TEN THINGS I’D BE MORE SURPRISED TO FIND AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT THAN A COUPLE SHTUPPING
Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm by Axl RosenbergSo this couple was caught fucking at a Motley Crue concert in Winnipeg last week, and were promptly ejected from the concert. There was video of the incident, which has now been taken off of YouTube, I guess because it’s “obscene” or whatever. But I’m not sure what the big deal is. Motley Crue songs are pretty much all about fucking, even when they’re technically not (“Dr. Feelgood,” etc.), so I’d imagine there’s one drunk couple gettin’ it on at pretty much EVERY Motley Crue concert. In fact, here are ten things I’d find more surprising to see at a Crue show:
- A crowd without a single mullet.
- A crowd without a single beer gut.
- A crowd without a single tit job.
- Someone reading Schopenhauer while waiting for the band to take the stage.
- A dude in a Cannibal Corpse shirt who isn’t me.
- Someone who knows that Chopin isn’t pronounced “choppin’.”
- A fan who keeps screaming “BRING BACK CORABI!!!”
- A fan who really, really hopes they play Generation Swine in its entirety.
- Tommy Lee making coherent stage banter.
- A couple having sex… with a condom.
This is fun! Feel free to add your own suggestions below.
-AR
11. A couple having sex… without a condom. Condoms are not metal.
but its ok cuz Motley Crue arent metal either
Metal condoms would be quite uncomfortable.
Yeah, it’d be made entirely out of sheet metal and has spikes and shit on it. Metal as fuck! lolz
which is why axl said he would be suprised to see someone have sex w/ a condom…because condoms are not metal.
12. Vince Neil actually singing the lyrics to songs he’s been singing for decades instead of mumbling through half the song while letting the crowd sing the other half.
13. A crowd that doesn’t have at least one coked up late thirties couple.
Women with self respect.
a crowd without someone who’s on probation
even better: a crowd with no one who’s in possestion of meth
Its funny because they suck.
A gay guy singing along “Girls, Girls, Girls”.
…who isn’t a member of the band.
Cases of Hep C, B, X whatever freely flowing like water.
13. People who deserve to live.
Someone having a good time, thinking “money well spent”.
an actual relevant and talented band
i had front row tickets that i got unfortunately winning on the radio station and i proudly wore my alice in chains shirt the day of the show. I thought it was funny wearing that t shirt seeing it was the death of hair metal
27. Any cultural relevance, whatsoever, past 1991.
I actually saw a dude in a Suffocation shirt at the Dallas gig last summer
My wife would probably wear a crue shit, I on the other hand would sport a Vital Remains or hell Pantera.
A crowd without scenester teenagers pretending they were around for the 80s.
They were not fucking. The chick was basically giving the guy a (clothed) lap dance. here is the video: http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/winnipeg/2010/02/03/12729451.html#/news/winnipeg/2010/02/03/pf-12729451.html
me
^^ Hahaha +1
a forty-five year old not-reall-a-milf-anymore wearing the clothes she wore when she was 18 (and therefore when “Shout at the Devil” came out)