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THIS WEATHER FUCKING SUCKS

 Friday, February 26th, 2010 at 9:30am by

The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys work furiously to meet Lord Rosenberg’s demand that all snow in front of the Axl Annex be cleared immediately.

It’s fucking snowing out. Didja hear?

Here’s some cold, angry Despised Icon to kick-off what promises to be another cold, angry weekend.




And just to piss you off more:

-AR

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  • Viking_xxx

    Don’t you homos get thinking you get a snow day!!!! My work is closed, so I am stuck at home and I need to read your stooopid site!

  • Elpants

    Looks like an average winter in the Mountain West.

    Man up, pussy.

  • Alex_P

    Americans are all so weak when it comes to snow. You’re all like “oh no, there’s a half-meter on the ground! How will we ever get to the McDonalds, where we will buy 10 cheeseburgers with our credit cards.” Come to Canada, comrade, and we’ll show you a real winter.

    • HangON!

      I can’t get in to Canada. OWI.

    • Johnny

      Real winter and shitloads of asians that speak french. No ty.

    • WetBiscut

      Here here, man. And SNOW is Canadian!

      what a great song.

      • Geekbeater

        Typical foreigner thinking Americans are all fat and eat at Mcdonalds all day long. Your an idiot

        • bretton

          Naw, it’s only half of Americans. I didn’t realize the American spelling of “you’re” was simplified to the same as the possessive “your.”

          Come to Western Canada! where it’s been beach weather since early February. Friggin’ 15 degrees (60 in Fahrenheit)

          • lybrium

            Yeah, I’m in British Columbia and its been hot and sunny since Christmas, suck it NY!

        • Watty

          He’s right though…most Americans are fat and eat shit all day.

          Whether or not that spelling error was inserted on purpose or not, it made me lol.

        • deanerhead

          Exactly…some of us like Burger King.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

            I’m going to get a hamburger right now (and it’s not even 10:30 a.m.). Fuddrucker’s. Mmmmm.

            Also, I’m at my target weight for my height, so fuck all y’all.

        • pariah

          i’m a foreigner who spent a year in the states, and some of the stereotypes were true, others weren’t. but the one about Americans loving greasy and disgusting food was certainly true. most of the people I met weren’t of the smart type either. then again, i lived in grand forks, nd.

          and it’s still funny seeing people accusing others of being dumb with “your dumb”

        • Alex_P

          Oh man. You have no grasp of humorous statements, do you? I’ve been to the states, dude. Everyone in Canada has. My joke is that Canada is a communist country mocking the largess of your capitalism. Also, what are you telling me about my an idiot? I see you’re implying I own an idiot, but you haven’t formed a proper sentence from which I can derive meaning.

    • mr lun

      why would anybody want to go to canada to hang out in shitty weather? that just seems a bit dumb, no?
      “Pshh, you guys think it’s hot in texas? Come to the amazon rainforest and i’ll show you what heat and humidity REALLY IS.” yeah, no…

      besides, you guys use all those extraneous letters in spelling, and can’t pronounce words properly.

    • Genial Gentile

      Maybe you should take this into consideration next time you’re bitching about no tours coming to Canada…that’s why.

      • crapmcpoopin

        Canada is only good for Molson XXX. Other than that… fuck canada.

        • lybrium

          are you kidding me? Molson blows!

          • Alex_P

            Unibroue is where it’s at. All their brands that don’t taste like fruit kick ass. Fin du Monde is what I’ll be drinking all through Fimbul Winter, in preparation for the final war where I shall fight for my gods.

        • Ian

          Umm, we have really loose marijuana laws, we have BC bud!!!!!!!, our beer is more alcoholic than your American pissy beer, we’re better at hockey, we have a larger country, we don’t pollute as much as you fucks, we aren’t arrogant (besides now, cause I’m making a point), we have better healthcare, prescription drugs don’t cost a fortune, countries don’t HATE us, we aren’t fighting a war that doesn’t exist, we won’t be fucked when global warming hits, we don’t try to police the world, we don’t give tax cuts to the rich…I could go on. I really do like the States, but it’s arrogant, self-righteous people like you that make me say: Fuck America

          • fester

            fuck your cookie-cutter, chemy-ass beasters. That’s the McDonald’s of marijuana right there. Oregon/NorCal, biotch.

    • FuckinEh

      Amen bro! And not the pussy ass vancouver winters! Come to Alberta! Or go to winnipeg! Thats a fucking winter! I bet its not -40 some degrees down there like it was here in medicine hat earlier this year

      • SourDeez

        What you people don’t understand about snow in New York, is that it’s only really snow for a little while. It always inevitably turns into horrendous piles of nasty black sludge, and because every street corner is basically a giant bowl, you always wind up covered in that shit. It’s certainly warm compared to a Canadian winter, I’ve been to Montreal in December and that shit is rough. But it’s not the cold or snow that’s the problem here in NYC, it’s the fact that we have to walk in order to do anything, and therefore we have to walk through the deep puddles of filth on the street.

    • Sin and Death

      You described my day to a ‘t’, alex.

      • Sin and Death

        Except we don’t use metric, dumbass!

        • Alex_P

          I know, dude. But you should.

    • Douchebag

      What a moran.

    • SD

      I am American… live in South Dakota… have a couple meters of the snow on the ground… it has been in the negatives for a few months. I have a right to complain.

  • Ron

    I came from NH, trust me…snow is fucking retarded. Shovel that shit your whole life….it gets fucking old real quick. And that’s why I moved to Florida…ahhhh. Hurricanes are way more interesting then blizzards lol

  • I’m anti-semetic and I love orphand land

    I love despised icon and deathcore, I also love cock too!!!!

    • Discipleofthewatch

      orphaned, right? Not orphnd.

  • Adam

    Damn, that weather looks fucking grim.

  • therealmetalmatt

    Sure, snow is a pain but I don’t hate it. The only thing I hate is assholes who can’t seem to drive when it’s snowing even though they’ve lived through more then two winters. I come from Michigan where we can get a good amount of snow and yet people still insist on driving 70 mph when there’s a snowstorm.

  • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

    why cant anyone on the east coast handle any type of snow storm ever?

    • crapmcpoopin

      Because we live on the East Coast. If we enjoyed winter weather, we would live in North Dakota.

      • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

        Duluth, MN

  • Who

    Here, in the south of France, the weather is gorgeous, though a little windy…
    About 64°F down here.
    Fuck y’all in return.

    • Genial Gentile

      Tais- toi, Grenouille!

      • Discipleofthewatch

        Fermez la bouche maintenant!

        I’m out in California, where it is supposed to rain tonight.

        • Who

          It’s better to say “ferme ta gueule” if you really wanna know.
          Are there clouds over California ?

          • Genial Gentile

            Comment dit-on “Shut your fucking brie hole, frenchy”?

            Haha…I keed.

          • Who

            I dunno the word “brie”.
            Do you mean the french cheese ?
            Isn’t it a Black Sab’s song, “a hole in the brie” ?

            Whatever it means, you shouldn’t say it to a french southerner, brie is a cheese from Maux, near Paris.
            Our southern cheeses are way better.

          • Genial Gentile

            fair enough, mon ami.

          • Discipleofthewatch

            d’accord.

            Indeed, there are. I see what you did there with your devildriver reference.

    • IamracistbutiloveOceano

      Its funny that even southern Frenchmen use the “word” ya’ll.

      Maybe its just me.

      • Who

        I didn’t write “ya’ll”, I wrote “y’all”.
        Maybe you should start learning to read your own language ?

        Southern France is South of Heaven.

        • Discipleofthewatch

          I see what you did there with your Slayer reference.

  • Jeremy Sanchez

    The winter here in Quebec has been awesomely warm all season round! It’s been like one long ass spring with maybe 2 or 3 significant snowfalls. Except today is windy as shit and it’s causing people to lose electricity. Oh well, living like cavemen is totally METAL anyway.

    On a side note, I’m wearing my MetalSucks shirt at work right now and now everyone I work with thinks I hate metal.

    Oh, the irony.

    • Discipleofthewatch

      Take a picture of yourself at work wearing the MS shirt. Surely by now they must know that you actually love metal? Or you’re new there.

  • Kàn I)))

    I’d love to be there. Better than this shitty hot weather here in Brazil.

  • bearbomb

    Wow. Looks like MN 250 some days out of the year. Drink an extra latte to keep you warm, pussy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Snow/514886363 Brendan Snow

    ironic that you chose a despised icon song, considering they’re from Montreal and probably don’t whine like little bitches when there’s a bit of snow on the ground

  • West Virginia

    im getting tired of the snow as well. wouldnt be so bad if i didnt have to drive in the shit.

    but cool thing is i can keep my beer cold out my door. its closer than the kitchen

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    I’m loving the snow, but the shit that’s been happening upstate NY is that it will snow for an hour then rain for an hour, and just keep cycling like that. That makes for some miserable fucking weather. Not to mention all of the schmucks here in their pickups and SUVs thinking that because they have 4 wheel drive they can go 55 with 6 inches of snow on the road. I’m happy i watched 2 trucks go off the road Tuesday night on the way home from work.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    haha just to add insult axl Here in MA its only rained for the last few days. Its melted all our snow XD

    • SP420

      SERIOUSLY, MA and CT have been getting so fucking shafted. It’s fucking horrible. Yesterday was nothing but a fucking joke. RAIN ALL DAY WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN SNOW.

  • gauche

    it snowed 30 inches in my town tuesday night and has been raining/snowing ever since. work has been closed for the past 3 days. i live in Vermont so i can handle snow. doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    wah, it’s snowing. my pussy is shivering. wahhh

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micheal-Vanderven/502827008 Micheal Vanderven

    LMAO HILARIOUS DESPISED TABARNAK LMAO i love this video

    and snow ontop of that? ALICKYBOOMBOOMCHYEEEAHHHH

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micheal-Vanderven/502827008 Micheal Vanderven

    oh and can everyone please stop bitching? its like this every fucking day up north. we dont even shut the schools down, when some american towns close down after 5cm of snow (YES CENTIMETRES)

  • Shinaain

    Snow in the Northeast/Midwest is like death and taxes – you expect it, but it doesn’t suck any less. I’ll bet a bunch of you who were calling Axl a p*ssy (NSFW) still get bummed when you look at your paychecks and realize how much of it migrated to the tax column and snow is somewhat the same, so get off of Axl.

    At least I have MetalSucks to commiserate with this morning. Since I moved out to the Midwest, it’s interested me how they don’t seem to think it’s necessary to keep the road markings prominent, since the weather rubs them off every few months anyway. Even after the roads are plowed and sanded no one can see the road markings, so people just say screw it and make up their own lanes. On the drive to work this morning, I was nearly taken out by the special ed bus commandeering two lanes of traffic. Literally, I nearly met a grisly end being crushed by the “short bus.” Of course, in reporting that near mishap, I gave the office smart-aleck material for the next hour of amusement at my expense. To be fair, I regularly give him plenty of material.

  • I killed a Dunky

    Come to the DOminican Republic where is SUMMER ALL YEAR XD

    • fester

      …and where we use haitians as slave labor because we’re racist as fuck

  • SourDeez

    Well now I know the Axl Annex is in my neck of the woods. I had my suspicions about all those monkeys on Leroy street.

  • Ty

    Snow = snowboarding = win.

    • gauche

      no snow = skateboarding = better

  • Chud

    45 and not a cloud in the sky in Denver :D

  • brandonmetal

    it is unmetal to whine about the weather

  • Rachel

    Listen to Wintersun or Norther in this weather. It’s perfect for this weather!.

  • Nate

    This weather fucking sucks? Um, Welcome to Buffalo every fucking day.