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JUGGALO NEWS: LIKE FOX NEWS, ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS STUPID

 Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm by

Someday making fun of Juggalos will get old… but today is not that day.

And in any case, these clearly aren’t real Juggalos, but, rather, satirists. (I don’t think that most Juggalos know what the word “satirist” even means.) And I say “Bravo!” to them, because this is short, sweet, and hilarious:

And just for the record, if there were really a show called Shit’s Fucked Up Hospital, I would totally watch it.

-AR

[via Metal Injection]

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  • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

    I didn’t watch, but do they have a Juggalo Glenn Beck? I would think all of the crying might mess up his face pain, though.

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII

      Or paint, although either one works.

    • http://myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

      Yep, towards the end.

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      You mean Glenn Beck ISNT a juggalo?

      • Jonathan

        Nope. His father was a juggalo, and his mother was Dave Mustaine. Even notice how the two are fixated on one subject, and never stop crying about it?

  • brandonmetal

    excellent!
    ’16,000 juggalos to be displaced from parents basements!’

  • Nine

    hahaha, that was awesome.

    if only all newscasts were like that.

    • Oden

      fox news rules. any assertion that more metal-heads are democrat than republican is fucking insane. metal centers around a take-no-shit mentality… yes repubs can be fucking dumbasses but what’s worse is democrats are fucking pussies. the one thing i hate most about this site is the occasional far-left commentary; ex: propping up fucking Otep for being pro GLBT? WTF guys come on!

      By no means do I dislike the Jewish but Rosenberg and all of Obama’s other Jewish supporters will have blood on their hands when our government allows Iran to develop the nuclear weapons that destroy Israel. Last time I checked, it was the Repubs, not Dems, that were standing up to fight on their behalf…

      • Facebook User

        Funny, every metal head I know is either a liberal, a centrist, or non-political. I don’t know any right-wing fucktard metal heads.

        • Oden

          Thats because your friends listen to bands like IWABO and Dragonforce

          • DidgeryDo

            LMAO +1

            I lean right myself.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Forde/666126214 Brandon Forde

        Is Napalm Death a silly pussy band? They are Liberal as fuck as with Gojira. Like all genres there is fans on both sides. It doesn’t dictate. Even in super left-wing based genres like punk there is right wing. And also A lot of Democrats like myself will go out of my way to prove why you are wrong. All the stupid Metal heads that listen to White Chapel and deathcore tend to be Republican. Either that or you are into NSBM.

  • Dwarfskeet

    That was amazing! I was dying! Good find.

    • Sambo

      You can thank me for finding the video haha.

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    That is phenomenal!!! Definitely worth the wait to be able to hear what they are saying, seeing as I don’t have speakers at work.
    As for it, possibly, someday getting old making fun of juggalos, I hope I don’t live in that world!

  • Facebook User

    I bet 90% of Juggalos don’t get that they are being lampooned.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

      I had a friend who believes in Egyptian gods and that there are demons trying to kill him in his house (or mom’s house rather) and guess what, he’s a full-on juggalo. And he don’t know we all lampoon him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Snow/514886363 Brendan Snow

    oh my god, Glenn beck at the end was the best…

  • DidgeryDo

    I don’t understand why, but the background music was at the levels the voices should have been at and
    vice versa. What this means is I had to crank this up ALL the way to hear anything up until the “mothafukin
    comercial break” where the background music completely destroyed my eardrums.

    Funny shit. Was anyone else having the sound issue I had or is this just me?

    • Me

      just you I believe, no sound problems here.

      • DidgeryDo

        I went to another computer and it worked fine. Wierd.

  • Bicro

    Amazing.

    I would watch the shit outta this if it was real.

    • twistedfreak

      Shit yes! haha

  • Spanky

    That. Was. Awesome.

  • Zoker

    I love that juggalette.

  • Peter Griffin

    HAHAHAHA this was amazing!!! Excellent find!

    • Sambo

      You can thank me for sendind this video to them. :)

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Lol, they were too articulate to be real Juggalos.

    Funny shit!

  • brent

    Scott Gairdner is fantastic. His Michael McDonald halloween video is still one of the funniest videos I’ve seen on the net.

  • ZapBranigan

    Simply hilarious

  • Unkle Paul

    Ta hanks Sambo. That was INCREDIBLE ….

    • Sambo

      Well after the video finally loaded, I realized it wasn’t the one I sent but I sent them a video that was just like this, except it was a 12-minute video called “Hatchet Happenings”. It’s not as funny as this video but it will still give you all the laughs in the world.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    Dope Ass Newsocaust lmao.

  • DidgeryDo

    I knew a guy like that in college. Our getting to know you conversation consisted of him
    saying that he was still getting over seeing his best friend stabbed with a spear in
    ancient Egypt thousands of years ago. I figured the expensive car his parents gave him
    must have helped the healing process somewhat but still he had no friends to console him.
    I quickly realized why lol.

    He blasted techno music from his expensive bright yellow sports car that supposedly had
    “secret vampire messages.” He bragged about his Necr1nom1con from ancient Egypt
    and gleefully retold how he got the original owners to part with this antique for a mere
    five dollars at a garage sale. When I asked him he produced a dogeared paperback
    and I immediately pointed out that the barcode on the back might call into
    question it’s authenticity.

    All I really saw of him after that was when he was being called “f@gpire” by some
    other guys at the campus center. He was such a wierd guy.

    • DidgeryDo

      I tried posting this a LOT of times. I forgot that f@gpire was a bad word.

    • DidgeryDo

      That story was in reply to Anthony Showalter’s comment BTW.

  • DidgeryDo

    Was anybody else reminded of a videogame addiction from eight years ago by the scrolling text at the
    bottom?

    Unmistakingly the font from Diablo 2!