GET THE TISSUES: MASTODON ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH BTBAM, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR

Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 9:24am by Axl Rosenberg

Real metalheads only stage their own personal Whackin Festival with black tissues

Given the staggering number of e-mails we’ve received from you guys since The PRP broke the story last night, I’m not really sure if I’m telling any of you anything you don’t already know, but just in case:

MASTODON, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR ARE ALL TOURING TOGETHER THIS SPRING

Yes, that is glorious news. I’ve never seen Valient Thorr live, but I do enjoy their music, and the other three bands are all great live. So there isn’t really much else to say here beyond, y’know, go to this.

Dates after the jump.

April 16th Charleston, SC – Music Farm
April 17th Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theater
April 18th Richmond, VA – The National
April 20th Baltimore, MD – Rams Head
April 21st Sayreville, NJ – Starland Ballroom
April 22nd Hartford, CT – Webster
April 23rd Worcester, MA – Palladium
April 24th Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
April 26th Pittsburgh, PA – Palace Theater
April 27th Rochester, NY – Water Street
April 29th Grand Rapids, MI – Orbit Room
April 30th Indianapolis, IN – Vogue
May 01st Columbia, MO – Blue Note
May 03rd Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater
May 04th Tucson, AZ – Rialto
May 05th San Diego, CA – House Of Blues
May 07th Pomona, CA – Fox
May 08th Oakland, CA – TBA
May 09th Reno, NV – Knitting Factory
May 10th Eugene, OR – McDonald Theater
May 11th Spokane, WA – Knitting Factory
May 13th Billings, MT – The Shrine
May 14th Fargo, ND – The Venue
May 15th Omaha, NE – Sokol Hall
May 16th Lawrence, KS – Liberty Hall
May 18th Madison, WI – Orpheum
May 19th Urbana, IL – Canopy Club
May 20th Memphis, TN – Minglewood
May 21st Knoxville, TN – Valarium
May 22nd Lexington, KY – Busters

106 COMMENTS on “GET THE TISSUES: MASTODON ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH BTBAM, BARONESS, AND VALIENT THORR”

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/ says:

    wow, the one-in-ten tour that doesnt have an NYC stop. guess im heading to jersey for this one. not so bad i guess, but ill miss the “HOW YOU DOING NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY?!?!?!?!” oh well…

    • myke says:

      such a boner of a tour i’m sad no nyc dates and i hate jeresy

    • Natalie says:

      Oh wow. Truck your asses down to Starland and shut up. We all have to travel into NYC for shows and rarely get shows around us (in Central Jersey). Boo hoo. God forbid there is one thing you CAN’T walk to.

      • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/ says:

        i dont mean to be a new yorker elitist asshole, cuz i hate those guys, but did you really just compare central jersey to NYC? really? REALLY?
        ps. i drove to philly for 3 of my last 5 shows , so screw off

    • stu1 says:

      That’s why it’s called a secondary market tour.

    • SourDeez says:

      For Mastodon, I will definitely suck it up and drive to NJ. It’s not that far, and I can pick up some slightly cheaper cigarettes while I’m at it.

  • Honeynutzz says:

    No Canada :(

    • fantasyh says:

      No Europe dates either. One up that.

      • Or philly… WTF, we always give them a full crowd and they owe us after that SHITTY performance on the Dethklok tour!

        • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/ says:

          what was so bad about that show? i drove from NYC for that one (cuz i couldnt make the hammerstien show) and i thought it was worth every mile

          • i thought they sounded like shit most of the set… like they didnt get warmed up until cracke the sky was over. either they were bored of playing it or didnt try cause they knew the whole teenybopper audience was there for dethkock. converge owned that night anyway.

            i saw them do cracke the sky at the TLA on the tour before that too and that show was fucking amazing!

          • SourDeez says:

            The first Hammerstein show was amazing, they were really on it that night. But as great as they are, it’s really a wild card when it comes to their live performances. Sometimes they come out and bring the fury, and then sometimes it seems like they’re too fucked up to speak, let alone play epic metal songs. But that’s half the fun, you never know which Mastodon you’re gonna get.

  • CARTER says:

    YES VERMONT HAHA

  • The Dude says:

    HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Probably the closest-to-perfect tour lineup I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life. First show I would actually kill myself for missing, especially since I’ve never seen any of them, and I worship all of them (VT is okay too). I’m at a loss for words right now. I’m going to be worried about not having tickets until I actually have them.

  • iolanach says:

    You fucking lucky bastards.

  • builtforsin says:

    I WILL be at this tour. Im SOOOO happy I decided not to go to the fake-orgasm tour, this will rule so much harder!

  • fritz says:

    No Canadian dates :(

  • !?! says:

    Another tour-related post; another reference to ejaculate.

  • Ryan says:

    Fuck Yes

  • John says:

    No ohio, I’d only go for baroness anyway

  • Skeletonwitchcraft says:

    April 26th Pittsburgh, PA – Palace Theater

    i just shown my O face

  • RockOutWithMy...YouKnow says:

    Looks like I’m traveling to Worcester

  • halloway says:

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

  • Dan-O says:

    No Colorado date. Why is this happening?!

  • Tom says:

    Fuck the kleenex, how about a pillow for the hippie music Mastodon are gonna put you to sleep with? Call me when they stop referring to themselves as “Art Rock”.

  • Doug says:

    Albuquerque, Omaha, and Fargo, but no dates in OK or anywhere inTexas – wow.

    • Sean Williams says:

      Hey man- Albuquerque never gets shit. We get skipped all the effin time, most people don’t even know we’re part of the US.
      But on another note…
      OH.
      MY.
      GOD.
      THE perfect tour (btbam I don’t care so much about, but hey). Baroness and Mastodon? I’m about to spew.

  • Bucket0Bones says:

    Fuck, why do I have to live in England. Well at least I’m seeing Mastodon in a few days

    • Frampler says:

      The same reason we all live here – bacon, rain, real beer, cricket and summer festivals?

      • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/ says:

        yeah seriously dude, gimmie all the ozzfest in the world and it wont compare to one summer at download lol
        id die to be there just once

  • Benito says:

    AHHHHHH A VT DATE?!

    /fap fap fap fap fap

  • Tim says:

    YES! ROCHESTER!

  • Xenochrist15 says:

    What the fuck, no Texas dates at all?!!!

  • elbowsquid says:

    How does a tour featuring 2 bands from Georgia not have an Atlanta date? WTF!

    • !?! says:

      This little bit was in the article over at theprp.com–
      “Speaking of the tour Mastodon said that the shows will “bring the band to the fans in American cities that have yet to experience the CRACK THE SKYE live event.” In related news, the group will be offering a limited tour only color vinyl edition of their latest album “Crack The Skye” at the aforementioned tour.”

    • stu1 says:

      Secondary market tour.

    • Aaron says:

      Fuckers

  • Miniferret says:

    FFFUUUUU, wish there was a Toronto date, this is such an amazing lineup.

  • Bobby Tims says:

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS AWESOME

  • Valient Thorr? I saw them in a BAR a couple months ago. They will not please that crowd…

    • cougar party says:

      I agree. I saw them a couple months ago w/Early Man. They were cool and fucking insane onstage, but not exactly the best fit for this tour.

  • Zosimus says:

    Oh my god, Mastodon, stop performing Crack The Skye in its entirety. Really. It was fun for a while, but it’s long past time to get back to your usual raging sets.

  • Deven says:

    This makes my crappy life sooo much better

  • Satan's Butthole says:

    Never ceases to surprise and disappoint me when tours as big as this manage to miss the biggest fucking state in the continental US!

  • RomuluXX says:

    Dammit, Texas is getting skipped again! Weak

  • robw says:

    april 23 new england metalfest……..

  • Super Blaze Dave says:

    Really surprised at their actually being an Indy date. Hopefully I will be able to make this one.

  • Tim Ledin says:

    So wait… this AMAZING tour is going through Worcester, MA on April 23rd……… at the Palladium no less…. oh hey.. wait a minute… thats the same day as Day 1 of New England Metal And Hardcore Festival 2010…… yep I need about 5 boxes of tissues

  • MetalMatt says:

    BAH! No Canadian dates!

  • Kuranes says:

    April has Opeth at the Wiltern, May has Baroness at House of Blues. Woohoo!

  • Nelson says:

    poopy pop metal tour. why exactly should anyone get excited over this?

  • Harold says:

    I wonder how many 10 minute songs they can fit in each night?

  • Garske says:

    And my prayers have been answered, Fargo gets one of the best concerts EVER.

    Made my fuckin day!

  • Alex_P says:

    BTBAM are workhorses, The super orgasm tour is set to finish on the 1st of April, in Hawaii (according to my tour shirt). Good show, gentlemen.

    Sucks I can’t go see them on this one though. If I had a car, and didn’t have school, I’d drive down to Vermont to see the show.

  • LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • ITTOA666 says:

    Finally, something in VA.

    • ECDEU says:

      So true!!!! I saw the Mastoklok but the National is like a 1000 person venue while the Mastoklok tour was in a 3000+ arena. This will be so much better. I’m getting the tickets this weekend just to make sure I don’t get sold out.

  • Led says:

    OH MY FUCKIN GOD, THEY’RE COMING TO MY TOWN!!! THAT IS NOW GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

  • disgrundled says:

    Of course this wouldn’t come closer than 2 hours from Los Angeles. Thanks.

  • Canada never gets anything…

    • phale says:

      i was in toronto for 3 months and i saw approximately a million shows. try living on the west coast sometime.

      having said that, im happy to be a stateside hobo right now. i have no idea where i will see this tour, but i will do my best to be mistaken for paul waggoner again.

  • no philly date. horse shit. that is a guaranteed sell out audience if they play philly. can’t understand it. I might have to go to slayerville or balitmore for this show.

  • brandonmetal says:

    BETTER NEWS: dark tranquillity headlining tour means i don’t have to waste $33 on a KSE show

  • Deschain says:

    Hell yeah! About time we get an Indianapolis date.

  • kelfro says:

    No dates in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, or Florida! Secondary markets tour or not, that is a HUGE chunk of the country this tour is missing.

  • Sambo says:

    No Vegas date? CRAP! Looks like I’m heading to Reno.

  • PrometheusOnFire says:

    No ATL show is utter bullshit.

  • Isaac says:

    Oh, I just *LOVE* when a bunch of fantastic bands NARROWLY avoid going near me.

    FUCK.

  • blah says:

    yes spokane date here we come. my panties were wet for megadeth and testament but extra wet now with baroness and mastodon

  • SAN FUCKING DIEGO!!!!! My PRAYERS have been answered

  • Michael says:

    Im looking forward to the Charleston show. Haven’t really listened to the others(of course i have heard of them plenty though) but I just really want to see Mastodon especially when i got fucked out of going to the Mastodon/dethklok show. And hey, if i get into a few more good bands out of it i won’t complain. I just hope the local hardcore crowd doesn’t show up in full force as hardcore fans are fucking terrible

  • Jonathan says:

    Fuckin’ A! No FL dates…

  • WowWee! says:

    They go to Reno and skip Vegas that makes complete sense. Time to go cry now…

    • Sambo says:

      Let’s both cry together. I wish this came to Vegas. Mastodon I already saw when they came here but I wish BTBAM would play a show in Vegas since I had to go up to Reno to see them.

  • What the fuck is with BTBAM shitting up my good shows? They’re capable musicians and all… they just aren’t my thing. Not a fan of the *cores.

  • Emmanuel R Quinones says:

    btbam at the hose of blues again?!?! YES, mastodon should be opening for btbam, i want to see them headline again

  • Joshie says:

    So, are they playing the exact same set as the Mastoklok show?

  • MoonSnake says:

    fuck yes, coming to raleigh! yay for a 5 minute drive!

  • Mitchell says:

    Fuckfucks. I couldn’t go see the BTBAM/Cynic tour and NOW no Canadian dates? ugh

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