WHAT’S WORSE THAN A SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE?
Monday, February 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm by Axl RosenbergHow about this band, who have concocted a song so fucking irritating it could defeat killer tomatoes?
By the way, if you want to torture a small animal, just play it the vocals at 1:24.
-AR
This will probably be the next wave of shit to stain metal. Right now, a bunch of kids are saying ‘fuck yes’.
crunk core finally hit europe
ummm dancecore? your doing it wrong
honestly i think this is europe’s form of the techno/hardcore/metal thing…like attack attack and abandon all ships?
nope, our take on that is Bionic Ghost Kids, who I 100%ly enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE
I’ll see your Xe-NONE and raise you a Forever The Sickest Kids.
You’re welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvkgkxcYU8
Is it weird that I actually kind of like that song? I see your FTSK and raise you Li’l Wayne’s attempt at pop-punk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_K9WtkPHrw
Fuck, I actually kind of like that one too! Am I turning into Sergeant D?
What is up with the sudden rise in “shitty club metal”.
Wow. Just… wow..
I really hope this garbage doesn’t blow up.
The lead singer probably started this “band” after failing to the pass the audition to play Andrew W.K. What’s with the Terrance and Phillip dudes?
What the fucking fuck ?!
Seconded. I fucking hope this doesn’t become popular….
I think Attack Attack! are influenced by these guys.
And I think Breath Carolina are influenced by Attack Attache!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_29j0gp7q4&feature=fvw
andrew w.k. gone shitty euro pop? this is the kind of cut and paste genre blending that makes me hate music.
My first thought was Andrew W.K. gone so terribly wrong, like some evil mishmash with horrible genres. I can’t believe someone had the same thought.
I don’t know what metal is anymore.
I say killer tomatoes, you say killer tomatoes.
gay…..
I like that the keyboard player is wearing a Dimmu Borgir shirt. Mustis must be proud.
Haha I saw that too. Fail. It might make the members of Dimmu so mad, they will undergo a lineup change or two… oh, wait…
This is actually the worst thing i have ever listened to ever.
You should dare yourself to listen to the disgusting atrocity that is Lil Wayne’s attempt at rock music known as “Rebirth”, or as I would like to call it “Endless Miscarriages”.
you know, i thought i was prepared for anything that could come at 1:24, but apparently i was wrong. nothing could have prepared me for that…im going to go burn my ears out
I could feel my testicles retract physically from whence they came when she started singing.
That fuckin’ hurt.
AAAAHHHHH! MY FREAKIN’ EARS!
+1 for the Simpson reference. well played sir
I would expect that kind of language at Dennys but not here!
I’m somehow reminded of Aqua with shitty growl vocals.
Are you fucking kidding me, I literally just typed that same thing.
It sounds if aqua tried to play metal.
And I kind of support that.. (please note sarcasm)
that could quite possibly be the worst song i’ve ever heard…that shit actually makes Nickelback sound GOOD
Remember when KMFDM had the techno/metal thing on lockdown?
This is like happy hardcore with some dude screaming and a guitar that plugged a preamp directly into the mixer.
Maybe it’s because I used to like KMFDM (saw them live sometime in the mid ’90s), but I kinda dig this. I’m just old enough to appreciate the return of shitty ’90s-style techno, and this is better than BrokeNCYDE.
lol i agree.
there was a time when i might have thought this was pretty cool. except for the singing.
Wow.
Really?
Fuck. This. Shit.
This sounds EXACTLY like Blood Stain Child.
Except it sucks.
and Blood Stain Child kicks ass.
+1
I just skipped past the “except it sucks” at first, and momentarily had on my “you’d best be joking” face.
This if fucking painful. And of course they had to be Russian. Why does my country fail so hard at metal?
Your Country is not failing … check out Defect Designer … they are awesome!
Along with Sumatra!
It ’s sounds like if Nightwish,Attack! Attack! and some of Aqua seamen had a kid.
I’m pretty sure that band meeting to find the female vocalist went something like this:
“Hey guys, who is the worst possible choice for a female vocalist? We need her.”
This is some kind of cruel joke right?
Please tell me this is a joke
what the fuck is this shit
Um.. technocal death metal?
If that’s the case, I’m really not looking forward to the new Cryptopsy album. Considering they jumped on a bandwagon for their last album, someone needs to make sure they never, ever hear this.
I respect people who experiment with genres. Unfortunately, some experiments fail.
This is like someone tried to make ecstasy, but made strychnine instead.
DRUM!…DRUMDRUM!!!!
bwahhahahahahahahahaha fail
I’m gonna conjure Mitch Hedberg here: All of the clips of people partying are about half a second long, because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict someone having fun to this music. Even Europeans. Sorry European metalsucks readers, but you know exactly the kind of Europeans I’m talking about.
You, sir, win the internet.
..are they serious?
A WILD SHITSTAIN ATTACKS!
AXL USES RUN!
CAN’T ESCAPE!
SHITSTAIN USES HAPPY HARDCORE!
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
AXL FAINTED…
DO YOU WANNA USE ANOTHER BLOGGER?
GO! VINCE!
I leave the rest to you.
You, sir, win one internet. I bid thee good day!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Haha, yep, he wins.
kill yourselves.
Fuck me, that was terrible.
I think I have a new candidate for Shitty Music Saturday. My anus is clenching in trepidation.
I played that part at 1:24 and now I have 30 stray cats in heat outside my front door…sweet
God, this is fucking terrible. Unlike a lot of people, I’m not opposed to attempting to mixing metal with certain types of electronica, it just has to be done right.
This is the opposite of right.
As far as this sort of thing is concerned, I think I’ll stick with Damned Spirits Dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wjig7xXIlI
Club metal is the new trend and I might paint the wall with my brains on this one if this shit continues to be as ridiculous as this video.
what the hell is up with those bands that mix techno and hardcore?
this kind of shit doesn’t deserve to headbang to…
i can totally picture a bunch of assholes doing the Tectonique
Techto-core, anyone?
Did that guy say “Jump for joy!”? That’s not very…metal.
Have you posers ever heard of DIGITAL HARDCORE RECORDS?
Apparently not.
I’ve heard of it but there is a HUGE difference between what that label once released and this garbage. This band doesn’t even deserve to be on the same planet as Atari Teenage Riot, let alone the same sentence.
Am I the only one who thinks that this song could be in the last Devin Townsend Project album?
I couldn’t make it to the 1:24 mark………….or the :24 mark.
I laughed to hard I cried and my contacts fell out.
That happen to anyone else?
Yes.
I heard this band ages ago. They’re truly one of the worst bands around. The rest of their songs suck just as much, if not more.
Proof that white people can’t dance OR write animie music. Damn this all to hell. Sounds like Sins Of Thy Beloved mixed with the Gundam Wing opening titles track.
I would rather listen to Brokencyde
I just fell to the ground in the fetal position and started crying.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!!
I love europop. I love metal. I don’t like this. I’m going to go cradle myself on my bed while listening to Caramelldansen from one speaker and Death Walking Terror from another.
God make it stop!!!!! Could not sit through it.
Wow. That’s absolutely horrible. Considering the existence of bands like …And Oceans, these douches have no excuses. Shit like this makes me feel ashamed to be a keyboardist.
Also, is the female vocalist Stefanie Heinzman after a boob-job? That would explain a lot. Notice how she squishes her breasts together in the video. I think that’s a sign of desperation.
I didn’t think it was THAT bad, until I heard the female vocalist. I had to stop at 1:24 :P. It doesn’t help that the quality is atrocious.
I would quite literally rip my dick out by the root than listen to another note from this band
dude I fucking LOVE crunk club metal. wave of the fucking future right here. can’t get enough of that chick who sounds like she’s can’t sing in any known human language (yet it sounds eerily close to english).
so uh, this is completely unrelated, but…
WHAT THE FUCK METALSUCKS WAY TO LET US KNOW YOU’RE PREMIERING THE NEW VEIL OF MAYA SONG ON FRIDAY?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
Why Why Why! What an abomination!
Couldn’t stand watching 10 seconds of this crap. I’m glad I don’t have a children who’d drool at this waste of recording tape.
Holy fucking shit, that was horrible.
I had to rinse out this wretched song with some Mors Principium Est…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwwfgstoSlQ
kill them
do it
I saw this post right before I went to work. And you know what? Three teenage girls came in, sat down in our magazine aisle and were playing THIS EXACT SONG out of their phones. Our manager made them shut it off, and about 20 seconds later those whores put on brokeNcyde. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TEENAGERS?
This song’s been out for more than a couple of years now just to let y’all know. Sure it sucks but hey, it’s not a trend, seeing as how Russia doesn’t have trends.
Oceano’s new tourmates.
This makes me sad.
That’s fun. Gun cocked.
at least they have nice tits dancing aorund