FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 at 4:30pm by

funny family photoThey say mediocrity shouldn’t be rewarded but I really don’t have any choice judging by the quality of the entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest. Nevertheless, the following lucky four will receive the promised White Wizzard back patch and poster:

  • Skoal: “At every age Mustaine just has to be the attention whore.”
  • Primateforever: “Maybe next time you’ll follow Angelina’s lead and adopt a foreign kid.”
  • Alex W.: “The second thing Axl Rose has produced that hasn’t lived up to expectations.”
  • ryan d.: “the annual Hetfield family portrait.”

Congrats all for a job sort-of-ok-ly done. This week we’re giving away one MetalSucks t-shirt to whoever can come up with the funniest caption to the below photo sent in by Suckalo Mario Trujillo. You’ll get to choose which of the four sweet t-shirt designs you want and of course you’ll get to choose your size. Remember to use a real email address instead of Facebook Connect to comment (or just type your email address into the comment itself so we can contact you if you win).

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  • You Don’t Know Me

    What Slash was doing when he had the idea of re-recording “Paradise City” with Fergie and Cypress Hill

    • FlyingDadBomb

      I say this one wins!

  • familyghost

    how the fuck did you guys get a pic of me??bastards!!WHo0o00o0o Wheeeeeeeeeeee

  • familyghost

    ha ha look at that drunk guy..wait…THAT’S ME!

  • skoal

    And Petrucci will have to carry Labrie a different way this time

    • Ashley

      brilliant, I actually lol’d, big thumbs up to whoever got the reference

    • Xenogia

      Fucking Gold :)

    • CYN1C

      Winner!

  • Mr. Sandwich

    After several back surgeries, Tom Araya let himself go.

    • Facebook User

      DAMNIT I WAS GONNA WRITE THAT!!!!

      I vote you

      • Some Guy

        FUCK, so was I. I second the vote lol

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

          Goddamnit, I thought that as soon as I saw it.
          “I” vote for this one.

          • BTK666

            Sure you did buddy. I don’t understand the point of telling us “I was gonna say that”. What are you hoping to achieve with this statement?

      • Mr. Sandwich

        I totally did write that sucka

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Dino Cazadores

  • http://www.myspace.com/baldishguy Baldish

    Dino’s cousin isnt much more of a success. Instead of eating babies, he drinks them blended with a 4:1 ratio of their piss.

  • Wyzt

    MBM. Mexican Black Metal. Not quite the same as their Norwegian counterparts.

  • DD

    So this was why the American Carnage tour was cancelled.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    Courtney Love after a sex change.

  • Jonathan Poitras

    I pissed in a cup and now i’m drinking it!!!!

  • Spanky

    Andrew W.K. once again…partying hard

    • Wyzt

      Antonio W.K.! El Party Hardo!

      • Spanky

        *gasp* Who is Antonio W.K.!?

        Must be the mexican AWK….

        ….But that means….we still don’t know!

        WHO IS AWK!?

      • Poopenshaft

        lol @ Wyzt, that def made me laugh

  • ImMattMan

    Benicio Del Toro’s solo Wolfman wrap party. AKA Barf At The Moon.

    • anon

      Thats it! give this man the $10 000!!

  • Anticosmic

    Jack Black on set for his new film “College of Metal”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Michael-Christopher-Hall/1131120176 Richard Michael Christopher Hall

    the aftermath of dino cazares celebrating the reformation of his so so band.

    • The_Kak

      This One Wins

  • Kuranes

    Though a self-avowed teetotaler, Gene Simmons will still occasionally drink apple juice until lapsing into a diabetic coma for recreational purposes.

    • The_Kak

      I meant to say this one wins

  • Jesushedonlovecraft

    familyghost after a 4 day drinking binge.

    • familyghost

      hatin’ on the ghost!!

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Yea…Brujeria ruined my life too man…

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    ” Next up on Celebrity Rehab, Wolfgang Van Halen!”

    • Wanga

      Nicew One!!!

  • DK0

    Even 10 years after filming Traffic, Benicio del Toro was never the same…

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    ¡El metal Chupa!

  • stew

    “do these pants make me look fat?”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Will-Sutphin/29706363 Will Sutphin

      no your stomach does

  • some guy

    So that’s what the dudes from Brujeria are up to these days.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/opeth027/ Kyle

    Even the Antonio Banderas cologne won’t help this dude…

  • Blackonbothsides

    The quality of Glamour Shots sure has declined over the years.

  • crts

    Man, look at that rack. I’ll raise my glass to that.

  • Gaia

    When his son Dino comes to town Cazeres Snr likes to kick back with a beer, undo his shirt and look like a twat.

  • cougar party

    Livin’ the good life provided by Metal.

  • Francis

    Gene Simmons finally produced one to many KISS thongs, and was forced into bankruptcy. This picture of Gene was taken by Ace Frehley, who found him while on tour in Mexico, while laughing his ass off.

  • RAJ

    Coming Soon to a theater near you, Benicio Del Toro is Ron Jeremy.

    • Unkle Paul

      I would check that out …

  • Josh

    And in Metal news, it seems as though Tom Araya, vocalist and bassist of Slayer is not really undergoing back surgery. This photo was taken at a local pub yesterday, when asked for comment on why he really chose to cancel the American Carnage tour he responded: “I cant see myself touring with Dave Mustaine, I mean he now “loves” jesus, and I…well you know. It just would’nt make sense. 666!!!!!!

    • Kuranes

      I just learned today that Tom Araya loves Jesus too.

    • Ian

      ya he’s catholic

      • http://www.myspace.com/thedaisyanthesis Martin

        Yeah, that blew my mind when I found that out in high school.

  • Anselmowitz

    Gary Suarez out front of the MS mansion.

    • I killed a Dunky

      epic LOL

  • 6infinite6hatred6

    Damn, Acrassicauda’s downward spiral came really early.

  • Johnny Ringo

    You would look this also if you had to listen to all those shitty Mexican Death Metal bands with unreadable band logos who sing about taking a dump on you.

  • Matthew Grant Anson

    A rare Mexican juggalo! Throw a poke ball!

    • Nickmeister

      nice.

  • chee

    Robert Trujillo’s future if Metallica released St. Anger pt 2

  • Nickmeister

    gene simmons if kiss would have flopped.

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Marta! Without the make-up and photoshop of course!

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      BOOOOOO Dude, Fuckin Booooooo!!

      • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

        For the record I think Marta is hot, just mixing it up after a countless number of Dino, Gene Simmons and Tom Araya comments.

        • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

          Good call, I stand corrected.

  • Tom Horton

    While Shooting The Movie , ” Trick Or Treat” Gene Simmons Finds Out He Is No match For Ozzy Osbourne In The Partying Department, And Vows Never To Drink Again.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/hobo7088 hobo7088

    Despite his fellow bandmates overcoming alcoholism, and Metallica’s raging success as a band, bassist Robert Trujillo (center) puts his morals on hold for a minute after a December show in San Jose.

    • FlyingDadBomb

      California or Costa Rica?

  • Dwarfskeet

    That’s my dad! I was behind the camera. Good times… Goooood times…

  • bearbomb

    Slash Hasselhoff.

    • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

      Slashelhoff?

      • Dwarfskeet

        Poop?

  • Deven

    After the failure of his solo album, Slash was forced to pose nude for a Mexican knockoff of Playgirl.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

    Reed St. Mark, former drummer of Celtic Frost, curses Tom G. Warrior’s name.

  • jonathan

    Surprised at Fear Factory’s positive reviews for “Mechanize”, Dino Cazares went on an all-night bender.

  • Lard

    Dino Cazares 10 years from now

  • Hoodrat

    Paul Mazurkiewicz celebrating the new Cannibal Corpse album “The Mexican Spawn”

  • Tonberry

    Invisible Grappling Hook!

  • Corey Borger

    After way too many Cherry Dr. Pepper commercials, Gene Simmons gets a “KISS” of diabetes.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    Some guys have a six pack… Gene Simmons has an entire case.

  • Poopenshaft

    Dino Cazares was always ashamed of his younger brother Jesus. Now we know why.

  • Bobby Tims

    So that’s what Max Cavalera has been up to lately.

  • Pablo

    Attention Fear Factory Groupies: This is what your kid will look like if you end up screwing Dino. Consider yourself warned.

  • (required)

    A scene from the “Piratas del Caribe” ride at Disney’s new low-budget Mexican theme park, BurroDisney.

  • NickB

    Axl rosenberg posing for the annual MetalSucks shoot for their Metal Men For the Ladies calendar. The picture was aptly titled “Pure Seduction”.

  • Crrek Johnson

    In our latest installment of Where are they now we are proud to feature Juan Esteban, who starred in the Cinderella video “Gypsy Road” 22 years ago. As you can see the years have not been kind to Juan and he is most dissapointed that his Cinderalla concert shirt that the band gave him no long fits.

  • Chief

    THE BELLY OF THE WHALE!!!!

    • DevinGilmour

      I laughed

  • riotact666

    damn

  • yetzer hara

    satanic hispanics unite! metal para siempre!

    • AATHD

      GUEY!!!

  • yetzer hara

    juan brujo quit his dayjob.

  • yetzer hara

    dino cazeras’ father raises a toast to another eaten baby.

  • Bicro

    A rare photo of Chuck Billy during his circus years; post-show.

  • riotact666

    this picture is ace.

  • Hibernum

    Benicio del Toro hits rock bottom

  • joey diphard

    On Season 2 of Jersey Shore, lovable cast-member Snooki will be replaced by Dino Cazares (pictured), also known as “The Obesification”. Because he ate her.

  • Chris

    Howard Jones has been located and accounted for. Future of Killswitch Engage tour uncertain. Check back for updates.

  • MrBlack

    Gene Simmons preparing for his latest adventure

  • http://www.myspace.com/thedaisyanthesis martin

    HOLY FUCK! Dino’s been working out!

  • ChainsawTeeth

    Slosh (aka Slash) relives his glory days *Yesterdays plays in the background*

  • IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE

    (hic) TA-DAAAAAAAAA (hic)

  • Utmu

    After seeing this photo, Paul Romano appropriated it for Mastodon’s Leviathan album artwork.

  • Vakarm

    ladies and gentlemen, we at metalsucks presents, the first real un-photoshoped picture of Andrew W.K.!

  • Harold

    Zetro?

  • MarsBar

    The most metal man in history, Tom Araya’s face on Kerry King’s body.

  • FlyingDadBomb

    So THAT’S what Enrique Iglesias has been up to all along!

  • giarc

    The formation of flabation

  • RobotScythe

    Dallas Coyle 5 years from now after he risked it all on a writing career

  • aidan henry

    Tom Araya really let himself go after that back injury

  • Dom

    Dino Cazares introduces his brother as Brujeria’s new signer.

    • I Hate Ziltoid (aka Nacho Cheese Doritos)

      me likey

  • Fish

    Ozzy Osbourne’s half brother Pedro gets ready for Celebrity Fit Club.

  • chad

    An inebriated Benicio Del Toro truly dedicating himself to the role of Dr. Gonzo.

  • FlyingDadBomb

    This is what happens when “I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt” is taken literally.

  • Failure

    I think what dino is trying to say is he left his life alert in the bar, and god knows there is enough baby fat in his arteries to choke a horse.

  • hideous6

    Dino Cazares: Behind the Music

  • NickB

    Aim directly for his crooked brow AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE. MEXI. WHALE. HOLY. GRAIL.

  • Manfred Nuggets

    The cover of Ozzy’s new album: Barf At The Moon.

  • Wildman

    Kirk Hammett tries to party like he did in Metallica’s glory days.

  • BTK666

    Claudio Sanchez reveals how he came up with the concept behind Coheed and Cambria’s latest album.

  • jaime

    As your lawyer, I advise you to not watch ICP’s western. It’ll just make you drink

    • BTK666

      For the win

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      YESSS!!, not only a Fear and loathing quote but a bag on the Juggallo’s, Nice dude.!!

  • the czar

    that man is feeling fat… and sassy.

  • George K III

    Gene after the royalties ran out.

  • SourDeez

    Fear and Loathing in New Jersey.

  • Wayn

    Alex Van Halen, who is rarely spotted without his chrome aviator sunglasses, displays the reason he hides behind such a large drumkit.

  • Tony

    the essence of pornogore music

  • Owen

    Benicio Del Toro takes his method acting to new lows for the Dino Cazares biographical film “Lethal Combination: I’m Mexican and I play Metal.”

  • Carnage

    Ah so this is why Tom Ayra canceled the Slayer tour

  • Heavy Metal

    Former Major Label A&R Executive

  • akeldama

    This is the “Apex” of “A Vulgar Picture,” the “Climactic Degradation” “Of Darkness Spawned.” “A Selection Most Unnatural,” if you will.

    AKA Oceano’s Andrew Mikhail letting loose in Tijuana after quitting the band.

  • akeldama

    Nick Hipa in between seasons of LOST.

  • scott

    30 years ago Gene Simmons went on tour in mexico. This is the result.

  • akeldama

    “When Darkness Falls” by Killswitch Engage

  • Nice shirts

    No sir, I do not want to go up to your place and listen to “Love Gun” with you.

  • iceman

    Looks like Dino Cazares found the all you can eat baby buffet

  • Facebook User

    this was the entire crowd at the most recent Ratt Concert. “one more song, one more song”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Sterling-Rice/1030080162 James Sterling Rice

    “Here’s to the nights I’ve felt alone :’(”

    james.rice@smail.astate.edu ;]

  • sub

    Shane Embury sans bass plus wine.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

    Slash’s Cd release after party of one.

  • soup

    first meeting of the “i love dino cazares so much, i want to look like him fan club.”

  • Devon Czekaj

    Chuck Billy days after finding out the American Carnage tour was postponed. Nobody told him about the replacement Megadeth tour.

  • Figh on Hire

    The number of people looking forward to Limp Bizkits “Gold Cobra”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-J-Henningsgard/1024517365 Steven J. Henningsgard

    The annual “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” re-enactment party went off without a hitch this year. Miraculously, no beverages were spilled (see photo).

  • Nate

    I just ordered the Taco Bell NBA $5 Buck Box, and all I have left to finish is this cup of Coke!

  • Drew

    Tremble before him, KegGrinder, the son of perdition, composed ov fire and the void, son of the northern darkness, heard in the grim and frostbitten nights screaming bloody gore, tremble as he raises thy plastic cup, for it will shake the very foundation of the earth, and unleash Hell. All Shall Fall.

  • IrwinRSchyster

    Dan, blotto guardian of the Powerslave backdrop.

  • Wanga

    Vince Neil attains a state that finally gives him enough dirt to write his own biography.

  • I Hate Ziltoid (aka Nacho Cheese Doritos)

    Please pass me another O’Doul’s Amber

  • Future Filmmaker

    In the year 2032, Nick Hipa’s solo project, “As I lay Drinking” has their debut gig.

  • riffaholic

    Dino celebrates after getting Taco Bell to sponsor the FF tour & create a limited run ‘Spicy Baby Burrito’ in his honour.

  • Ballssack

    “Metallica got jealous when Megadeth kicked out James. Trujillo didn’t it take it so well…”

  • Alex R.

    damn guys, i slipped and im pretty sure my spine is irreversibly damaged and i will probably live the rest of my live eating from a tube but its alright because I SAVED THE BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jantje138

    After drinking drinking a shitload of beer, Skolnick’s grey streak of hair disappeared.

  • hexbasher

    hey, at least tom araya isnt eating a cheese burger off the floor like david hasslehoff…

  • josh

    Claudio Sanchez unveils the mysterious ‘Black Rainbow’

  • BruisedMetal

    This guy makes me miss John Belushi

  • Neptune

    In cas you dind’t know him bitches please meet Andreas “Gerre ” Geremia singer of the German Alcoo/Clown/Trash band TANKERD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Livingston/25310975 Robert Livingston

    Dino Cavares attempting to achieve Antonio Banderas status.

  • RenegadeDave

    Here we have Dino’s personal trainer believes that you should rise before the sun and that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

  • Frampler

    Ok, so he’s not pretty, but waking up next to this guy every morning is still way, way better than listening to Deathcore.

  • Mercyful_Kris

    Wow, the dude from Coheed really let himself go!

  • http://www.myspace.com/masticator1 Masticator mike

    ” I raise a toast the final toast to michael jackson…will someone unzip me, i need to take a piss, nooo no its not gay…just help a chakito out!”

  • FLUFF

    Sayid from LOST never fully recovered from the infection.

  • Mike B

    What Dino was doing when he reunited with Burton and decided to call the new project “Fear Factory”

  • addonex

    Dino isn’t the only disgrace to the Cazares family name

  • myke

    dino celebrates after his latest baby eating

  • Trux

    After years and years of gloom and doom, Messiah Marcolin decided it was time to taste the mundane pleasures of the world.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Lentz/20725060 Jake Lentz

    “Dude, I am not bringing a hobo with us just because he claims to be Tom Araya from the future.”

  • lordassenfroth

    is it wrong that i would rather raise my glass and cheers with this guy instead of making a funny comment?

  • WowWee!

    Give me more fire water for this beer belly.

  • http://www.myspace.com/masticator1 Masticatormike

    “Brujeria unmasked” email: urinesamplemike@aol.com

  • F

    Dino Cazeras upon hearing Fear Factory would be touring with Winds of Plague

  • BEZOAR

    After demolishing the competition in the Brazilian baby-eating contest, Dino celebrates his continuing reign as undisputed world champion.

  • Patrick

    Artie Land meet Artie Mang

  • Patrick

    Artie Lang meet Artie Mang

  • pigchop

    Blabbermouth.net’s sunshine and happy guy, RiotAct666 revealed!

  • Erik

    Claudio Sanchez in 15 years “At least i can still hold my drink up bitches!”

  • Lee

    …Screaming skull sent out to die, living Mandatory Tequila-cide..

    • Chainsword

      YES!

  • LukeD

    Gene Simmons without the make-up

  • hellboar

    Who knew Heresy could be this Divine…

  • chris

    SLAYER!!!!!

  • http://myspace.com/rican_zombie Andres

    Tom Araya, having been fired from Slayer after giving up on his battle with his back problems, can now be seen crawling around the corners of Mexico City asking for tequila donations.

  • Bam

    “I saw them I saw them! They took that metallica girl and went THATAWAY AMIGO!” or ‘Ill tell you where they took that metallica girl for 2 pesos and cerveza and one tamale, si.”

  • Who Gives A Damn

    Representation of 95% of Nu-Metal bands from the late 90s early 2000s today.

  • Josh Cline

    Wine! More wine for your ruler, The King of the Dark Nippled People!

    • Ms.Metal

      Ha! That one actually made me laugh.

  • jeff

    Tom Araya, of Slayer, sippin on some sizzzurrrp

  • Hey Look!

    Maybe we should give the Juggalos kid to this guy he seems like he would make a good father

    • Will Kriss

      LMAO

  • kevkevbangbang123

    hey, fuck you fear factory…i;m doing just fine.

  • Sin and Death

    Claudio Sanchez post Coheed and Cambria.

  • dick?

    Tom Arya lets loose after touring Dave Mustaine!

  • dick?

    Tom Arya lets loose after touring with Dave Mustaine!

  • dick?

    Dino Cesares had one too many babies that night…

  • mahkiavelli

    Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker…

  • SideoneTrackone

    Dino Cazares becomes the first man to find success with the “Beer Diet”.

  • Mutt Weiler

    The latest ironic cover of a country song by a deathcore band… Metalsucks presents IPEEDONMYSELFONCE doing “Rockin’ The Beergut”

  • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

    Sancho Gonzales Hernandez claims that he’s the first person in history to have crowd surfed. We tracked Sancho down and asked him to re-enact that moment in metal history… in a slurring, drunken, mexican-american accent he says,”‘I deed it like theese.”

  • akeldama

    gene simmons family jewels 2012 The Maya calendar’s final prediction

    • akeldama

      Now what the fuck man?

  • akeldama

    gene simmons Family Jewels 2012 The mayan calendar’s final prediction******

  • EJ666

    Having so many side projects is taking its toll on Shane Embury.

  • Dan S.

    Billy Milano’s avatar is doing a wonderful job!

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    “I propose a toast to….aw fuck I fell down.”

  • Will Kriss

    Coming This Summer to MTV! The Secret Life of George Lopez!

  • ben

    This is the picture that Gene Simmons’ guardian angel showed him when he was a child. It was at that point that little Chaim Witz decided to live a life of sobriety.

  • TaperedMind

    If I can’t piss on the Alamo, I might as well drink on it!

  • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    Next up on Where Are They Now? 2020: We caught up with the former singer of Attack Attack!

  • Larry Meiring

    Upon hearing the news of a lawsuit filed for defective KISS cockrings, Gene Simmons goes on a bender in Cabo San Lucas

  • Caleb

    Gene Simmons has really let himself go!!!

  • SchenkelTown

    Visual evidence for the argument against the nickname “Lean Simmons”

  • tall_ted

    Happy Valentine’s Day, baby!

  • TurdFerguson

    When asked about the upcoming Venom reunion, Cronos just nodded.

    • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

      ha…yeh

  • Cory

    Tony Trujillo after the St. Anger tour

  • liv33vil

    Matt Pike backstage at the High on Fire tour 2015…ready to lose the shirt and hit the stage…beer is this communion

  • Chainsword

    Tom Araya taking the doctors orders after surgery. Rest and lots of painkillers.

  • Chainsword

    James Hetfield has run out of things to spend money on, so from now on he is paying this man to sit in front of stages and catch all of Hetfield’s spit in that cup. The idea of this expenditure took 3 months for James to realize, while the lyrics for the Death Magnetic album only took him 45 minutes.

  • mooby

    Let me preface the caption by saying I am a God Forbid/Doc Coyle fan.

    “Ever wondered what Doc Coyle was doing before joining God Forbid? Wonder no more.”

  • Facebook User

    If I had to report about the new Limp Bizkit album, I’d totally kill myself with alcohol poisoning too.

  • LoBoEx

    A Spoiler of Sayid’s fate on the last episode of LOST

    • Sacajawea

      In the final episode Sayid and Hurley somehow manage to create offspring that look like this abomination.

  • Mike B

    30 years later, Antonio Banderas is still going bar to bar looking for a man, a man named Bucho

  • john

    Jesse Pintado was so rad

  • TheHangingBrain

    Many years of the rock and roll lifestyle and the incessant nagging of Gwen Stefani have taken its toll on Gavin Rossdale.

  • C Frazier

    Go … ummmm… ugh… Saints! FUCK YEAH!

  • Wanga

    The long awaited Krokus reunion gives Marc Storace reason to reflect and celebrate.

  • Sacajawea

    And this is what the Taco Bell drive through diet does to the rest of the 6 billion people in the world.

  • (required)

    Mexanize

  • wordMCface

    masonry rules bro…hey, where’s my shirt?…?…/oh it’s on my wetback!?!…anybody need some bricklayin
    I FEEL BUENO

  • FlyingDadBomb

    This is what you would see in the seedy, drug-and-murder riddled side of Acapulco.

  • canea

    For some folks, the cup is always half empty.

  • Kris

    The frontman of Coheed & Cambria experiences the consequences of having an ex-DEP member in his band.

  • Meredith

    Degrading as this picture was to take, Carlos had to raise awareness: attend too many fiestas and your nipples start to suffer from continental drifting.

  • seasonswithered

    Cruefest comes to a close in typical fashion.

  • scissormetimbers

    Gene Hoglan when he’s not on tour!

  • dale schmucker

    gene simmons in 5 years

  • Primateforever

    Benecio Del Toro’s audition photo for Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

  • WowWee!

    So this is what Vince is doing on his vacation.

  • Stiggs

    Phil Lynott comes out of hiding, says death was staged so he could go on hiatus. Now, what the former frontman of “Thin Lizzy” plans on doing, 30 years later and 60 pounds heavier, next on NBC Nightly News.

  • ryan d.

    i can now die happily,
    now that i have seen what juggalos look like without their make-up

  • Strident

    “Hey, Lars. Bob stepped for a moment, but don’t worry – I finished the mix for ya”

  • FlyingDadBomb

    Zorro: The Later Years

  • TCxArmadax

    ALCOHOLISM.
    Because mowing lawns for a living is hard work.

    • Ms.Metal

      HAHAHA!

  • http://www.daledeforest.com/audio.html Mo_Metal

    For those about the gut, we sa-loot yooo!

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    Dino Cazares is suffering from withdrawals after going 27 minutes without eating a baby.

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    Is this contest over yet? Has a winner been announced?

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    Who gave Dino Cazarres a bottle of Tequila?