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Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH

 Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm by

My car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking pissed. One side effect of being a pantsless blogger is that sometimes you get a little comfortable and forget to do things like move your car when you’re supposed to (and I swear, I didn’t poke any smot today!). Before I go pay $185 to get my shitty fucking 1988 Honda Accord back, I’ll recap what happened this week on MetalSucks. Fuck the world.

Bye.

-VN

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  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    And last but certainly not least Marta Aint no “Broke ass Kristen Randall” (atreyu drummer wifey)

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      Come together like buttcheeks

  • bearbomb

    Only $185 in NY?! It’s almost $100 more where I live. I gotta get out of this fucking state!

  • ceth carter

    I’m glad i dont live somewhere that requires me to remember to go move my car out of my parking space everyday. That shit is whack.

    • stu

      You don’t have street sweeping?

      • ceth carter

        no, i have a driveway.

  • moses valenzuela

    Sucks to be you!

  • Jason Cleland

    You guys need way more unprofessional, late night posts that discredit any little amount of credence that you asses have. Booze should be as much of a late night muse as any early morning caffeine product should be. I read this shit at night, I demand that said product should meet my needs!

  • pigchop

    Fuck your car. Use the transit system…or ride a fucking bicycle, or a skateboard, or a pogo stick.

  • http://www.myspace.com/autocratrock Prvt Pyl

    Worst week indeed

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    So if you are ever in New York and see some guy eating a bagel with no pants on as he walks to his 1988 Honda Accord…

    You might just have seen Vince Neilstein.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Check this out……

    I just got back from the METAL Bar in Brussels..I have no idea what the actual name of it is. Its in he Gay (read Homersexual District) of the city. I had an absolue fabulous fucking time. I went with my best friends. Kyle, Joe, Frye, Tara. Thy didnt play any recent shit….But yknow what they broke out with “The Jack”By AcDc. It was goddamn fantastic. Im still drunk as fuck. I dont care. It was the tits.

    It was mostly classic rock. (they played Master of Puppets Backwards??!!) But fuck dude. it wa great.

    Thats all for now.Im sure ill get flamed for this

    I dont know wh i posd this diatribe here……..

    Fuck it..

    Work drugs……………………………………………..

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      sorry guys…its now 2:35 pm the next day. That wont happen again.

      • DemonicLemming

        Steppup fo Retsam!

  • DemonicLemming

    Is a 1988 Accord actually worth $185?

    Also, fuck places that make your move your car every one or two days.

  • pigchop

    Sung to the tune of “Fuck The Neighbors” by Natas: ‘Fuck, fuck, fuck your car’ http://f.imagehost.org/0689/metalsuckspogo.jpg

  • bretton

    who honestly says to-MAH-toe? I’ve never heard anyone say it that way outside of that adage.

    • DemonicLemming

      People in Kansas, who also incidentally mispronounce most of the words in the English language. A guy missing his tongue, trying to speak in a Cockney accent, is to the proper British accent as Kansas dialect is to standard American English.