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WHAT’S WORSE THAN A SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE?

 Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm by

How about this band, who have concocted a song so fucking irritating it could defeat killer tomatoes?

By the way, if you want to torture a small animal, just play it the vocals at 1:24.

-AR

  • pigchop

    This will probably be the next wave of shit to stain metal. Right now, a bunch of kids are saying ‘fuck yes’.

    • rancidcorpse

      crunk core finally hit europe

      • beardy

        ummm dancecore? your doing it wrong

        • Uglymicrowave

          honestly i think this is europe’s form of the techno/hardcore/metal thing…like attack attack and abandon all ships?

  • permafrost

    I’ll see your Xe-NONE and raise you a Forever The Sickest Kids.

    You’re welcome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvkgkxcYU8

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

      Is it weird that I actually kind of like that song? I see your FTSK and raise you Li’l Wayne’s attempt at pop-punk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_K9WtkPHrw

      Fuck, I actually kind of like that one too! Am I turning into Sergeant D?

  • John The Drummer

    What is up with the sudden rise in “shitty club metal”.

  • evilfatguy

    Wow. Just… wow..
    I really hope this garbage doesn’t blow up.

  • Bazzlemedazzle

    The lead singer probably started this “band” after failing to the pass the audition to play Andrew W.K. What’s with the Terrance and Phillip dudes?

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    What the fucking fuck ?!

    • http://www.last.fm/user/Jugglemonkey Jugglemonkey

      Seconded. I fucking hope this doesn’t become popular….

  • RenegadeDave

    I think Attack Attack! are influenced by these guys.

  • joshc

    andrew w.k. gone shitty euro pop? this is the kind of cut and paste genre blending that makes me hate music.

    • Sammy

      My first thought was Andrew W.K. gone so terribly wrong, like some evil mishmash with horrible genres. I can’t believe someone had the same thought.

  • Sambo

    I don’t know what metal is anymore.

  • Me

    I say killer tomatoes, you say killer tomatoes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Bowers/604122104 Mary Bowers

    gay…..

  • Kuranes

    I like that the keyboard player is wearing a Dimmu Borgir shirt. Mustis must be proud.

    • Rachel

      Haha I saw that too. Fail. It might make the members of Dimmu so mad, they will undergo a lineup change or two… oh, wait…

  • Killer Kovarik

    This is actually the worst thing i have ever listened to ever.

    • Sambo

      You should dare yourself to listen to the disgusting atrocity that is Lil Wayne’s attempt at rock music known as “Rebirth”, or as I would like to call it “Endless Miscarriages”.

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    you know, i thought i was prepared for anything that could come at 1:24, but apparently i was wrong. nothing could have prepared me for that…im going to go burn my ears out

    • Grymmbear

      I could feel my testicles retract physically from whence they came when she started singing.

      That fuckin’ hurt.

  • BTK666

    AAAAHHHHH! MY FREAKIN’ EARS!

    • Vakarm

      +1 for the Simpson reference. well played sir

      • DustintheWind

        I would expect that kind of language at Dennys but not here!

  • DemonicLemming

    I’m somehow reminded of Aqua with shitty growl vocals.

    • John

      Are you fucking kidding me, I literally just typed that same thing.

  • John

    It sounds if aqua tried to play metal.

    And I kind of support that.. (please note sarcasm)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Knox/593150340 Dan Knox

    that could quite possibly be the worst song i’ve ever heard…that shit actually makes Nickelback sound GOOD

  • Kyle Heath

    Remember when KMFDM had the techno/metal thing on lockdown?

    This is like happy hardcore with some dude screaming and a guitar that plugged a preamp directly into the mixer.

    • http://music.msn.com/superfans/heavy-metal/blog pdf

      Maybe it’s because I used to like KMFDM (saw them live sometime in the mid ’90s), but I kinda dig this. I’m just old enough to appreciate the return of shitty ’90s-style techno, and this is better than BrokeNCYDE.

      • jxk

        lol i agree.

        there was a time when i might have thought this was pretty cool. except for the singing.

  • Facebook User

    Wow.

    Really?

    Fuck. This. Shit.

  • Name Not Applicable

    This sounds EXACTLY like Blood Stain Child.

    Except it sucks.

    • jesuschunks

      and Blood Stain Child kicks ass.

    • Tonberry

      +1

      I just skipped past the “except it sucks” at first, and momentarily had on my “you’d best be joking” face.

  • Dima

    This if fucking painful. And of course they had to be Russian. Why does my country fail so hard at metal?

    • Peter

      Your Country is not failing … check out Defect Designer … they are awesome!

      • Sambo

        Along with Sumatra!

  • Jesus Christ vampire slayer

    It ‘s sounds like if Nightwish,Attack! Attack! and some of Aqua seamen had a kid.

  • jesuschunks

    I’m pretty sure that band meeting to find the female vocalist went something like this:

    “Hey guys, who is the worst possible choice for a female vocalist? We need her.”

  • Anthony R.

    This is some kind of cruel joke right?

    Please tell me this is a joke

  • Michelle

    what the fuck is this shit

  • Aaron

    Um.. technocal death metal?

    • SourDeez

      If that’s the case, I’m really not looking forward to the new Cryptopsy album. Considering they jumped on a bandwagon for their last album, someone needs to make sure they never, ever hear this.

  • Tonberry

    I respect people who experiment with genres. Unfortunately, some experiments fail.

    • SourDeez

      This is like someone tried to make ecstasy, but made strychnine instead.

  • Dirtman73

    DRUM!…DRUMDRUM!!!!

  • katie

    bwahhahahahahahahahaha fail

  • SourDeez

    I’m gonna conjure Mitch Hedberg here: All of the clips of people partying are about half a second long, because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict someone having fun to this music. Even Europeans. Sorry European metalsucks readers, but you know exactly the kind of Europeans I’m talking about.

    • The Overmatt

      You, sir, win the internet.

  • Bianca

    ..are they serious?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Giroux-Burroughs/574086565 Michel Giroux-Burroughs

    A WILD SHITSTAIN ATTACKS!
    AXL USES RUN!
    CAN’T ESCAPE!
    SHITSTAIN USES HAPPY HARDCORE!
    IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
    AXL FAINTED…
    DO YOU WANNA USE ANOTHER BLOGGER?
    GO! VINCE!

    I leave the rest to you.

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      You, sir, win one internet. I bid thee good day!

    • DemonicLemming

      FLAWLESS VICTORY!

    • http://www.last.fm/user/Jugglemonkey Jugglemonkey

      Haha, yep, he wins.

  • orbital

    kill yourselves.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    Fuck me, that was terrible.

    I think I have a new candidate for Shitty Music Saturday. My anus is clenching in trepidation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    I played that part at 1:24 and now I have 30 stray cats in heat outside my front door…sweet

  • Mbraids

    God, this is fucking terrible. Unlike a lot of people, I’m not opposed to attempting to mixing metal with certain types of electronica, it just has to be done right.

    This is the opposite of right.

    As far as this sort of thing is concerned, I think I’ll stick with Damned Spirits Dance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wjig7xXIlI

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Max-Waldt/1371330194 Max Waldt

    Club metal is the new trend and I might paint the wall with my brains on this one if this shit continues to be as ridiculous as this video.

  • Vakarm

    what the hell is up with those bands that mix techno and hardcore?
    this kind of shit doesn’t deserve to headbang to…
    i can totally picture a bunch of assholes doing the Tectonique

    Techto-core, anyone?

  • Brandon Moore

    Did that guy say “Jump for joy!”? That’s not very…metal.

  • Nicodemus

    Have you posers ever heard of DIGITAL HARDCORE RECORDS?

    Apparently not.

    • You Don’t Know Me

      I’ve heard of it but there is a HUGE difference between what that label once released and this garbage. This band doesn’t even deserve to be on the same planet as Atari Teenage Riot, let alone the same sentence.

  • Samot

    Am I the only one who thinks that this song could be in the last Devin Townsend Project album?

  • Fish

    I couldn’t make it to the 1:24 mark………….or the :24 mark.

  • foobear

    I laughed to hard I cried and my contacts fell out.

    That happen to anyone else?

    • BEHEMOHAWK

      Yes.

  • Ziltoid

    I heard this band ages ago. They’re truly one of the worst bands around. The rest of their songs suck just as much, if not more.

  • Daren

    Proof that white people can’t dance OR write animie music. Damn this all to hell. Sounds like Sins Of Thy Beloved mixed with the Gundam Wing opening titles track.

  • tyler09

    I would rather listen to Brokencyde

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Mitchell/727402512 Matthew Mitchell

    I just fell to the ground in the fetal position and started crying.

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    I love europop. I love metal. I don’t like this. I’m going to go cradle myself on my bed while listening to Caramelldansen from one speaker and Death Walking Terror from another.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-J-Harrison/1095943638 David J Harrison

    God make it stop!!!!! Could not sit through it.

  • Alex_P

    Wow. That’s absolutely horrible. Considering the existence of bands like …And Oceans, these douches have no excuses. Shit like this makes me feel ashamed to be a keyboardist.
    Also, is the female vocalist Stefanie Heinzman after a boob-job? That would explain a lot. Notice how she squishes her breasts together in the video. I think that’s a sign of desperation.

  • Malacoda

    I didn’t think it was THAT bad, until I heard the female vocalist. I had to stop at 1:24 :P. It doesn’t help that the quality is atrocious.

  • LULWUT

    I would quite literally rip my dick out by the root than listen to another note from this band

  • Harry Russian

    dude I fucking LOVE crunk club metal. wave of the fucking future right here. can’t get enough of that chick who sounds like she’s can’t sing in any known human language (yet it sounds eerily close to english).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Ryan/596440962 Jake Ryan

    so uh, this is completely unrelated, but…

    WHAT THE FUCK METALSUCKS WAY TO LET US KNOW YOU’RE PREMIERING THE NEW VEIL OF MAYA SONG ON FRIDAY?!?!?

  • http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&contributorid=19569360 Garske

    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!

  • Gibnausia

    Why Why Why! What an abomination!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Razakel-Dementor/1248980676 Razakel Dementor

    Couldn’t stand watching 10 seconds of this crap. I’m glad I don’t have a children who’d drool at this waste of recording tape.

  • iolanach

    Holy fucking shit, that was horrible.

  • Grymmbear

    I had to rinse out this wretched song with some Mors Principium Est…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwwfgstoSlQ

  • mcguyver

    kill them

    • Facebook User

      do it

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    I saw this post right before I went to work. And you know what? Three teenage girls came in, sat down in our magazine aisle and were playing THIS EXACT SONG out of their phones. Our manager made them shut it off, and about 20 seconds later those whores put on brokeNcyde. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TEENAGERS?

  • cockboy

    This song’s been out for more than a couple of years now just to let y’all know. Sure it sucks but hey, it’s not a trend, seeing as how Russia doesn’t have trends.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Oceano’s new tourmates.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shafquat-Saif/1515710319 Shafquat Saif

    This makes me sad.

  • Sloshjoshbgosh

    That’s fun. Gun cocked.

  • Wardo

    at least they have nice tits dancing aorund