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A JUGGALO’S GUIDE TO PARENTING

 Thursday, February 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm by

In case there was any doubt that Juggalos make bad parents, along comes this piece of work to… well, just watch.

Can I call child services? I guess putting your kid in make-up isn’t illegal, but come ON, this baby is clearly fucked if we don’t get her into the hands of someone, anyone else ASAP.

Thanks to Metalgf for passing this along even though her Vincey-poo is out of town…

-AR

[via New York Magazine]

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  • myke

    does anybody believe in genocide for these people?

    • timmah

      I was gonna say…we need to have a good culling.

    • Mike Arose

      Yes I think we should man

    • vannabanana

      i do, these people are so dumb, i dont understand why this has such a huge gathering.

      • Maisonn
      • wicked ninjette

        aye, straight thee fuckk up, what was wrong with that video? NOTHiNG. thee baby was laughing and having fun with his daughter. i don’t see what thee big fuckingg deal is. &i love how you hate so much on jugglos. like you spend all this time posting shit about us, and talking about us. ahahha. straight up; thank youuu. its cute how interested you people are of us. mmfwcl! keep hating<3 &&whoop whoop fur that man caring for his daughter. fuckktheefuckkofff. juggalo family FOR LiFE

  • Spanky

    …What did I just watch?

  • Who Gives A Damn

    WT-fuckin’-F!!!? lol

    • Natsquatch

      I don’t think laughter is the proper response here.

      • Who Gives A Damn

        Sorry man, I love to laugh at stupidity even if they died from it. lol

      • Natsquatch

        Haha, I wasn’t talking about that baby dying, I was just talking about this video. I know why it would be funny to some, but it just angers me and causes me to have even less faith in people than I already do, haha.

        • Who Gives A Damn

          You said it man

  • emperor26

    W……T……F…..

  • Tonberry
    • Vag

      oh dear god…

      is that a penis in his stomach?

      ….. i’m going to hell, aren’t i?

    • Facebook User

      sweet jesus…

    • SonOF

      Holy mother of fucking Satan. Doesn’t that poor little shit have it hard enough without talking and acting like that, and putting himself on youtube for fuck’s sake? Shouldn’t someone be guiding him away from such things?…man, I thought I had seen it all.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

      “And they say I have a penis on my fucking stomach!?! How about you???”

      Am I the only one here that is confused as to how he came about the thought that having a penis on your gut was normal?

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Well the Apocalypse is Here.

  • Awful Georges

    Tabarnac.

    WTF.

  • Thedude

    People like this need role models other than ICP.

    • vannabanana

      true that, listen to some behemoth hahaha

  • andy morales

    the baby reminds of that lil zombie baby from dawn of the dead(remake)

  • John

    Talk about an argument for reproduction liscenses.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    in·jus·tice
    in-ˈjəs-təs\
    noun
    Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin injustitia, from injustus unjust, from in- + justus just
    Date: 14th century

    1 : absence of justice : violation of right or of the rights of another : unfairness
    2 : an unjust act : wrong
    3: that there are many deserving people in the world who wish to have children and are unable to, while these fucktards breed like rabbits

    • Master Chah

      *inbreed

  • Alex_P

    Cute kid. I really feel bad for her.

    • wicked ninjette

      stfu. and stop crying. thee baby will be wicked<3; whoop whoop!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Snow/514886363 Brendan Snow

    I hereby blame MS for the night terrors I will soon have caused by watching this.

  • Timbodini

    And everyone thought our generation was fucked… this kid was born a juggalo. I’m horrified for her.

    • vannabanana

      hahahahahahahahaha

  • RobotScythe

    This douche has a bunch of other vids on YouTube. In the comments section of this one..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjg3p0myXL8&feature=channel

    ..another Juggalo asks “Why does everyone hate us?’ We should all go there and answer that question.

    • wicked ninjette

      keep hating :] we love it. whoop whoop! mmfwcl. yer hate will NEVER stop our love.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    All in favor of a Juggalo holocaust say Aye!

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      I don’t know about a holocaust… can’t we just take the warning labels off of household chemicals and let the problem solve itself?

      • The Dude

        Hahahahaha

      • DemonicLemming

        Yeah, but pulling a hammer-smashed face on a bunch of juggalos would be a lot more cathartic.

    • Natsquatch

      Aye. It would be for the greater good of the world. I’m not even kidding.

  • Ganglor

    Bahaha, 47 seconds in you can see him holding Linkin Park’s live album. Their fans are one in the same

    • Isaac

      Hey, as a Linkin Park fan, I take great offense to that. This just happens to be a juggalo who likes Linkin Park, and I frankly shudder at the thought of comparing myself to these guys.

      And before you start bitching at me, I recognize their douchebaggery and I don’t like them as much as I used to, but still.

  • Discipleofthewatch

    As a parent, I find that horrifying.

  • Unholy Juggalo

    who cares what juggalos do with their kids who cares if they paint their kids faces that just they want their kids to share what they are in to I don’t see the problem with that

    • DemonicLemming

      Pedophiles justify their actions the same way, so logic dictates that juggalos = pedophiles. One more reason to want to defenestrate them all.

      • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

        I like the way you’re thinking here.

    • SonOF

      No one gives a shit about the paint, it’s the fact that he curses like 40 times basically right in his baby’s face that makes him an asshole. He also talks like a fucking fool fake-ass gangsta, even though he is a white-trash loser living in either the suburbs or a trailer.

      Poor kid, not only will she grow up with a loser for a father, she will probably have her ears tortured by tons of ICP and other Psychopathic bullshit. They may even bring her to the Gathering of the Juggalos, hoping she can find a long-lost cousin to impregnate her. Hopefully she can run away from the double-wide as soon as possible.

      I think it’s hilarious that these juggalo’s ALWAYS find each and every site/blog/article that disses them and come to back up their “people.” It’s like there is a siren that blares in their trailor and they have to respond to it: “Juggalos are in trouble! They need your help!”

      Juggalos sure are dumb, but I don’t know of a band/group with a more loyal following. Shit, these assholes created a goddamn RELIGION that some of these simple fucks even buy into. There isn’t an ICP/Psychopathic related product they wouldn’t buy.

    • babyaxe

      seriously though! theres nothing wrong with this video. hes taking care of his daughter and having fun with her. let us live our lifes, and stop obsessing over us. ahahah. .fuckk. mmfwcl ninjas<3

  • You Don’t Know Me

    At first I didn’t think it was too bad. A father holding his daughter and being playful with her. Then he started with the “yo yo I’m a Juggalo mutha fucka!” shit and I just had to turn it off. Way to expose your kids to that kind shit, dumbass. I love metal. I don’t mind the controversial aspects of it. But i’m at least going to have the decency to try to not expose my kids to that kind of stuff at such an early age. If they discover it on their own in their teens, fine, but I’m not going to shove it down their throats from the womb.

    • Discipleofthewatch

      Yes, you want to keep a balance with your kids and let them be kids; you want to protect them and allow them to hold on to their innocence as long as possible, I find. You may want to allow them to listen to some metal. But not everything is appropriate. I was previewing my new Arsis cd and decided not to have my two listen to it the other day, but we often listen to Volbeat, Metallica, Ozzy with Randy Rhoades, music without cuss words and metal that’s not too scary.

  • Evan

    yeeeeeeeeeeahhhhh

  • Skanes

    I thought it was cute at first, but then he started swearing and calling his kid a gangster. Way to fucking expose her to that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karina-Valentine/1321121229 Karina Valentine

    lol Geez Imagine the family pictures

  • Me

    this reminds of the it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode where they try to tan the dumpster baby at a tanning salon.

  • http://URI Will

    (I only read groverXlll post above so this may have been stated)

    did anyone notice when he was done that he went one direction and the baby went the other? as if the sitiation were not sad enough.

  • Facebook User

    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!
    EXTERMINATE!

  • Facebook User

    You know, as repulsive as I find juggalos and their largely indefensible life choices, this video didn’t scandalize me the way it did most people here. Yes, this dude talks like a retard, and is using profanity in front of a young child. But he’s also clearly smitten with his daughter; even though the way he chooses to show his love for her (painting her up to look ‘just like Daddy’) seems crass to most, at least he is showing her affection, and is even pumped about taking her trick-or-treating. How many other young adult males would be that stoked to take their little sister out for Halloween?

    Juggalos are a waste, but this proves that some of them do have good hearts, even if they’ve been lead astray and misguided. There are plenty of little girls out there who have daddies that beat them, ignore them, leave them, or worse; getting slathered with silly face paint for Halloween and being told to look at a webcam is pretty damn innocuous.

  • SonOF

    How do dudes like that not get beat up, like on an HOURLY basis talking like that in the real world? I guess everyone in their trailer park digs ICP/Psychopathic, so it’s all good. If poor little kid came to my door for Halloween, I wouldn’t give her candy, I’d give her something useful, like a book, or the number to Child Protection Services.

    • DemonicLemming

      At my high school, the few there did…it’s hard to piss off the rednecks, the gangstas, AND the jocks, but they did so, and paid for it.

  • Swissdude

    And again I am glad not every fucking trend swaps over from america to europe

    • Facebook User

      HAHAHAHA

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Duna-Salous/527287686 Duna Salous

    Okay, so . . what the hell? I thought this whole “juggalo” bullshit was all done and over with years back, when I assumed that every one agreed to it being the dumbest title ever and whatnot. I remember when I first heard I.C.P when I was 14, saying to myself, “This is probably the most immature, lame-ass shit I have ever heard.”

    Oh, and . . fuck clowns. That’s probably why I.C.P and Twizted are the same,

    • wicked ninjette

      you know nothing about my family. fucktheefuckkoff. juggalo family fur life! whoop whoooop

  • scott

    what a stupid dildo.

  • akeldama

    Yep.

    Gonna kill myself.

  • brandonmetal

    just by the fact that i don’t put makeup on and use the word ‘motherfucker’ every other sentence makes me feel like a better parent…
    and no, we don’t ‘know what you’re talkin about.’

    what tools- i remember seeing dudes on the train, years ago, with the makeup up, going to an icp show.

    • canea

      Amen. We all have days where we doubt our parenting skills…but doubt no longer. As long as you’re not this douche, you’re doing OK.

  • FLUFF

    Pretty sure the little girl goes to the closest to grab Daddy’s pistol at the end of the video to just end it all before begins.

  • Sambo

    I don’t care how horrid that is, I’m just laughing my balls off until they drop haha LMFAO!

  • Bob

    Who really fucking cares? His daughter looks healthy and happy. Look at her laughing and having a fun time with her daddy. What’s the fucking problem? Your this pathetic to make insults towards him because he’s having a good time? He obviously has food for her and a roof over her head AND IS STILL THERE. Do you know how many kids grow up fatherless? You’re a pathetic piece of shit.