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Tour de Force

METALSUCKS-SPONSORED BURGERS & BOWLING TOUR FEATURING THE RED CHORD, MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE, CHELSEA GRIN AND THOSE WHO LIE BENEATH KICKS OFF TONIGHT!

 Thursday, February 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm by

Do you like burgers? Do you like bowling? Do you love The Ultimate Warrior and have a strong desire to listen to loud, obnoxious death grind and kill every fucking thing in your fucking way? Well then you’ll love the MetalSucks co-sponsoried Burgers & Bowling tour! It’s being headlined by The Red Chord, who are one of our most favoritest bands in modern metal, and My Children My Bride, Those Who Lie Beneath, and Chelsea Grin are on all on the bill, just to sweeten the deal. Plus, if you don’t go, we’re sending The Ultimate Warrior to your house to fuck your mom and put you in traction. Just throwing that out there. Y’know. No pressure.

Complete list of dates after the jump. These shows are gonna be INSANE.

02/11 Douglasville, GA @ The 7 Venue
02/12 Pensacola, FL @ The Vault
02/13 Birmingham, AL 5 @ Points Music Hall
02/14 New Orleans, LA @ The High Ground
02/16 Wichita Falls, TX @ The Hangar
02/17 Tyler, TX @ Knights Of Columbus Hall
02/18 McAllen, TX @ The Incubator
02/19 Corpus Christi, TX @ House Of Rock
02/20 Houston, TX @ Meridian
02/21 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
02/23 Tucson, AZ @ The Rock
02/24 Las Vegas, NV @ Area 702
02/25 Bakersfield, CA @ Jerry’s Pizza
02/26 Modesto, CA @ Modesto Virtual
02/28 Palmdale, CA @ The Crossing
03/01 Flagstaff, AZ @ The Joint
03/02 Albuqurque, NM @ Launchpad
03/03 Amarillo, TX @ The War Legion Underground
03/04 Oklahoma City, OK @ Bricktown Live
03/05 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
03/06 Louisville, KY @ Uncle Pleasants
03/07 Nashville, TN @ Rocketown
03/08 Columbia, SC @ New Brookland Tavern
03/09 Raleigh, NC @ The Brewery
03/11 Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon Club
03/12 South Hackensack, NJ @ School Of Rock
03/13 Hartford, CT @ Webster Underground
03/14 Holyoke, MA @ Water Front Tavern

-AR

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  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    Chelsea Grin fucking sucks. They’re deathcore trash that tries to have witty titles. I’ve met some of their members and some of their ex-members and they’re all assholes. Fuck them, get a better opener.

    • Honeynutzz

      Dude it’s all to make the Red Chord look great. You watch 3 shitty bands suck it up then the Red Chord comes on and all they have to do is play mediocre and they will look great compared to the first 3 bands.

  • Sin and Death

    Good God! Do you think there’s enough Texas dates?

    • Sewer

      It’s a big state.

  • Zoker

    The only band I’d care about on this tour is Mychildren Mybride…

    • YildunDave

      holy shitballs dude, Mychildren Mybride suck donkey testicles… Cristian metalcore for the lose…

      • Zoker

        Somehow I expected that reaction.

        • Facebook User

          have u listened to any red chord albums? OH you have? OH you dont like them because they dont have cheesy fucking breakdowns in every song?

          i can already picture what kind of person you are: tight pants, nikes, a shotgun haircut, and a collection of bands tshirts instead of cds, with writing all over the front, like “FUCKWHATYOUTHINKISUPPORTUNDERGROUNDMETAL” or something gay..

  • http://dcmetalreview.wordpress.com/ Dan-O

    The Red Chord are the reason to go to this tour. Otherwise, I’d pass if there was a Colorado date.

  • gibberish

    I can’t even comment on the tour because this poster makes me want In-n-Out every time I see it

  • builtforsin

    At least the Red Chord will be there?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    Only a few large cities are hot. I’m counting on The Red Chord being on either Ozzfest or Summer Slaughter

  • Fong Chung

    I’ll show up late, and pray those shitty bands arent playing when The Red Chord plays.

  • WowWee!

    I’m going to this on the 24th, OH YA!

  • LukeD

    It’s fucking stupid that The Red Chord is co-headling. They play before mychildren at the show in San Antonio. Oh well, i guess i will get to bed earlier.

    • Facebook User

      bands do that sometimes. it depends on the crowd, and the venue, and the location.