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WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL?

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You tell me what’s wrong with this picture:

WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL?

Are people really like “Man, I can’t wait to see Slayer and Mastodon and Suicidal Tendencies… and Rick Springfield!”? Do we think there are a lot of Swedish Behemoth  and Watain fans who are also totally stoked to check out BTO? I guess I can see some of the over-forty set being just as excited to sing along with “Jesse’s Girl” as they are “Round and Round,” but if you’re the kind of person afflicted with that particular virus of 80s nostalgia, I don’t know what the hell you do while Danzig are on-stage. Grab a beer and wait for W.A.S.P., I guess?

Your thoughts?

-AR

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