I AM THE BLAWG: THE LAW OF METALOCALYPSE – “THE CURSE OF DETHKLOK”

Monday, March 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm by

Season 1, Episode 1 “The Curse of Dethklok”

In what will be a continuing feature of this column, I am going to watch episodes of Metalocalypse and analyze any of the issues that come up.  Some episodes have more issues than others, so I might not get through all of the issues in an episode in a given post.  Really, I just want to be able to say that watching Metalocalypse is productive work for me.

In the first episode, Dethklok requires that fans sign “pain waivers” to release the band from liability at the Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle Batsfjord MassacreFest.  Obviously thinking ahead of what can and will happen at their shows, it seems like a good plan for Dethklok, as the show results in fans being crushed, burned, dissolved, or otherwise maimed or killed.  But could a waiver really allow Dethklok to escape liability for the deaths of hundreds of fans?
Yes, I know they are in Norway, and the laws there are different.  I’m basing this on US law because I don’t have the time to learn Norwegian law.  I’m sure you understand.

It is possible to get around potentially negligent conduct with the use of a waiver.  Why would you want one?  As with most things lawyers do, somebody is looking to get out of liability for potentially dangerous conduct. Basically, you want to insulate yourself from liability for negligent conduct.

Negligence is a branch of tort law that deals with parties that disregard a standard of care that results in damages. Negligent activity is any action that falls below the standard of care to which a reasonable person would conform to prevent injury to others from foreseeable risks of harm. If you start start firing a gun in to the air, this is negligent activity because you should know that those bullets are going to come down and could hurt someone. Negligence is concerned with stopping activity you should know is dangerous.

For a waiver to be valid to prevent liability for negligent conduct, it will have to be clear and unambiguous about the potential risks.  It would not be valid if it just said that dangerous things might happen, and that you as the participant will have to be aware of these unnamed risks.  Such a clause is not allowed because people need to know exactly what they are agreeing to, and by not telling them the potential risks, they cannot competently waive their rights.  By spelling out the exact dangers, you can have a valid waiver.

For example, if you are on an African safari, there is a chance you might get eaten by a tiger.  It’s not the organizer’s fault, but it might happen.  By explaining up front that tigers are roaming about and you might get eaten, the organizer will be able to escape  liability for tiger attacks. For  Dethklok, requiring a signed waiver acknowledges that there is going to be an activity that might result in harm to some people that is beyond their control.  It is possible that somebody will get hurt in the pit, and Dethklok can’t be responsible for that.

The problem here is that the activities giving rise to suits against Dethklok from the Batsfjord Murder MassacreFest were all voluntary.  Dethklok knew or should have known that pouring boiling coffee (or whatever that might have been) would result in injury, which it clearly did.  So, even if they didn’t intend to injure others, they could still be held liable for conduct.  It is not possible for Dethklok to rationally argue that they did not intend to have this conduct occur. They klokateers were on the stage dumping coffee on the fans, and that won’t be covered by waivers.  That conduct is intentional, and not negligent.

I talked about consent a few weeks ago, and, specifically, about how consent can prevent liability.  Would that be applicable here? While you can consent to conduct, an agreement that spells things out beforehand would clear up any misconceptions.  Even though there is consent here in the form of a signed waiver, though you can’t cover everything.  Courts have been able to overturn consent on public policy grounds if the conduct is destructive to society.  For the same reason that you cannot consent to somebody murdering you, you cannot consent to somebody dumping hot coffee on you if it will kill you.

So, Dethklok couldn’t get away with all of this through the use of a waiver.

Quick Answer from the Mailbag: You know those screaming videos that have a ugly picture with a loud scream in the middle of the video? What if someone intentionally sends the video knowing it will disturb the viewer? What if the viewer gets a heart attack from watching it?

The First Amendment generally protects speech that is offensive or disturbing.  You have the right to say what you want, even if someone else does not like it.  I’ll cover this in more detail in a future post.

There is potential liability for intentional infliction of emotional distress; however, this is a high bar to pass.  To be able to recover, you need to have actual bodily harm that results from the conduct.  If the person is just upset or scared, but has no real injuries, then generally there is no recovery. Further, mere words are not enough. The action that gives rise to the injury should be something that the average person would consider far outside of the bounds.  If the sender knew that it would have this effect on the viewer, that would change things.

-AS

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  • dave

    So this couldnt happen??? i thought metalocalypse was a documentary

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Basil-Chiasson/1683420052 Basil Chiasson

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      • http://www.omimetal.wordpress.com The Greys

        Aw crap. We’d already printed out “pain waivers” for our band’s upcoming “… And Free Firecrackers For All” concert …

  • ColinJ

    The best episode they’ve ever done was the one where all their families turn up.

    Murderface’s grandma is a fuckin’ riot.

    • DustintheWind

      That is a good episode…However, my favorite is when Nathan gets a girlfriend and it almost breaks up the band… Then she almost dies and is in a body cast and can’t talk and Nathan calls her “the perfect girlfriend now’ hahahahaha awesome

    • http://www.myspace.com/fallenfew BobFish

      “You ruined my vagina”

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/339e5c1e9c4cbbe2a3225773582fbd37.png am_svperstar

    So what you’re saying is that you’re going to ruin the show for everyone… Nice work…

    • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

      Are you serious? This would RUIN the show for you? Jesus, I feel dumber every time I read comments on this site.

      I think the article is quite good.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adbel-A-Espinoza/1388354128 Adbel A. Espinoza

        ^^^ Agree.

  • Deathexplosion

    i would say this site has gone downhill, but it was never really uphill.

  • hector

    Hmm its a fucking cartoon. When did become a law posting message board site?

    • crapmcpoopin

      obviously, you missed the humor in the article.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Rowan/531575311 Christopher Rowan

    dont do that again.

  • Kevin

    Holy shit. Please never run this article again.

    That was the opposite of enjoyable.

  • Pahkmycah

    I’d rather read more dumb shit from Dallas Coyle than see another one of these.

  • J-Ho

    I dunno, I thought it was kind of interesting. Even if it’s something I know a little bit about from boxing and working in medicine.

    Contract law would probably be more interesting from a music site’s point of view. Or, like, a recap of big trials in metal. Like when Judas Priest was put on trial for having subliminal messages in their songs. How did that even make it into court?

  • http://myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

    I enjoy the articles; if anyone who frequented this site was a serious musician, there are lots of things to be learned from Antonin’s posts. All he’s doing is using popular culture as a jump-off or reference point for some valid things to be concerned about.

    Lighten up, people. Seriously.

    • SP420

      I’d really prefer though he’d not use a second rate CARTOON created by a hack musician as a jump-off. Or else this column really is headed for the suck.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

        Okay, so you’d rather use a morbid case where REAL people died. While that’s metal, there’s nothing funny about a building burning down, killing most inside. Having fake people, burned with coffee, to the score of a coffee jingle has a bit of “haha” value to it.

        Seems like the usual Internet crowd here: Everyone hates everything, but comes back to read and bitch some more. Why? They have nothing else to do. Seriously guys, go out for a walk or pick up underwater knitting at your local college.

        • SP420

          …um lol. Clearly you’re the embodiment of the typical internet crowd taking something wayyyy out of proportion and interjecting your own garbage argument pulled out of your ass for your own amusement. Let me explain it in infant diction if I must:
          I do not like Metalocalypse. I do not like seeing words that are about Metalocalypse because it is a bad show. SO I prefer that if one of the more talented contributors here not write about this bad show!

          • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

            Well you are entitled to your own opinion, even though it’s a shit one.

        • Cryzthormagnusian

          Why should an article like this have to have a “haha” value to it? Why not have a well written serious article? Do we have to be entertained every waking moment?

  • metalguy

    I LIKED IT BUT DONT DO EVERY EPISODE AND DONT QUIT OVER THESE GUYS

    • LULWUT

      CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

      • metalguy

        no it gets attention. plus i started with it on and didnt feel like redoing

        • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

          You did type an awful lot to have to redo it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    I’m pretty sure there aren’t tigers in Africa. They’re Asian.

    • Antonin Skullia, Esq.

      Drat. Fair point.

      • Heavy Metal

        Damn I was gonna post this. but now I have to retort that they are planning a South African Tiger Sanctuary even though Tigers are not native to South Africa.
        So it could be that later this year, Tigers will be in the wild in Africa. People will be able to get away with talking about the Tigers in Africa.

        Wikipedia source because Wikipedia is never wrong
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_China_Tiger#Rewilding_Project_in_South_Africa

      • SourDeez

        Just change tiger to lion and it’s all good.

    • Cryzthormagnusian

      Just shows that sometimes people can have book smarts, but not street smarts.

      • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

        How in the fuck is knowing Tigers are from Asia considered street smarts?

  • BetterThanEzra

    Well that’s 3 minutes of my life i’ll never get back

    • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

      Contemplating the HILARIOUSLY intentional irony of your username and typing this is 30 seconds I’ll never get back…

  • TomB

    I quite enjoyed it. More please.

  • Dysenteric

    Talk about overthinking it. Holy shit.

    How much longer can you guys make a fuss over a cartoon that got boring after a few episodes?

    If I was you, Esquire, I wouldn’t bother your arse doing any more articles like this.

  • Freedom35

    Dont listen to the negative feedback. Ive found your articles really interesting.

  • Ølin of Carl

    I really want to believe that there is no way you guys are really this dumb: First, eaten by a TIGER on an AFRICAN Safari???… sigh. Second: You are obviously unaware that as lawyers go Charles Ofdensen is the equivalent of Superman, Spiderman and God. So before you go pissing off a bunch of emotional thickneck metalhead cartoon fans you might wanna fact-check your fact-checking.

    • Cryzthormagnusian

      A tiger? In Africa?

  • Will

    i will not allow the law into my music world. music is the last pure place in my heart that hasn’t been sullied by this miserable profession. not reading this blog anymore.

  • DecrystallizingReason

    What a boring, long-winded, meaningless post.

  • Sin and Death

    Are you for real?

  • guey

    I’M EATING CHIPS!!!!

    JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW!!! FIND ME A PAPER CLIPS! DOS WHAT I SAY OR I HAVES YOU ALL KILLED!!!! NOW SHITS YOUR PANTS!!!!!

    Dude, Chin Lu, don’t worry, don’t worry, she just OD’d ok she just OD’d, she’ll be fine just leave her here. CHIN LU!!!! HELP ME OUT!! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! SHE’S DEAD!!!

  • hexbasher

    how dare you bring logic and rational thought towards dethklok….

    Candy, tastes like chicken if chicken was a candy…

  • Maggie

    Fuck the haters, this is interesting as hell! It’s fun to learn about all the lil’ nitpicky trivial stuff!

    To the people who don’t like Metalocalypse, why did you click on “read more” on this article, knowing there would be more words about..iunno, METALOCALYPSE?

  • WowWee!

    I always wondered the specifics about the killing of fans. So in some episodes the deaths can be counted without penalty because it was caused unintentionally.

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    OK, that was a pretty funny post. I was appalled when you mentioned the pitch of watching Metalocalypse and posting about each episode, but that analysis was funny enough that I’ll keep coming back for this.

  • Tim-o-tato

    Very interesting article…
    Gave me a head ache. That means you used some really good words and legal mambo jumbo.
    Keep up the good work…

  • d00shc00gr

    I liked the last article you posted about making sure everyone in your band is on the same page, but (humorously) nitpicking the legality of Dethklok is kinda lame. You should write more about contract negotiation for performances/record deals and stuff like that.