GET THE TISSUES: MASTODON ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH BTBAM, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR

Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 9:24am by

Real metalheads only stage their own personal Whackin Festival with black tissues

Given the staggering number of e-mails we’ve received from you guys since The PRP broke the story last night, I’m not really sure if I’m telling any of you anything you don’t already know, but just in case:

MASTODON, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR ARE ALL TOURING TOGETHER THIS SPRING

Yes, that is glorious news. I’ve never seen Valient Thorr live, but I do enjoy their music, and the other three bands are all great live. So there isn’t really much else to say here beyond, y’know, go to this.

Dates after the jump.

April 16th Charleston, SC – Music Farm
April 17th Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theater
April 18th Richmond, VA – The National
April 20th Baltimore, MD – Rams Head
April 21st Sayreville, NJ – Starland Ballroom
April 22nd Hartford, CT – Webster
April 23rd Worcester, MA – Palladium
April 24th Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
April 26th Pittsburgh, PA – Palace Theater
April 27th Rochester, NY – Water Street
April 29th Grand Rapids, MI – Orbit Room
April 30th Indianapolis, IN – Vogue
May 01st Columbia, MO – Blue Note
May 03rd Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater
May 04th Tucson, AZ – Rialto
May 05th San Diego, CA – House Of Blues
May 07th Pomona, CA – Fox
May 08th Oakland, CA – TBA
May 09th Reno, NV – Knitting Factory
May 10th Eugene, OR – McDonald Theater
May 11th Spokane, WA – Knitting Factory
May 13th Billings, MT – The Shrine
May 14th Fargo, ND – The Venue
May 15th Omaha, NE – Sokol Hall
May 16th Lawrence, KS – Liberty Hall
May 18th Madison, WI – Orpheum
May 19th Urbana, IL – Canopy Club
May 20th Memphis, TN – Minglewood
May 21st Knoxville, TN – Valarium
May 22nd Lexington, KY – Busters

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    wow, the one-in-ten tour that doesnt have an NYC stop. guess im heading to jersey for this one. not so bad i guess, but ill miss the “HOW YOU DOING NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY?!?!?!?!” oh well…

    • myke

      such a boner of a tour i’m sad no nyc dates and i hate jeresy

    • Natalie

      Oh wow. Truck your asses down to Starland and shut up. We all have to travel into NYC for shows and rarely get shows around us (in Central Jersey). Boo hoo. God forbid there is one thing you CAN’T walk to.

      • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

        i dont mean to be a new yorker elitist asshole, cuz i hate those guys, but did you really just compare central jersey to NYC? really? REALLY?
        ps. i drove to philly for 3 of my last 5 shows , so screw off

        • Big Tricky

          Um…no, I don’t think she did.

    • stu1

      That’s why it’s called a secondary market tour.

    • SourDeez

      For Mastodon, I will definitely suck it up and drive to NJ. It’s not that far, and I can pick up some slightly cheaper cigarettes while I’m at it.

  • Honeynutzz

    No Canada :(

    • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

      No Europe dates either. One up that.

      • http://www.graphicdesignartist.net FuckethThineSelf

        Or philly… WTF, we always give them a full crowd and they owe us after that SHITTY performance on the Dethklok tour!

        • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

          what was so bad about that show? i drove from NYC for that one (cuz i couldnt make the hammerstien show) and i thought it was worth every mile

          • http://www.johnkanesmith.com FuckethThineSelf

            i thought they sounded like shit most of the set… like they didnt get warmed up until cracke the sky was over. either they were bored of playing it or didnt try cause they knew the whole teenybopper audience was there for dethkock. converge owned that night anyway.

            i saw them do cracke the sky at the TLA on the tour before that too and that show was fucking amazing!

          • SourDeez

            The first Hammerstein show was amazing, they were really on it that night. But as great as they are, it’s really a wild card when it comes to their live performances. Sometimes they come out and bring the fury, and then sometimes it seems like they’re too fucked up to speak, let alone play epic metal songs. But that’s half the fun, you never know which Mastodon you’re gonna get.

  • CARTER

    YES VERMONT HAHA

  • The Dude

    HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Probably the closest-to-perfect tour lineup I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life. First show I would actually kill myself for missing, especially since I’ve never seen any of them, and I worship all of them (VT is okay too). I’m at a loss for words right now. I’m going to be worried about not having tickets until I actually have them.

  • iolanach

    You fucking lucky bastards.

  • builtforsin

    I WILL be at this tour. Im SOOOO happy I decided not to go to the fake-orgasm tour, this will rule so much harder!

  • fritz

    No Canadian dates :(

  • !?!

    Another tour-related post; another reference to ejaculate.

  • Ryan

    Fuck Yes

  • John

    No ohio, I’d only go for baroness anyway

  • Skeletonwitchcraft

    April 26th Pittsburgh, PA – Palace Theater

    i just shown my O face

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    Looks like I’m traveling to Worcester

  • halloway

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

  • http://dcmetalreview.wordpress.com/ Dan-O

    No Colorado date. Why is this happening?!

  • http://deathstar330.blogspot.com Tom

    Fuck the kleenex, how about a pillow for the hippie music Mastodon are gonna put you to sleep with? Call me when they stop referring to themselves as “Art Rock”.

    • stu1

      What’s it like being a mullet?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Haley/100000418183582 Nick Haley

        1

      • The Ghost of D. Boon

        Hilarious considering Bill Kelliher actually HAS a mullet

  • Doug

    Albuquerque, Omaha, and Fargo, but no dates in OK or anywhere inTexas – wow.

    • Sean Williams

      Hey man- Albuquerque never gets shit. We get skipped all the effin time, most people don’t even know we’re part of the US.
      But on another note…
      OH.
      MY.
      GOD.
      THE perfect tour (btbam I don’t care so much about, but hey). Baroness and Mastodon? I’m about to spew.

      • AATHD

        Albuquerque gets way the hell more than el paso does.

  • Bucket0Bones

    Fuck, why do I have to live in England. Well at least I’m seeing Mastodon in a few days

    • Frampler

      The same reason we all live here – bacon, rain, real beer, cricket and summer festivals?

      • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

        yeah seriously dude, gimmie all the ozzfest in the world and it wont compare to one summer at download lol
        id die to be there just once

  • Benito

    AHHHHHH A VT DATE?!

    /fap fap fap fap fap

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    YES! ROCHESTER!

  • Xenochrist15

    What the fuck, no Texas dates at all?!!!

    • CYN1C

      Yeah, WTF? Seriously, the biggest state and not even one date?

      Damn, I’m pissed now. These guys better make it up to us. Soon. I don’t want to miss seeing Crack the Skye in its entirety.

      • Josh

        you guys wanna carpool to tennesee?

        • Hey Look!

          im in!

        • Beard

          I can’t believe I wont have to drive to Atlanta for this one! Makes me glad I live in Knoxville for a change.

          • Beard

            And not to mention Skeletonwitch February 24th. I have a feeling this is going to be a good year…

      • stu1

        Did they play the major cities there on the Dethklok or their own headlining tour?

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

      I know, that’s total bullshit. First Slayer cancels on us and now this!

      • http://www.johnkanesmith.com FuckethThineSelf

        …and Megadeth draws up a Rust in Fucking Peace tour and doesnt go to the same cities. Slayer who?

  • elbowsquid

    How does a tour featuring 2 bands from Georgia not have an Atlanta date? WTF!

    • !?!

      This little bit was in the article over at theprp.com–
      “Speaking of the tour Mastodon said that the shows will “bring the band to the fans in American cities that have yet to experience the CRACK THE SKYE live event.” In related news, the group will be offering a limited tour only color vinyl edition of their latest album “Crack The Skye” at the aforementioned tour.”

      • Erik

        well fuck they could at least have one somewhere else in GA or some shit…btbam has a NC date…

    • stu1

      Secondary market tour.

    • Aaron

      Fuckers

  • http://myspace.com/miniferret Miniferret

    FFFUUUUU, wish there was a Toronto date, this is such an amazing lineup.

    • Beauzaque

      Same here. I may have to go to Rochester.

  • Facebook User

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS AWESOME

  • http://www.johnkanesmith.com JohnFuckinSmith

    Valient Thorr? I saw them in a BAR a couple months ago. They will not please that crowd…

    • cougar party

      I agree. I saw them a couple months ago w/Early Man. They were cool and fucking insane onstage, but not exactly the best fit for this tour.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    Oh my god, Mastodon, stop performing Crack The Skye in its entirety. Really. It was fun for a while, but it’s long past time to get back to your usual raging sets.

  • Deven

    This makes my crappy life sooo much better

  • Satan’s Butthole

    Never ceases to surprise and disappoint me when tours as big as this manage to miss the biggest fucking state in the continental US!

  • RomuluXX

    Dammit, Texas is getting skipped again! Weak

  • robw

    april 23 new england metalfest……..

  • Super Blaze Dave

    Really surprised at their actually being an Indy date. Hopefully I will be able to make this one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Ledin/1234800512 Tim Ledin

    So wait… this AMAZING tour is going through Worcester, MA on April 23rd……… at the Palladium no less…. oh hey.. wait a minute… thats the same day as Day 1 of New England Metal And Hardcore Festival 2010…… yep I need about 5 boxes of tissues

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    BAH! No Canadian dates!

  • Kuranes

    April has Opeth at the Wiltern, May has Baroness at House of Blues. Woohoo!

    • Ryd1ZZ

      Oh fuck ya. I’ll be going to both.

  • Nelson

    poopy pop metal tour. why exactly should anyone get excited over this?

    • stu1

      Pop metal? Really? Not bruuuuuuutal or cvlt enough?

      • http://deathstar330.blogspot.com Tom

        Stu, that’s more of a thick soup, right?

        • stu1

          Like the baby batter I laid on Nelson’s mom’s face.

  • Harold

    I wonder how many 10 minute songs they can fit in each night?

  • http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&contributorid=19569360 Garske

    And my prayers have been answered, Fargo gets one of the best concerts EVER.

    Made my fuckin day!

  • Alex_P

    BTBAM are workhorses, The super orgasm tour is set to finish on the 1st of April, in Hawaii (according to my tour shirt). Good show, gentlemen.

    Sucks I can’t go see them on this one though. If I had a car, and didn’t have school, I’d drive down to Vermont to see the show.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Burchett/512785027 Anthony Burchett

    LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • ITTOA666

    Finally, something in VA.

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com ECDEU

      So true!!!! I saw the Mastoklok but the National is like a 1000 person venue while the Mastoklok tour was in a 3000+ arena. This will be so much better. I’m getting the tickets this weekend just to make sure I don’t get sold out.

  • Led

    OH MY FUCKIN GOD, THEY’RE COMING TO MY TOWN!!! THAT IS NOW GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

  • disgrundled

    Of course this wouldn’t come closer than 2 hours from Los Angeles. Thanks.

    • stu1

      Pomona is half an hour away and they played 2 shows in LA on Dethklok tour.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Giroux-Burroughs/574086565 Michel Giroux-Burroughs

    Canada never gets anything…

    • http://unusualpath.wordpress.com phale

      i was in toronto for 3 months and i saw approximately a million shows. try living on the west coast sometime.

      having said that, im happy to be a stateside hobo right now. i have no idea where i will see this tour, but i will do my best to be mistaken for paul waggoner again.

  • Facebook User

    no philly date. horse shit. that is a guaranteed sell out audience if they play philly. can’t understand it. I might have to go to slayerville or balitmore for this show.

    • http://www.johnkanesmith.com FuckethThineSelf

      seriously. prob cause they got us 2x last year …and baroness and BTBAM just came through. but yea, horse shit still

      • stu1

        Does it not make sense to people on this site that a band would play different markets on a second tour?

  • brandonmetal

    BETTER NEWS: dark tranquillity headlining tour means i don’t have to waste $33 on a KSE show

  • Deschain

    Hell yeah! About time we get an Indianapolis date.

  • kelfro

    No dates in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, or Florida! Secondary markets tour or not, that is a HUGE chunk of the country this tour is missing.

  • Sambo

    No Vegas date? CRAP! Looks like I’m heading to Reno.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    Europe?

  • PrometheusOnFire

    No ATL show is utter bullshit.

  • Isaac

    Oh, I just *LOVE* when a bunch of fantastic bands NARROWLY avoid going near me.

    FUCK.

  • blah

    yes spokane date here we come. my panties were wet for megadeth and testament but extra wet now with baroness and mastodon

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Sterling-Rice/1030080162 James Sterling Rice

    Win tour.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

    SAN FUCKING DIEGO!!!!! My PRAYERS have been answered

  • Michael

    Im looking forward to the Charleston show. Haven’t really listened to the others(of course i have heard of them plenty though) but I just really want to see Mastodon especially when i got fucked out of going to the Mastodon/dethklok show. And hey, if i get into a few more good bands out of it i won’t complain. I just hope the local hardcore crowd doesn’t show up in full force as hardcore fans are fucking terrible

  • Jonathan

    Fuckin’ A! No FL dates…

  • WowWee!

    They go to Reno and skip Vegas that makes complete sense. Time to go cry now…

    • Sambo

      Let’s both cry together. I wish this came to Vegas. Mastodon I already saw when they came here but I wish BTBAM would play a show in Vegas since I had to go up to Reno to see them.

  • Facebook User

    What the fuck is with BTBAM shitting up my good shows? They’re capable musicians and all… they just aren’t my thing. Not a fan of the *cores.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

      Second. I’d go to this just to see Mastodon though, so when BTBAM is on I can piss and pound down some brewskies, and buy a shirt or two.

  • Emmanuel R Quinones

    btbam at the hose of blues again?!?! YES, mastodon should be opening for btbam, i want to see them headline again

  • Joshie

    So, are they playing the exact same set as the Mastoklok show?

  • MoonSnake

    fuck yes, coming to raleigh! yay for a 5 minute drive!

  • Mitchell

    Fuckfucks. I couldn’t go see the BTBAM/Cynic tour and NOW no Canadian dates? ugh

  • Pat