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FUCK YOU, EVANESCENCE

 Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm by

Alright, so this isn’t actually Evanescence, but, rather, some Swedish band called The Murder of My Sweet. But is there any doubt who we have to thank for this garbage? All it needs it some dude who sounds like Mike Shitnoda rapping and we’d be all set.

Of all the cheap, shitty videos I’ve posted this week, this is far and away the cheapest and shittiest. My bar mitzvah video had better production values than this.

And the song isn’t even decent. So you can’t say “Well the video sucks but the band is good.” No. Hate-fuck this all right to fucking hell.

Then again, if you can say the words “I’m a goth” with a straight face and just got your first period, you’ll probably love it.

-AR

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  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    Even my cat hated this.

  • RenegadeDave

    “I really want you to explore the space of the studio with the tambourine”.

    Seriously, can you even pretend to be a heavy band when you have a tambourine on your track?

    I wouldn’t be too shocked if this ended up in the next twilight film.

  • http://www.youtube.com/cyrollan cyrollan

    I could have been their drummer. And my only experience comes from playing Guitar Hero World Tour.

  • Jason S.

    Watched the video until the back-up vocals kicked in. I was then inspired to go take a shit and listen for the similarities.

  • Ballssack

    That bitch has horse teeth

  • Jaziel O

    if you want to hear music in a similar style that sounds way better check out Epica, Delain, After Forever, and To-Mera

  • Facebook User

    wtf is this garabge?

  • Jen Yoshida

    my cat just also ran out of the room.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    The bassist looks like Diedrich Bader if he had a Zappa-’stache.

    • Ahhh

      Ahhhhhhh! i opened up the comments just to say that shit! Nothing about the Zappa stache, just that he looks FUCKING EXACTLY LIKE THE NEIGHBOR FROM OFFICE SPACE

      • Poopenshaft

        he looks a little bit like a young Gallagher to me.

  • Dirtman73

    She’s got a purty mouth…I’d like to pee in it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Haley/100000418183582 Nick Haley

      I’d pee in her butt.

    • TitanofTofu

      I think that Ron Jeremy on bass already took care of that.

  • UpwindGravy

    Thank you Axl. Your to-the-point review saved me 4:39. LOL Hate fuck it all to hell! For fuck sake!

  • Limmy Killmeister

    I suddenly feel ashamed of being Swedish…

    • anthony

      you’d better :P

  • Kye

    Say what you want about Evanescence, Fallen and the Open Door are both way better than the bullshit album Lacuna Coil put out last year that got a good review on this site.

    That said, this sucks ass.

    • Mr. Censored

      Agreed. The new Lacuna Coil was completely terrible.

      • Jonathan

        And I bought it (months ago, when the review was posted, of course). I seriously think that maybe getting All That Remains’ first album would’ve been the better choice…

  • hexbasher

    i dunno…i couldn’t hear it beacuse i have metal church cranked at work….video be better if we saw her tits

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      I want your job..ANY job that will let me crank Metal Church at work. Do you work for Jesus?

  • Benjamin

    I would so hate fuck that.

    :D

    -Benzel

    Wait, isn’t this Celine Dion?

  • evilfatguy

    So Swedish music culture really IS about ten years behind us.. interesting..

  • Rodt

    pick a formula,,,ANY formula!!

  • HokiePokie

    Lord Jesus, I know you can love Evanescence to death, but you do not have to be EXACTLY like them.

    I haven’t heard a lot of Evanescence songs, but from what I have heard from them, this song is basically an Evanescence song.

  • Unholy Juggalo

    What did this have to do with Evanescence?

  • (required)

    Abbanescence

  • The Ghost of D. Boon

    Fuck that shit guys, you can’t blame Evanescence for this dogshit. They were just taking cues from a whole bunch of fucking stupid European “gothic metal” or some shit bands and Americanising it. They made it lamer, but they weren’t the first.

  • Yourmom

    Fuck all you opinionated idiots. If you don’t like it, don’t listen to it…it wasn’t THAT bad – and besides, you have no right blaming any band for what some other completely unrelated band does. I guarantee that Evanescence has done more in their lifetimes than you have, or probably ever will, you fucktards. QQ more noobs :D