GENE SIMMONS’ APPLE DIDN’T FALL VERY FAR FROM THE TREE

Friday, February 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm by

SHOCKER! Gene Simmons’ son, Nick, is a total prick! I can’t believe it. I have no idea how that ever could have happened. I mean, he had such a good role model growing up.

From some dork website I’m not familiar with (via SMN):

“The American company Radical Publishing has announced that it halted the production and distribution of Nick Simmons’ Incarnate comic book series on Wednesday evening, amid allegations that the comic plagiarized Tite Kubo’s Bleach manga. According to Radical, ‘We are taking this matter seriously and making efforts now to contact the publishers of the works in question in an effort to resolve this matter.’”

What Would Tyler Durden Do (don’t ask) reports that Nicky-boy has gone on Facebook [Just some dude pretending to be Nick Simmons... oh, well. -Ed.] and demanded an apology. And side-by-side comparisons of his comic with the one he’s accused of ripping-off show that he deserves one. I mean, they’re clearly totally different (Simmons’ is the one in color, the original in b&w):

See? Dude is so innocent.

Topless Robot says that “there have been over 50 million Bleach manga volumes sold worldwide, more than a million in America alone.” Or, put more simply: even if you ignore how immoral plagiarism is, Simmons never had any real chance of getting away with this. He didn’t steal a riff from some obscure tr00 kvlt band – he stole a riff from frickin’ Slayer. What a fucking idiot.

Check out more side-by-side comparisons here and here.

-AR

  • kelfro

    Strange, to me the kid kinda looks like Paul Stanley. WWTDD is a good website if you need a laugh, or celebrity tits every now and then.

  • Horeshine

    ..Wow. When I saw the first picture, part of me thought… coincidence or something similar, then I followed the link to the other comparisons….. The guy must have thought he’d get called out sometime..

    • metalAC13

      I thought the same exact thing. What a fucking moron. The comic turned into a TV cartoon; how the hell can you think you can plagiarize something that popular and get away with it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Toth/1177267346 Daniel Toth

    Not a surprise …… anything that spawns from the KISS camp is total shit …… just like this little turd

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daylen-Wright/1184899973 Daylen Wright

    I suppose I should point out that the comments that “Nick” made were not, in fact, Nick Simmons himself. That was a person trolling and parading around with his name as his guise. As hilarious as those comments are, they lose their luster knowing that it was just a ploy.

    • Dana

      Thank You Daylen for helping in working out this mess I cant believe how many times we’ve said this already and still people keep confusing the troll with the real Nick. Thank You again.

  • Dana

    Nick Simmons Didnt go on Facebook Please correct it that was troll and we call him Magma-kun please straight it out and Thank you ^_^

    • pariah

      whoa, he has a defense force. how does it feel defending a hack?

  • Kuranes

    Anime/Manga/whatever sucks ass anyway.

    • Dana

      Please dnt insult Manga if u dnt like it just say you dnt, it doesnt have to be of your liking the point is that he stole other ppls work and said was his own original work.

      • Kuranes

        Okay, I still stand by my blanket statement. Now go have sex with some furry animal with enormous human boobs.

        • http://myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

          You, sir, gave me the first LOL of the day. Props to you.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

          hahahaha agreed

        • Tonberry

          You know, I’d make a comment about how it’s stupid to stereotype an entire genre based on the small percentage on fringe subgenres, how it’s like saying metal sucks because I heard Rose Funeral and they sucked… but I ain’t saying shit, on account of having several gigs of violent sexual/freakshow manga on my comp. Damn these lecherous Asian genes- time for me to go read about sex maids with regenerative powers whose babies get raped and thrown into blenders by the President of the US

          XDXDXDXDXD

        • Dirtman73

          I think your real problem is that your brain is too tiny to register the fact that proper manga has to be read back to front, NOT front to back. Try it the right way next time. Oh, and stick to classics like Akira or Domu or MPD Psycho. If you think manga is only about human/animal tentacle schoolgirl sex, you’ve been reading the wrong books.

      • metalguy

        I cant beleive that a user of a metal website, were we practically shit on everyones tastes and noone cares, is using the “dint comment if you dont like it defense”. i like manga and anime too, but a simple fuck you would have sufficed.

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  • metalguy

    his drawing is fucking terrible too. jesus christ leave mnga to the japanese, please

  • I killed a Dunky

    looser

  • Robotscythe

    Put’s Nick in the same class as Greg Land.

  • http://www.myspace.com/breathofmetalproductions pokesmot

    what a douche just like his father

  • ian

    ITT Weeaboos invade Metalsucks.

  • WowWee!

    You would’ve thought with his opportunities he could try a little harder to not totally rip off the currently most popular animes. What a smart kid.

  • derek

    All anime looks the same to me.

  • guey

    He probably can’t throw sheeny curses like his dad does.

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    Couldn’t live up to daddy’s big shadow, huh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/TJ-Fuller/50107015 T.J. Fuller

    Not just BLEACH, but BLEACH /fanart/. Yeebus, d00d. Though, I will say I like the design of the dog-beast thing, even if its general shape ain’t original.

  • C.

    Gene Simmons Vs. Angry Weeaboos:

    Whoever wins, we lose.

    • yo momma

      this is the best comment ever

      (and i’m a manga fan)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Edward-Przydzial/1322814784 Edward Przydzial
  • Hhornblowe

    Simmons STOP CHEATING DOGGONIT STOP IT!!! Nick is suffering obv