• http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com DemiGodRaven

    Manowar are the only band so hardcore they recorded their last single in sixteen different languages.

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      Beatallica did it in 14 languages with ‘All You Need Is Blood’

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

        16 is more hardcore than 14.

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    • Miguel_G

      You forgot that they actually signed their 1st record contract with their blood. Literally.

  • Nice shirts

    I really like their shirts. Or are they vests? Virts?

    • james

      words cannot describe how special that was

  • childrenwhoinsertcrayonsintotheiranuses

    jeez,do these geezers NOT have a song about metal?

    what the fuck? do they just write “______ Of Metal”,fill in the blank and have a song?

    holy fuck

  • Heavy Metal

    Great band, or greatest band ever?

    • shreddy_lee

      GREATEST BAND EVER!

      my friends and i made a drinking game to this song

      take a drink everytime he says a form of metal (metal, steel, iron..) and “drink to”. get schwasted

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juanma-Perera/1622754860 Juanma Perera

    COCK METAL. DeMaio is a little bit “Cock Friendly”

  • Rodt

    Well that wasn’t crap….at all!

  • Lorenzo

    I know the song’s bad. I keep telling myself I hate it and wonder why they’re so passionless when they perform….but damnit BROOOOOOOOOOOOTHERS OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETALL!

    FISTS IN THE AIR ARHARHAGAENHHbsfmnwkhwkh!

  • Dave

    Manowar is the best band of all time. If you don’t like Kings of Metal you should consider shoving a led pipe up your ass.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Jugglemonkey Jugglemonkey

    I still can’t hear this without thinking of D&D. It was practically written for it.

    • ThisIsNecessary

      Blind Guardian…Agalloch, Edguy, Elvenking, Fintroll, Ensiferum, Korpiklaani…well you get the idea.

    • Facebook User

      More in the vein of Rolemaster. You know, fighting for REAL Role-playing Games!

  • Colin

    Halford at his campest was never as gay as Manowar.

    I understand they’re big shit live, but every Manowar record I’ve ever heard sounds like tinny shit. Maybe becasue of that gay-ass pseudo-bass that Joey DiGayo plays.

  • Rodt

    Why the obsession with things up bottoms???&%@!!….Oh its Manowar ,the band that set new standards in homo-eroticism that even the leather community fails to achieve….and after carefully considering ‘sticking a lead pipe up my arse the verdict is in….its still crap!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

      Even so, you should respect these guys for sticking to what they know: Brotherhood, leather chaps, Metal, and their audience(D&D). I give them mad props for this, considering how many bands sold out at the first sign of a fan base.

      • Rodt

        Don’t take me seriously matey i like to take the piss!….I do ( and I know i’m kinda contradicting myself here) respect the guys for actually playing instruments and performing without the bullshit tape back ups and other crap that seems to be so acceptable these days….anyone who gets up on a stage and actually plays has my respect….and as far as taking the piss…on this site it’s much needed,a lot of folks take things way to seriously!

  • americanfckinghatred

    Gayest band ever…. blows my mind how theyre fuckin huge in europe when they cant even fill up a bar in brooklyn.

    • DemonicLemming

      While I admit I love power metal (which is often called the cheesiest type of metal by Americans, even though I personally think death metal holds that title), Manowar is so cheesy, the entire state of Wisconsin is jealous.

  • Alex_P

    I love just how shitty the guitar solo is. If I was more of a hipster, I’d go out and buy all their albums.

  • RobotScythe

    What’s really funny is alot of people who slag on guys like KISS think these cheesy caricatures are great.