SEE MIKE PATTON’S PENIS
Thursday, February 25th, 2010 at 2:10pm by Axl RosenbergWell, the headline says it all. According to The PRP, Mike whipped out his Patton during a recent Faith No More performance in Australia. And since we’re equal-opportunity offenders here at MetalSucks, fair’s fair…
So, after the jump, have a look at Mr. Patton’s penis. Needless to say, it’s NSFW.
-AR
47 COMMENTS on “SEE MIKE PATTON’S PENIS”
Mike Patton is fucking crazy. and an asshole. a crazy asshole.
wow..that really is his pecker. Pretty ballsy of him.
HEYOOOOOO
Click it a bunch of times and you’ve got yourself a blastbeat button.
NSFW??? i dont know text lingo!!!!! poor guy it looks like hes giving it a good ol stretch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nsfw
move out of your cave dude! lol
I was pretty sure it was Not Satisfying For Women. Are you sure?
Ha! You hit that one out of the park.
not the first time patton’s whipped it out on stage. probably not the last time either.
is that a cigar?
EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY OFFENDERS!!
Unimpressive.
Its soft.
Really, guys? You’re having that conversation?
And yes, before anyone asks, his penis does have more musical ability than almost anybody else.
As if anyone was really wondering. That’s a fact of life dude,
William Murderface has more skills with his dick
he can play bass with it. now THATS talent
That’s the front cover for the new Tomahawk sorted then.
That looks like his scrote.
Good God, I’m now officially 38.2% gayer.
Oh yeah thats definitely his ball skin.
oh Mike Patton, you so crazy.
Jesus, those clothes he’s wearing are so last year.
You are now officially 68.5% gayer.
Looks like he’s about to pull the damn thing clean off
Squeeze me macaroni.
HA!
win!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazZQBLsHNo
supmydip!
Do you realize you guys followed up a post about a band whose name is very close to “anal” with a post about a penis?
OK,Mike Patton has showed us his foreskin,I’ve seen Adam D’s anus,GG Allin has pretty much ran around naked on stage……here’s my question,with all this male nudity in metal-when are we gonna get some female nudity in metal?I’m sure I’m not alone when I say this but is anyone up for a “boobie” flash from Julie Kiss or Cristina Scabbia?
Or a full, lingering brown-eye from Simone SImons.
Wait… have I gone too far?
hahaha look at billy in the background laughing it up. “ahhh mike’s pullin out his dick again, classic”
Long live rock and roll.
Atleast someone out there is still entertaining the people.
While all you gay wads are looking at his ding-dong, check out the mean blowie he’s giving to the microphone! (yes I know he does that for effects)
According to witnesses, it was in your face, but you couldn’t grab it.
HAHAHA win.
JIZZLOBBER!!
not exactly iggy pop, is he
Boy, there sure are a lot of comments about a penis.
how is that a fucking cock?
anyone notice Patton’s openly gay bass player staring with a smile?
It’s actually the keyboardist who’s gay.
TOTALLY FAKE!
The video is fucking great.
That’s one penis I’m excited to see. Thanks for posting this because he didn’t pull it out when I saw him. I can’t now go rub one out.