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What the fuck??

SEE MIKE PATTON’S PENIS

 Thursday, February 25th, 2010 at 2:10pm by

Well, the headline says it all. According to The PRP, Mike whipped out his Patton during a recent Faith No More performance in Australia. And since we’re equal-opportunity offenders here at MetalSucks, fair’s fair…

So, after the jump, have a look at Mr. Patton’s penis. Needless to say, it’s NSFW.

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    Mike Patton is fucking crazy. and an asshole. a crazy asshole.

  • Hated

    wow..that really is his pecker. Pretty ballsy of him.

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.wordpress.com/ groverXIII
      • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

        Click it a bunch of times and you’ve got yourself a blastbeat button.

  • dickholedick

    NSFW??? i dont know text lingo!!!!! poor guy it looks like hes giving it a good ol stretch

    • joshkid

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nsfw
      move out of your cave dude! lol

      • DidgeryDo

        I was pretty sure it was Not Satisfying For Women. Are you sure?

        • Genial Gentile

          Ha! You hit that one out of the park.

  • yetzer hara

    not the first time patton’s whipped it out on stage. probably not the last time either.

  • Fasshole

    is that a cigar?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-See/726690352 Jay See

    EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY OFFENDERS!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Kelly/10515129 Kim Kelly

    Unimpressive.

    • I’m not racst, but I hate Oceano

      Its soft.

      • C

        Really, guys? You’re having that conversation?

  • LULWUT

    And yes, before anyone asks, his penis does have more musical ability than almost anybody else.

    • The Overmatt

      As if anyone was really wondering. That’s a fact of life dude,

    • spwee

      William Murderface has more skills with his dick

      • Vakarm

        he can play bass with it. now THATS talent

  • http://www.demonpigeon.com dan

    That’s the front cover for the new Tomahawk sorted then.

  • ColinJ

    That looks like his scrote.

    Good God, I’m now officially 38.2% gayer.

    • I’m not racst, but I hate Oceano

      Oh yeah thats definitely his ball skin.

  • Joe the Destroyer

    oh Mike Patton, you so crazy.

  • Bic Pen

    Jesus, those clothes he’s wearing are so last year.

    • ColinJ

      You are now officially 68.5% gayer.

  • Tonberry

    Looks like he’s about to pull the damn thing clean off

  • Eddie

    Squeeze me macaroni.

    • Satch Armstrong

      HA!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Darrell-Erickson/595856588 Darrell Erickson

        win!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazZQBLsHNo Cheesygrinner
  • Wolverine999

    supmydip!

  • Sammy

    Do you realize you guys followed up a post about a band whose name is very close to “anal” with a post about a penis?

  • Carnage

    OK,Mike Patton has showed us his foreskin,I’ve seen Adam D’s anus,GG Allin has pretty much ran around naked on stage……here’s my question,with all this male nudity in metal-when are we gonna get some female nudity in metal?I’m sure I’m not alone when I say this but is anyone up for a “boobie” flash from Julie Kiss or Cristina Scabbia?

    • ColinJ

      Or a full, lingering brown-eye from Simone SImons.

      Wait… have I gone too far?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

    hahaha look at billy in the background laughing it up. “ahhh mike’s pullin out his dick again, classic”

  • http://myspace.com/inbetweenjobs SKLives

    Long live rock and roll.
    Atleast someone out there is still entertaining the people.

  • http://metalijection.net Andtheknee

    While all you gay wads are looking at his ding-dong, check out the mean blowie he’s giving to the microphone! (yes I know he does that for effects)

  • ferris

    According to witnesses, it was in your face, but you couldn’t grab it.

    • SmiteTheBeast

      HAHAHA win.

  • http://myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

    JIZZLOBBER!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Charles-McIntosh/620359714 Joseph Charles McIntosh

    not exactly iggy pop, is he

  • Nate

    Boy, there sure are a lot of comments about a penis.

  • justin bieber

    how is that a fucking cock?

  • http://www.myspace.com/ashellbrokeloose fhvgjhbkj

    anyone notice Patton’s openly gay bass player staring with a smile?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stuart-Hayday/678805388 Stuart Hayday

      It’s actually the keyboardist who’s gay.

  • bbc

    TOTALLY FAKE!

  • ITTOA666

    The video is fucking great.

  • Heidi

    That’s one penis I’m excited to see. Thanks for posting this because he didn’t pull it out when I saw him. I can’t now go rub one out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastiano-Magnanini/690177250 Sebastiano Magnanini

    he’s doing a double on himself, pulling one and sucking the mic….. this guy was, is and always be AMAZING, I see this “sexual orientation” thing fit the part very well, he was married, too….. butg with him you still talk about his music, other musicianwould have their carriers destroyed by this, in the case of Mike…..he’s so worried is pulling hmself one on stage….GENIUS

  • Cat22

    kinda small

  • Cat22

    kinda small