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BETTER THAN ACTUAL NICKELBACK

 Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 at 10:50am by

MS Maniac Brian sent us a link to the below video with the message “Better than actual Nickelback?” I’ve appropriated that message for my headline, but I removed the question-mark, because, let’s face it, there is no question: this is, in literally every way, superior to actual Nickelback. Sure, it outstays its welcome a little, but so have Nickelback, and it’s still way shorter than their entire discography, so it’s still way better than actual Nickelback.

Anyway I don’t know who these dudes are, but I’d like to buy them a congratulatory beer. This made me giggle so.

What this might not be better than, however, is Pickleback. Which is clearly just the greatest dill ever.

-AR

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  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    There are a lot of things that are better than Nickelback, though, including but not limited to:

    colonics
    The Zombie Apocalypse
    tornadoes
    those little fuzzy balls you get on sweaters after you’ve been wearing them for a long time
    Adolf Hitler
    Hollywood Undead (wait, that one’s debatable)
    herpes
    when you open a package of hot dogs and all the hotdog juice leaks out all over your hands so you smell like hotdogs for the rest of the day no matter how many times you wash your hands so when you’re at work people sniff and say “What smells like hotdogs?” every time you walk by
    tranny porn

    • elite…

      WOAH….what’s wrong with tranny porn?

      • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

        I’m just saying that it’s better than Nickelback, like everything listed there.

        • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

          Yknow that feeling you get when you’re hungover, you start to sweat and your body is still on the fence about puking- but you wish to god it wold happen anyway? You fell like absolute dogshit?

          That feeling is better than Nickelback.

  • Justin Sane

    not funny

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    actually axl, its brian HORNZ, to distinguish from that other brian on here lol.
    thanks 4 the post, i thought this was funny
    Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      So that’s how you pronounce ” \m/(-_-)\m/ “. I always wondered about that.

      It seemed like “Brian Backslash Lowercase M Forwardslash Left Parenthesis Hyphen Underscore Hyphen Right Parenthesis Backslash Lowercase M Forwardslash” seemed like a bit of a mouthful.

      • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

        yeah its really too long to type it out every time. glad i could help though, that is how you pronounce it…and yes, the “Z” at the end makes all the difference

        • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

          Of course… it’s more EXTREEEEEME that way.

          • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

            exactly. you cant get caught being un-br00tal here, they’ll tear you apart

      • Sammy

        Grover, you are in rare form today. I will not even attempt to compete.

        • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

          It’s because I’ve been huffing kittens again.

      • Discipleofthewatch

        For fuck’s sake! Stop making me laugh loudly in the workplace.

        Good to know how to pronounce your name, there, though.

  • dlux

    haha fantastic

  • You Don’t Know Me

    that video made my morning.

  • http://www.twitter.com/stabitha Stabitha

    pickleback [pik'əlbak] n. a drink setup consisting of a shot of whiskey, typically Jameson, and a shot of pickle juice. See also “DELICIOUS.”

  • SonOF

    that was much funnier than I thought it would be: “Ross went to the poor school..
    it’s not as hard to letter in stuff there.”

    I an not that familiar with the original Nickelback song, so I checked it out, and it is even lyrically stupider than I thought. Found a youtube with the lyrics and the song, even funnier because the person spelled half the words wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fSFuScNBeE

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Not that it makes it any less funny, but I saw this last year.

  • Dimebag6sic6

    makes my day

  • http://www.smnnews.com big_metal_al

    More making fun of Nickelback please!

  • twistedfreak

    Old but still awesome hahaha.

  • http://www.myspace.com/baldishguy Baldish

    The facebook page is getting way popular on digg.