. I read this shit at night, I demand that said product should meet my needs!
Fuck your car. Use the transit system…or ride a fucking bicycle, or a skateboard, or a pogo stick.
Worst week indeed
So if you are ever in New York and see some guy eating a bagel with no pants on as he walks to his 1988 Honda Accord…
You might just have seen Vince Neilstein.
Check this out……
I just got back from the METAL Bar in Brussels..I have no idea what the actual name of it is. Its in he Gay (read Homersexual District) of the city. I had an absolue fabulous fucking time. I went with my best friends. Kyle, Joe, Frye, Tara. Thy didnt play any recent shit….But yknow what they broke out with “The Jack”By AcDc. It was goddamn fantastic. Im still drunk as fuck. I dont care. It was the tits.
It was mostly classic rock. (they played Master of Puppets Backwards??!!) But fuck dude. it wa great.
Thats all for now.Im sure ill get flamed for this
I dont know wh i posd this diatribe here……..
Fuck it..
Work drugs……………………………………………..
sorry guys…its now 2:35 pm the next day. That wont happen again.
Steppup fo Retsam!
Is a 1988 Accord actually worth $185?
Also, fuck places that make your move your car every one or two days.
Sung to the tune of “Fuck The Neighbors” by Natas: ‘Fuck, fuck, fuck your car’ http://f.imagehost.org/0689/metalsuckspogo.jpg
who honestly says to-MAH-toe? I’ve never heard anyone say it that way outside of that adage.
People in Kansas, who also incidentally mispronounce most of the words in the English language. A guy missing his tongue, trying to speak in a Cockney accent, is to the proper British accent as Kansas dialect is to standard American English.